Feedback Connor thread guidelines

[JohnQAnon]

It would nice if that thread had its special set of rules and guidelines in the pink box to get posters to rag on Connor more and to focus less on giving him any kind of advice if the website's software allows for it.

 

[Bugaboo]

Personally I think it's funny when people give him advice and he pulls a reason out of his ass as to why he can't try to improve but that's just me

 

[Le Bateleur]

Nice idea, Anon. Why stop there? The Connor thread should have a script that posts either "write your book, Fatty Ding-Dongs", "crotch fungus", "go for a walk, Whiny Fat Faggot", or "Molly Ringwald's belly button!!!!1!", over and over, forever.

 

[JohnQAnon]

Nice idea, Anon. Why stop there? The Connor thread should have a script that posts either "write your book, Fatty Ding-Dongs", "crotch fungus", "go for a walk, Whiny Fat Faggot", or "Molly Ringwald's belly button!!!!1!", over and over, forever.

They already do that but without so many written rules.

I want to see people try to get the milk out of Connor and not with boring Jekyll and Hyde sob stories of them wanting Connor to write more and shitting on him when he actually writes.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Has a lolcow ever been milked by showering them with abusive posts, though? I've only ever seen them clam up or leave.

 

[bearycool]

Excellent, suggestion. I'll start writing up some guidelines on what NOT to do with Connor.

 

[Kirby]

If something's not broke there's no need to fix it. Connor is such an overbearing faggot that I don't know how you could regulate or improve what people say on that thread, and as far as Connor's novel is concerned, people only want him to finish the novel so that we can make fun of it. Also, you might as well just let people basically post what they want. If a post seems silly or white knightish, just ignore it or rate it optimistic or something.

Also from my experience, if you're going to milk a lolcow, they need to have certain traits to them that make them worth actually milking. The best milk comes from polarizing and entertaining cows who are either borderline retarded, excessively gullible, racist, homophobic, furries, bronies, have dumb political or religious beliefs, are sexually frustrated, open about their deviant sexual fetishes or are straight out socially awkward. Connor is really none of these things and he is certainly not entertaining. He is just an immensely boring and overbearing faggot that against all common sense, went to extreme lengths to powerlevel and attention whore in the one forum on the internet dedicated to making fun of people who do exactly that and essentially forced himself into existence as a lolcow.

He is more or less just a third-rate pet that we keep contained in this forum. Marjan is like the beloved dog of this forum that we like to give attention to and pet and feed while Connor is more like that one goldfish that you came home drunk with after winning it at a carnival that you really don't know what to even do with, but you make sure to feed it twice a week out of obligation until it dies.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

He is just an immensely boring and overbearing faggot that against all common sense, went to extreme lengths to powerlevel and attention whore in the one forum on the internet dedicated to making fun of people who do exactly that and essentially forced himself into existence as a lolcow.

said the Shanerfag. lol

 

[CatParty]

If something's not broke there's no need to fix it. Connor is such an overbearing faggot that I don't know how you could regulate or improve what people say on that thread, and as far as Connor's novel is concerned, people only want him to finish the novel so that we can make fun of it. Also, you might as well just let people basically post what they want. If a post seems silly or white knightish, just ignore it or rate it optimistic or something.

Also from my experience, if you're going to milk a lolcow, they need to have certain traits to them that make them worth actually milking. The best milk comes from polarizing and entertaining cows who are either borderline retarded, excessively gullible, racist, homophobic, furries, bronies, have dumb political or religious beliefs, are sexually frustrated, open about their deviant sexual fetishes or are straight out socially awkward. Connor is really none of these things and he is certainly not entertaining. He is just an immensely boring and overbearing faggot that against all common sense, went to extreme lengths to powerlevel and attention whore in the one forum on the internet dedicated to making fun of people who do exactly that and essentially forced himself into existence as a lolcow.

He is more or less just a third-rate pet that we keep contained in this forum. Marjan is like the beloved dog of this forum that we like to give attention to and pet and feed while Connor is more like that one goldfish that you came home drunk with after winning it at a carnival that you really don't know what to even do with, but you make sure to feed it twice a week out of obligation until it dies.

Sounds like he's tougher than shaner

 

[Pikonic]

Connor is more like that one goldfish that you came home drunk with after winning it at a carnival that you really don't know what to even do with, but you make sure to feed it twice a week out of obligation until it dies.

Feels

 

[Kirby]

said the Shanerfag. lol

Sounds like he's tougher than shaner

Connor just sits at home doing nothing while getting fatter. Shaner runs around derailing trains, trespassing on private property, shitting in diapers, neglecting his 90 year old mother and stalking women and little children all while still getting fatter. There's a key difference here.

 

[John Daker]

If something's not broke there's no need to fix it. Connor is such an overbearing faggot that I don't know how you could regulate or improve what people say on that thread, and as far as Connor's novel is concerned, people only want him to finish the novel so that we can make fun of it. Also, you might as well just let people basically post what they want. If a post seems silly or white knightish, just ignore it or rate it optimistic or something.

Also from my experience, if you're going to milk a lolcow, they need to have certain traits to them that make them worth actually milking. The best milk comes from polarizing and entertaining cows who are either borderline retarded, excessively gullible, racist, homophobic, furries, bronies, have dumb political or religious beliefs, are sexually frustrated, open about their deviant sexual fetishes or are straight out socially awkward. Connor is really none of these things and he is certainly not entertaining. He is just an immensely boring and overbearing faggot that against all common sense, went to extreme lengths to powerlevel and attention whore in the one forum on the internet dedicated to making fun of people who do exactly that and essentially forced himself into existence as a lolcow.

He is more or less just a third-rate pet that we keep contained in this forum. Marjan is like the beloved dog of this forum that we like to give attention to and pet and feed while Connor is more like that one goldfish that you came home drunk with after winning it at a carnival that you really don't know what to even do with, but you make sure to feed it twice a week out of obligation until it dies.

Connor just sits at home doing nothing while getting fatter. Shaner runs around derailing trains, trespassing on private property, shitting in diapers, neglecting his 90 year old mother and stalking women and little children all while still getting fatter. There's a key difference here.

Semper Fidelis

 

[Coster]

borderline retarded, excessively gullible, racist, homophobic, furries, bronies, have dumb political or religious beliefs, are sexually frustrated, open about their deviant sexual fetishes or are straight out socially awkward

I underlined everything that's applicable to Connor. I think his chimpouts are hilarious, and the best kind of responses are the ones that evoke a reaction out of him, which don't include things like "WHERE'S UR STORY? LOL" anymore because he's just learn to glaze over it like nothing happened. Any time he goes into a "you guys want me to kill myself" mood the only thing that comes to mind is to tell him to do it, because he's already fucked it up twice and we know he wouldn't. Edgy Connor is best Connor imo.

I just believe in things being softly enforced in that thread, not necessarily anything hard.

 

[AP 297]

I think @Kirby is very right on the difference between Shaner and Connor. Most people don't understand a lot of the details and history with Shaner. They just see a bunch people they don't know that well shitposting in that thread or arguing with him. From the details I have learned about Shaner, the guy has enough history to make OPL look like a winner in life in comparison.

Meanwhile Connor to most of us who have no idea who he is just seems like a spastic who has a thread that lots of people we know are shitposting in or arguing with him about the same series of things. Connor is much more coherent and definitely much smarter than Shaner, but I really to be honest don't see the cow in him.

Both to me seem like they are only cows to the people who are familiar with their stories. To outsiders, both threads are nothing but shitposts, trollshielding, and pointless arguing.

I have seen enough of Shaner's behavior to say he is much more funny than Connor except when Connor gets angry. It is when Connor gets angry that he has his moments.

I am not going to condemn anyone's cow, and to each their own. Still it might help if people could consolidate the issues on both Cows so that outsiders or people with busy schedules can learn more about each of them.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I think @Kirby is very right on the difference between Shaner and Connor. Most people don't understand a lot of the details and history with Shaner. They just see a bunch people they don't know that well shitposting in that thread or arguing with him. From the details I have learned about Shaner, the guy has enough history to make OPL look like a winner in life in comparison.

Meanwhile Connor to most of us who have no idea who he is just seems like a spastic who has a thread that lots of people we know are shitposting in or arguing with him about the same series of things. Connor is much more coherent and definitely much smarter than Shaner, but I really to be honest don't see the cow in him.

Both to me seem like they are only cows to the people who are familiar with their stories. To outsiders, both threads are nothing but shitposts, trollshielding, and pointless arguing.

I have seen enough of Shaner's behavior to say he is much more funny than Connor except when Connor gets angry. It is when Connor gets angry that he has his moments.

I am not going to condemn anyone's cow, and to each their own. Still it might help if people could consolidate the issues on both Cows so that outsiders or people with busy schedules can learn more about each of them.

Meh, I like that Connor's smart by cow standards. Talking with him seems more like having a conversation on equal footing than yelling random things at an incoherent babbling tard. That and he's 100% sincere, no potentially fabricated court reports or stories, and he has some likeability and personality to him.

I am probably too hard on Shaner, but it's a bit of a sour grapes situation. I didn't take a single glance at his thread when it was still small, so it is hopeless to get into him unless I want to stare at 800 pages that are mostly full of nothing for the next week, and I have better things to do.

 

[Null]

That and he's 100% sincere, no potentially fabricated court reports or stories, and he has some likeability and personality to him.

Yeah, that's a difference. With Chris and Jace and Moleman and Connor there's this idea that they could be something better if they knew how or made the effort. Shaner is just a bitter old cunt who the world would be better off without and anyone who interacts with him appears to be fucking insane and just enjoys screwing around with a retarded elderly man.

 

[AP 297]

Yeah, that's a difference. With Chris and Jace and Moleman and Connor there's this idea that they could be something better if they knew how or made the effort. Shaner is just a bitter old cunt who the world would be better off without and anyone who interacts with him appears to be fucking insane and just enjoys screwing around with a retarded elderly man.

That is the thing though. If each continues their current course. They will all become just like Shaner. Shaner is their future in a sense. A what if they continued being the same person and actually got worse and even more deluded.

Meh, I like that Connor's smart by cow standards. Talking with him seems more like having a conversation on equal footing than yelling random things at an incoherent babbling tard. That and he's 100% sincere, no potentially fabricated court reports or stories, and he has some likeability and personality to him.

I am probably too hard on Shaner, but it's a bit of a sour grapes situation. I didn't take a single glance at his thread when it was still small, so it is hopeless to get into him unless I want to stare at 800 pages that are mostly full of nothing for the next week, and I have better things to do.

I looked it up online. Those Dockets for Shaner are real. That is a real court he is going to and a real case he is involved in. It looks to crazy to be true and I will agree with you on that, but faking court dockets is a whole new level of ruse cruise.

 

[Kirby]

I noticed that people seem to call Shaner an old elderly man when in reality he is only 46 years old, which is only 13 years older than Chris.

I can understand going through 800 pages to find the funny about Shaner is impossible but honestly the dramatica article for what its worth is actually a pretty good introduction on Shaner that is more factual in nature than shitposty.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Leonard_F._Shaner_Jr.

 

[CatParty]

I noticed that people seem to call Shaner an old elderly man when in reality he is only 46 years old, which is only 13 years older than Chris.

I can understand going through 800 pages to find the funny about Shaner is impossible but honestly the dramatica article for what its worth is actually a pretty good introduction on Shaner that is more factual in nature than shitposty.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Leonard_F._Shaner_Jr.

No one curr

 

[chimpburgers]

Ummmmm what happened to this thread being about Connor? Now it's sperging about other spergs that don't have anything to do with our homegrown sperg friend.