🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Connor Bible]

Please note that it's hard to trust you at the moment. The only thing that's going to sway people is progress.

I really mean it.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

There's a reason I made this thread. It's going to be a progress journal, of sorts. Tomorrow, I'm going to post something about what I did that day that was productive and self-improving. If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.

why not get a real blog then?

Edit: Trombonista beat me to it.

 

[The Knife]

There's a reason I made this thread. It's going to be a progress journal, of sorts. Tomorrow, I'm going to post something about what I did that day that was productive and self-improving. If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.

No. You take your progress journal and work it out in real life. This is not your personal blog.

 

[CWCissey]

There's a reason I made this thread. It's going to be a progress journal, of sorts. Tomorrow, I'm going to post something about what I did that day that was productive and self-improving. If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.

Orrrrrrr...

You could leave this forum and sort shit out on your own. We neither need nor want progress reports, we just want you sorted.

 

[lolwut]

2. What do you have to say about that friend of yours you threw under the bus on here now that we know he's nicer and more successful than you?

@Connor @Connor @Connor

 

[TM Ambrose]

I really mean it.

Go into your lolcow thread. How many times have you said a similar thing?

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

I really mean it.

Then show it.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Counting the minutes before he goes Fucky you on us.

 

[Connor Bible]

Then show it.

Believe me, I will. Just to prove I'm not fucking around, I'll make a bet.

 

[Pikonic]

There's a reason I made this thread. It's going to be a progress journal, of sorts. Tomorrow, I'm going to post something about what I did that day that was productive and self-improving. If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.

Let's take bets on how long this lasts, put me down for 2.

I really mean it.

OK, 3.

 

[Abby]

There's a reason I made this thread. It's going to be a progress journal, of sorts. Tomorrow, I'm going to post something about what I did that day that was productive and self-improving. If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.

Why not just start a blog or something like that? It'd be a place for you to track your progress as well as a place to post your writing. It'd be a good tool to get you writing and keep track of your progress. I really don't think you being on this forum will lead to anything too positive.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

Why not just start a blog or something like that? It'd be a place for you to track your progress as well as a place to post your writing. It'd be a good tool to get you writing and keep track of your progress. I really don't think you being on this forum will lead to anything too positive.

A million times this.

 

[CWCissey]

Believe me, I will. Just to prove I'm not fucking around, I'll make a bet.

I bet you can't stay off this forum for the rest of your life.

 

[Shiala]

There's a reason I made this thread. It's going to be a progress journal, of sorts. Tomorrow, I'm going to post something about what I did that day that was productive and self-improving. If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.

First: What everyone else already said: just get a livejournal for that.
Second:

If I don't do anything productive, I'll make up for it the next day.

You're already planning to fuck off and do nothing. Giving yourself an excuse to procrastinate just get the ball rolling to do jack all.

 

[Sonic Hoo]

If you improve, I'll donate $20 to the kiwifarms. I feel like my money is pretty safe, though.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Believe me, I will. Just to prove I'm not fucking around, I'll make a bet.

You've said stuff similar to this before. I'm starting to think that you really don't mean it because of how much you're protesting.

 

[Trombonista]

My last post reminded me that I should update my LiveJournal again. I've got a set of posts planned out.

 

[Hat]

I've also been thoroughly outlining another novel I'm going to write during the summer, with roughly four paragraphs of backstory already on the page.

Show us—we want proof.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

Believe me, I will. Just to prove I'm not fucking around, I'll make a bet.

Dude, I don't even want to bet against you. If you improve yourself, fuck it, say you've won every bet.

 

[XH 502]

Believe me, I will. Just to prove I'm not fucking around, I'll make a bet.

You know what would be the best way to handle this? Go quiet for a bit, leave the internet (leave the Farms), and make some significant strides by volunteering, taking more classes, etc. Then, once you have actually achieved these things, come back and say "look, I did it". You won't have to prove anything, because it's already been done.

As everyone else has said, you've given us this line before. Hell, you've given every forum you've been a member on this "I'm going to change this time" speech. Next time, come to us with evidence that you already have done this.