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More like what's up with cows and loudly talking about writing a book, but rarely ever actually do it.
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More like what's up with cows and loudly talking about writing a book, but rarely ever actually do it.
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- 20 de Feb, 2017
I'm sure some of them have done some writing as in some form of short journal, but I think a whole book is beyond these speds.
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- 26 de Mar, 2014
Connor is raping children's belly buttons while Bryce Cherry sits in the background jerking off and applying bumpbows to the fuck wounds
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- 29 de Mar, 2014
Call it a wild guess, but I think Connor could still be living with his parents and taking one course a semester. Alphaboy and Redesigning Eva are possibly still unfinished. Days out with Grandma Bible may still be consuming entire days.
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- 29 de Sep, 2015
He still takes one course a semester? It'll still be around two decades before he can get a bachelors since he's probably not far in. But this means more time for his book!
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- 24 de Jul, 2013
Since people are interested in my Baby Boy, Connor hasn't been sperging much online lately. Maybe he learned his lesson or he's become less bitter, but he mostly just hangs out with his papist friend watching Godzilla movies and not doing anything constructive.
I mean, this is the most he's gotten into lately, just telling people he can't do any writing he wouldn't have done anyway.
He did manage to write 700 words in only 14 days, which is really impressive!
But then shot himself in the foot by only writing 1350 in one month
But that might be because Grandma Bible isn't long for this world. I hope Uncle Cirrhosis picks up the slack for her.
Oh, wait, nevermind. He's still doing his "woe is me" schtick. "i'm an unironic Molly Ringwald fan" is one of the reasons he's miserable though, lol
I mean, this is the most he's gotten into lately, just telling people he can't do any writing he wouldn't have done anyway.
He did manage to write 700 words in only 14 days, which is really impressive!
But then shot himself in the foot by only writing 1350 in one month
But that might be because Grandma Bible isn't long for this world. I hope Uncle Cirrhosis picks up the slack for her.
Oh, wait, nevermind. He's still doing his "woe is me" schtick. "i'm an unironic Molly Ringwald fan" is one of the reasons he's miserable though, lol
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
"I'm depressed because I haven't accomplished anything... and I spent years being depressed about my inevitable accomplishments."
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- 1 de Sep, 2015
Since people are interested in my Baby Boy, Connor hasn't been sperging much online lately. Maybe he learned his lesson or he's become less bitter, but he mostly just hangs out with his papist friend watching Godzilla movies and not doing anything constructive.
I mean, this is the most he's gotten into lately, just telling people he can't do any writing he wouldn't have done anyway.
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He did manage to write 700 words in only 14 days, which is really impressive!
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But then shot himself in the foot by only writing 1350 in one month
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But that might be because Grandma Bible isn't long for this world. I hope Uncle Cirrhosis picks up the slack for her.
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Oh, wait, nevermind. He's still doing his "woe is me" schtick. "i'm an unironic Molly Ringwald fan" is one of the reasons he's miserable though, lol
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"unironic Molly Ringwald fan," god I love this kid.
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A Man shaped monster with blood red-eyes. Holy shit, what a unique monster. No one has ever thought of something like that. Move the fuck over, H.P Lovecraft
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- 12 de Mar, 2013
Gee, if only there were solutions to getting rid of fat, being unemployed, and wearing unflattering glasses. I guess those are all impossible, though.
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- 14 de Jul, 2017
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Honestly Connor has the entire world against him. Why in this very thread some people had the gal to give him some advice (longs streams of it) to change his lifestyle. He's all depressed or something.
Honestly Connor has the entire world against him. Why in this very thread some people had the gal to give him some advice (longs streams of it) to change his lifestyle. He's all depressed or something.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
I hope he avoids the Farms for a year, only to return spergier than ever.
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- 10 de Sep, 2013
NaNoWriMo is just a few months away, I'll be curious to see if he makes a goal again this year (only to write 90 words and give up again). I'll be keeping track of his lack of progress.
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- 1 de Oct, 2014
I bet it makes long-winded speeches about philosophy and stuff.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
Dwarf Fortress randomly generates things scarier than this.
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- 3 de Feb, 2013
We should organize a writing workshop for the literary cows. Quick, someone see if @Cowlick and @Brad Watson_Miami are available!
Spoiler: they totally are.
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- 23 de Jul, 2014
Dwarf Fortress randomly generates sponges scarier than this.
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- 1 de Oct, 2014
