🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votos: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votos: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votos: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votos: 233 24.2%

  • Total de votantes
    962
Side-note: google "Anne Thériault bad date." I read it less than ten minutes ago and my first thought was "this is exactly what's going to happen to anyone who dates Connor."

This would require either Connor talking like a normal human being to a lady for five minutes- which isn't going to happen- or a lady asking Connor out after talking with him for about five minutes, which also isn't going to happen.
 
Any other writing? I'd love to get some fiction done, but passing my history class is a higher priority. Education comes first, ya know.
Typing a thousand words doesn't take that long. Unless you've spent all that time just staring at the computer screen, you've had time to do something fun, too, and as an aspiring writer, working on your fiction should be something you consider enjoyable.
 
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