🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votos: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votos: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votos: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votos: 233 24.2%

  • Total de votantes
    962
I honestly looked at the name of the person this lolcow thread is dedicated to and thought "Who The Fuck names there kid Connor Bible of all name's The last one had to be, Bible"
 
Anyways Connor is back on Reddit, probably only until he gets banned again. Please enjoy him being fucking obsessed with Julia roberts.
Profile archive (Only goes back so far, but whatever.)

Searching "Julia Roberts" in his comments: Link
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Searching "Pretty Woman": Link
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There's even more if you look through his general comments, search just "Julia," or go deeper into the threads, but you get the picture. His autistic fixation on Julia Roberts is insane and speaks to just how crippling his autism actually is, even at his current age. It's sad, because he's never come off as particularly low-IQ, just incredibly, incredibly autistic, with an ego so big that it prevents him from stopping and going, "you know, maybe I'm just being really autistic right now."
 
Profile archive (Only goes back so far, but whatever.)

Searching "Julia Roberts" in his comments: Link

Searching "Pretty Woman": Link
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There's even more if you look through his general comments, search just "Julia," or go deeper into the threads, but you get the picture. His autistic fixation on Julia Roberts is insane and speaks to just how crippling his autism actually is, even at his current age. It's sad, because he's never come off as particularly low-IQ, just incredibly, incredibly autistic, with an ego so big that it prevents him from stopping and going, "you know, maybe I'm just being really autistic right now."
Yeah this account is only a couple weeks old. But it’ll get locked and he’ll make another new one at some point. It’s easy to spot. He asks the same small handful of questions and topics. He doesn’t accept the answers which are always the same because his questions aren’t deep at all despite him thinking they are. And he cannot stand peoples mild disagreements so he completely overreacts. He’s shockingly dim and I only keep any track of him because I’m curious what happens if his parents die.
 
Connor asks a question but doesn’t get an honest answer. So here we go:
Watching obscure foreign films does not make you a pretentious tryhard, I do it all the time, I just watched humanity and paper balloons from 1937 and the fall of Otrar from 1991.
You are absolutely a pretentious tryhard. You watch stuff you know no one else will watch because then you’ll sound smart for knowing about it. You’re woefully inarticulate and couldn’t read a film if your life depended on it. You’re watching mostly pink films at this point. You’re not making it through an entire pink film. You’re watching five minutes because they’re really just porn. You’re still just addicted to jacking off. Say hi some time too since you’re reading this. I’d love to talk “cinema” with you.
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Connor asks a question but doesn’t get an honest answer. So here we go:
Watching obscure foreign films does not make you a pretentious tryhard, I do it all the time, I just watched humanity and paper balloons from 1937 and the fall of Otrar from 1991.
You are absolutely a pretentious tryhard. You watch stuff you know no one else will watch because then you’ll sound smart for knowing about it. You’re woefully inarticulate and couldn’t read a film if your life depended on it. You’re watching mostly pink films at this point. You’re not making it through an entire pink film. You’re watching five minutes because they’re really just porn. You’re still just addicted to jacking off. Say hi some time too since you’re reading this. I’d love to talk “cinema” with you.
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Watching a movie with subtitles means you're watching a movie with subtitles.

Bragging about doing so in order to feel superior to others however is being very much a tryhard.

Connor only enjoys films on a deep level. He can’t passively enjoy pink films. He jacks himself raw.
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This is such bullshit. Again he's trying to make himself out to be this incredible intellectual.

You know what real intellectuals do? They actually achieve stuff. Maybe it's skipping a grade. Maybe it's learning a new language. Maybe it's just trying to improve themselves. Either way you look at it Connor is not an intellectual.
 
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