🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Coster]

Any bitch so much as offers to go on a date with me, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves.

@Dr. Meme is ready and waiting, just sayin

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Do I look like a fucking faggot?

 

[DN 420]

Do I look like a fucking faggot?

Like, I swear to fucking god. I think you just sit in front of your computer, breathing heavily as your sperg brain tries to come up with a way where you can get pity. You do as much mental gymnastics as Chris.

 

[XH 502]

Any bitch so much as offers to go on a date with me, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves.

Hey big boy, do you want to go to dinner with me? First we eat out and then you can eat me out.

 

[Linako 2.0]

Any bitch so much as offers to go on a date with me, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves.

wanna go on a date, baby cakes?

 

[DN 420]

Any bitch so much as offers to go on a date with me, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves.

>thinking this will ever actually happen

 

[Bugaboo]

@Connor Bible if you promise to stop bitching about stuff, promise to work hard and listen to what I have to say I will try to teach you how to draw. I don't know how anyone goes about getting better at writing but I do know anyone can get good at drawing with practice and study

 

[EI 903]

Any bitch so much as offers to go on a date with me, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves.

It's adorable when you try to copy Marjan and the Lookism people. You probably really would enjoy their site.

 

[Sable]

I

everyone looks like a faggot to me because homosexuals are normal people like you or me. now stop being tsundere.

I was shipping SmutleyxConnor, but because of this I'm going for a SmutleyxDr.MemexConnor.

Connor is the filling.

 

[Coster]

Hey big boy, do you want to go to dinner with me? First we eat out and then you can eat me out.

@Connor Bible

Attachments is one of the gayest girls on this website and she'd totally make you the exception. You gonna turn this classy lady down?

 

[Conrix]

Any bitch so much as offers to go on a date with me, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves.

Who would even date you anyway?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Can I just say that while I normally prefer @BOLDYSPICY!'s draws to anyone's, especially the privet inspector fish, I must hedge my bets *slaps knee* and admire @Coster's masterful use of the "foreveralone" face in his portrait of Connor not cracking his knuckles?

 

[wheat pasta]

And another thing... I'm not even thinking about having a relationship with some slut. All the fish in the sea are fucking poisonous.

Uh oh, I think she likes you!!

 

[LegoTugboat]

I would play a Connor dating sim.

 

[Count groudon]

Connor, if your plan is to kill me by making my lungs explode with laughter, you've succeeded.

 

[Zeorus]

Any bitch so much as offers to go on a date with me, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves.

I presume, of course, this would come after the glassy stare and awe that a woman's talking to you.
(Trust me, Connor. All of us do it. Especially you.)

 

[GS 281]

I take it all back. You're beyond help right now. You need to grow up. I never check this thread so I didn't realize what an insolent assclown you are.

 

[Coster]

@Dr. Meme x @Connor Bible

truest OTP of them all

 

[Dr. Meme]

@Dr. Meme x @Connor Bible

truest OTP of them all

I imagine us like the /pol/ x /lgbt/ ship, where he's /pol/ and I'm /lgbt/

 

[DN 420]

I imagine us like the /pol/ x /lgbt/ ship, where he's /pol/ and I'm /lgbt/

he's more /b/ than anything