🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Connor Bible]

Yes, but they had talent before they died. You don't.

But I will.

 

[ShavedSheep]

WILL YOU?

 

[Dalish]

You do know some of the greats didn't even achieve success until they were already six feet under, right?

Some being the operative word.

You still can't spell stories.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Yes, but they had talent before they died. You don't.

"But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."

-Carl Sagan

 

[Connor Bible]

And why make a woman the main character of your book when you've held these beliefs? Write what you know, and you don't know women.

Most girls won't even speak to me or acknowledge my presence just because they can. It's as if I have to change everything about myself to satisfy people's cravings.

 

[Foulmouth]

But I will.

I was going to reply in words but I'll let this picture speak for me

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Most girls won't even speak to me or acknowledge my presence just because they can. It's as if I have to change everything about myself to satisfy people's cravings.

That's because everything about you is repulsive.
You should meet this guy I know named Nick Stoutzenberger. I'm sure you would get along well.

 

[Pine Tar]

Most girls won't even speak to me or acknowledge my presence just because they can. It's as if I have to change everything about myself to satisfy people's cravings.

MAYBE YOU FUCKING SHOULD?! THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT YOUR LIFE THAT IS GOING TO WORK!!

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Most girls won't even speak to me or acknowledge my presence just because they can. It's as if I have to change everything about myself to satisfy people's cravings.

Well when you have the personality of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you gotta make changes.

 

[Dalish]

Most girls won't even speak to me or acknowledge my presence just because they can. It's as if I have to change everything about myself to satisfy people's cravings.

Do you know how stupid you sound? No one, regardless of gender, is required to speak to anyone else.

They don't talk to you because you grumble to yourself, stalking around campus like a serial killer, while looking and smelling suspiciously like one as well.

You have to change your piss-poor attitude and maybe your crotch rot and maybe fucking ask about them instead of talking about yourself.

 

[Connor Bible]

MAYBE YOU FUCKING SHOULD?!

To please one person? That's a little much. To please many people, most likely.

 

[Abby]

because they can.

I've read the posts that Smutley assembled detailing your attempts at getting women to notice you, and I don't think they ignore you 'just because they can.'

 

[Cosmos]

Most girls won't even speak to me or acknowledge my presence just because they can. It's as if I have to change everything about myself to satisfy people's cravings.

So that makes it okay to judge, insult, and degrade the entire female gender? Because you can't get a girlfriend?

You might want to reevaluate some things before you turn into @Holden.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Most girls won't even speak to me or acknowledge my presence just because they can. It's as if I have to change everything about myself to satisfy people's cravings.

You and @Holden would get along great. Go say hi to him.

 

[Ivan Komarov]

To please one person? That's a little much. To please many people, most likely.

You would please everybody by changing. Shame that it actually involves work.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

To please one person? That's a little much. To please many people, most likely.

You don't please anyone Connor, so yes that means change or be lonely.

 

[Pine Tar]

To please one person? That's a little much. To please many people, most likely.

If one person is an asshole, he's an asshole. If everybody is an asshole, you're a fungus-infected asshole.

 

[Connor Bible]

Look, there are some things about myself I can't change over the course of one night, or even a weekend. It takes time, effort and willpower. Also, you guys seem to be implying that people in general are selfish by their very nature.

 

[The Knife]

To please one person? That's a little much. To please many people, most likely.

Are you getting a whole lot of satisfaction from what you're currently doing?

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Look, there are some things about myself I can't change over the course of one night, or even a weekend. It takes time, effort and willpower. Also, you guys seem to be implying that people in general are selfish by their very nature.

Maybe you're selfish for not changing. Of course you complain that it takes willpower and effort.