🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votos: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votos: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votos: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votos: 233 24.2%

  • Total de votantes
    962
For the sake of argument, let's say I take two or three classes in one semester and work an eight-hour job on the days I don't have class. On top of that, I have homework, and other obligations, such as family. On what little free time I have, I have to write some stuff. Not exactly stress-free.
1) Homework takes about two to three hours if you don't act like a goddamned idiot and procrastinate.

2) Classes go from 45 to 1:30 at the most. I've had some classes go on past two hours but those were labs so they were probably an exception to that.

3) Spending time with your family shouldn't really take more than one hour unless you are exceptionally clingy.

4) Writing is still OPTIONAL.

So, at the most, are you telling me you can't spare seven hours of your life from whatever the fuck you normally do to do the things 99% of the population already does?
 
Two classes? I don't know about strife and conflict, but it might -- cue the "optimistic" rainbows -- teach you time management, which is pretty crucial to being a writer. If you make one of them art, music, or one of the more entertaining phys ed classes, you learn something and have a little fun.

"Stress-free"? If you're looking for that, sorry, can't help you. You do not have to be stress-free to write. People write about their stress, or to relieve or escape from their stress. This is basic.

Edit: Oh Christamighty, we're at the "takes the users who fuck with him 100% dead seriously" stage. Jesus wept.
 
So I have no future and should kill myself, and do society a favor. Wonderful message.
You won't do that because that would actually be doing something, you autist. Google your name and see what pops up, it's us, we're what you leave behind when you die, a catalogue of your retardation.
 
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