🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[The Knife's Husbando]

Then we render him down. Meat into pies for the devil-dogs. Bones into coal for the black powder. Fat into Guzzeline for the war rigs. Skin into pretty dresses for the ambiguously gay bezerkers. Blood into top-ups for the half-life warboys. And with that, what was once thought impossible would become reality. Connor, for a brief moment in time, against all expectations, against all odds... Connor would be a useful, functional part of society.

The Circle of Life.

Hakuna matata, motherfucker.

 

[VLAD]

Then we render him down. Meat into pies for the devil-dogs. Bones into coal for the black powder. Fat into Guzzeline for the war rigs. Skin into pretty dresses for the ambiguously gay bezerkers. Blood into top-ups for the half-life warboys. And with that, what was once thought impossible would become reality. Connor, for a brief moment in time, against all expectations, against all odds... Connor would be a useful, functional part of society.

Witnessed.

 

[XH 502]

Connor can't die. He hasn't even responded to my love letters.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

rubbing the fungus

This might be an interesting band/artist name (if Infected Mushroom can make it big, then...) but it's likelier to become someone's username. I am calling it now.

 

[Mrs Paul]

Dude, seriously, if you're having thoughts about killing yourself, please, get help. Log off of the internet, ASAP, and call a suicide hotline, or something.

 

[Bugaboo]

@Smutley when did Connor attempt suicide? Was this fairly recently?

 

[registereduser]

People... he made no threat of killing himself. He put words in our mouths, saying that that's what we want, but he made no indication that that's what he wants to do. Stop the hand flailing.

 

[Locksnap]

@Smutley when did Connor attempt suicide? Was this fairly recently?

Hes attempted suicide two times before, atleast several years ago.

 

[Kirby]

Connor hasn't posted in a few hours so the only logical and completely rational explanation is that he probably killed himself.

rip
its all nulls fault

 

[Strelok]

Connor hasn't posted in a few hours so the only logical and completely rational explanation is that he probably killed himself.

rip
its all nulls fault

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Long ass post coming in a bit. Brace yourselves.

It has been 29 hours since he has posted this

 

[Strelok]

It has been 29 hours since he has posted this

I think he was referring to when he spammed a mixtape at us.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2382.jpg?1428316499 A moment ago LegoTugboat:
   Nool should soak up his tears and watch Connor pound his mom.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/2/2382.jpg?1428316499 A moment ago LegoTugboat:
   Nool should soak up his tears and watch Connor pound his mom.

And livestream his reaction.

 

[bearycool]

And livestream his reaction.

because we need an epic connor emote called :fuck-yo-mom:

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

rip connor, gone but not forgotten (because so much of his personal life is on the internet)

 

[Smutley]

@Smutley when did Connor attempt suicide? Was this fairly recently?

It was... if I've got my time frame right, either at the end of his senior year or his first semester in college. So about 3 years ago?

The result was his parents took away a lot of his freedoms, didn't allow him on the computer unsupervised, and forced him to see a therapist that he is still a patient of.

 

[Silver]

It was... if I've got my time frame right, either at the end of his senior year or his first semester in college. So about 3 years ago?

Did he actually start college in the "expected" time frame, right after high school?

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Did he actually start college in the "expected" time frame, right after high school?

Pretty sure he's confirmed he's only been in college a few semesters, so no. At least a year between high school graduation and college, I'd say.