🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Surtur]

Whoever made it did it. . .last year, I think? Before Null changed his avatar.
Actually, @Null , do you know who made this?

@Mondo Zappa I think.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

I echo the sentiment that this actually helped me with some writing issues of my own. Even though Connor refuses to use the advice given, it's good to see it isn't going to waste.

Spoiler: warning: tooting own horn ahead

I can get the perfectionism thing because, along with depression and anxiety, I have that issue myself. The thing is, plenty of people here -- myself included -- try anyway. That Connor refuses to try at anything, even MAKING FRIENDS, just about infuriates me and I'm so so sorry for everyone who's been so patient up to this point.

Is it really too fukken difficult to even talk about someone else's interests? I may need a neck brace from all the head-shaking I've been doing.

 

[Uzumaki]

Whoever made it did it. . .last year, I think? Before Null changed his avatar.
Actually, @Null , do you know who made this?

Hahahahaha, awesome. I didn't realize it was that old.

 

[Treblinkachu]

People like Connor have problems that only they can fix. He knows what he's doing wrong at this point. It's up to him to address the problem now. If he doesn't want to stop living in his little fantasy world and work through his ever-growing pile of issues, nobody else in the entire universe can make him do it, no matter how much advice is given to him.

 

[BatNapalm]

Also also @sparklemilhouse & @The Knife , the best therapist I ever had spent ten years getting her associate's degree. She has a PhD now.

And she still finished school in less time than Mr. One Class Per Semester probably will.

 

[Le Bateleur]

@Connor - you live literally next to the Spanish Moss Trail. It looks really beautiful. Why not go and walk along it every day, trying to walk a little further each day?

 

[The Knife]

OH! What do you teach, by the way?

I teach English. And I finished my first novel last year and have been hustling to try and find an agent (she said with perhaps a wee pointed barb of smugness).

 

[EI 903]

I teach English. And I finished my first novel last year and have been hustling to try and find an agent (she said with perhaps a wee pointed barb of smugness).

Barb has been smug for ages, but that's probably the first 'wee' she's seen since 9 months before Chris popped out.

slaps his knee

 

[The Knife]

Barb has been smug for ages, but that's probably the first 'wee' she's seen since 9 months before Chris popped out.

slaps his knee

Oh, don't you start, too!

 

[Coster]

Barb has been smug for ages, but that's probably the first 'wee' she's seen since 9 months before Chris popped out.

slaps his knee

You tried, and that's what matters. Don't listen to Pine Tar, Miraak, or The Knife, you keep doing puns and wordplay you beautiful bastard, and you get better at them. You'll be a true trhellblazer in no time!

slaps his knee

 

[BriarHeart]

You tried, and that's what matters. Don't listen to Pine Tar, Miraak, or The Knife, you keep doing puns and wordplay you beautiful bastard, and you get better at them. You'll be a true trhellblazer in no time!

slaps his knee

The infection is spreading. He must be stopped before it's too late.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

You'll be a true trhellblazer in no time!

You soulless monster.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I teach English. And I finished my first novel last year and have been hustling to try and find an agent (she said with perhaps a wee pointed barb of smugness).

Barb has been smug for ages, but that's probably the first 'wee' she's seen since 9 months before Chris popped out.

slaps his knee

Oh, don't you start, too!

You tried, and that's what matters. Don't listen to Pine Tar, Miraak, or The Knife, you keep doing puns and wordplay you beautiful bastard, and you get better at them. You'll be a true trhellblazer in no time!

slaps his knee

This is my new favorite thread, fuck TJ's.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

@Connor - you live literally next to the Spanish Moss Trail. It looks really beautiful. Why not go and walk along it every day, trying to walk a little further each day?

At first I thought you were gonna throw in a dig about how the moss might move faster than Connor.

 

[Connor Bible]

I'm unsurprised that I made it to number four on the site's shit list.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I'm unsurprised that I made it to number four on the site's shit list.

Neither am I. why are you back Connor? It's for attention isn't it?

 

[Connor Bible]

Neither am I. why are you back Connor? It's for attention isn't it?

No.

 

[Fredegunde]

Ah, so you're back. I have been waiting.

I read RE, at least the parts that were posted earlier. As is, it's unbelievably shitty. I'm sorry, but I have to be blunt here. However, I had some suggestions I was going to give you to make it more readable. Based on your behavior / lack of motivation / incompetence, though, I'm not going to give them to you.

I figured that if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. If you're not careful, I'm going to confiscate Eva and Klaus from you. Be forewarned.

 

[Treblinkachu]

I'm unsurprised that I made it to number four on the site's shit list.

Your profile says that you are a "recovering lolcow". In what way are you "recovering"?

 

[Meowthkip]

No.

Then what is it?