🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Bugaboo]

My favorite thing about Connor is how we have offered him so much. We've offered him resources to improve his writing, we've offered him sound advice, we've offered to teach him new skills and someone even offered to spend a day with him at a theme park. Yet he still calls us his worst enemies.
We have legitimately been so kind to him unlike any cow on this site and he hates us for it

 

[Randy Lahey]

And why is that? The urge to constantly engage in masturbatory practices too strong?

hey now, let's not be a dick to TK here, alright

 

[ToroidalBoat]

absorb whats happening on the screen

IIRC, Connor also said he likes movies because one has control in them one doesn't IRL. It was during some interview someone did on him when he was in high school.

 

[r00]

IIRC, Connor also said he likes movies because one has control in them one doesn't IRL. It was during some interview someone did on him when he was in high school.

Is he talking about volume control? Because otherwise that's just dumb.

And If that's true then why doesn't he like writing? Too much control?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Is he talking about volume control?

I think it was more along the lines of stuff can be done in movies that can't be done in reality.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

And why is that? The urge to constantly engage in masturbatory practices too strong?

He's an autismal sped, just like Connor.

 

[Smutley]

lol Connor is super mad a movie adaptation of a book series he hasn't read is being made by a guy who actually finishes his writing.

Haha oh man he shows up to a thread talking about God just to say this. Classic Connor!

But at least we have an admission straight from the horses mouth

"I've mainly been watching movies and helping my grandmother" no shit

 

[Megapiss]

It's funny how he calls him "Stephen" like he knows him.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

How long has Connor been "trying to get back into the writing groove" now?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

How long has Connor been "trying to get back into the writing groove" now?

He's never really been in the groove to start with.

 

[Smutley]

!!WARNING!!
!!!!THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!

CONNOR HAS BEGUN WRITING REDESIGNING EVA AGAIN
AND HE'S ALREADY UP TO 6601 WORDS!!!!!
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Jack Torrence

• A once successful writer
• Has a wife and child
• Enjoys drinking socially
• Handy with both a boiler and a cricket mallet (adapt and sporty)
• Has held at least 2 jobs

Yup, when I think Connor Bible I think someone like Jack.

I hope dad didn't date rape &/or hold a gun to him again

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Any bets on how long before he comes back here to tell us how successful he is right now?

 

[Calooby]

He's going to be rich as hell and @Conrix is going to be his servant.

 

[Jeff Heaney]

Connor, scoring with chicks

 

[Surtur]

Ahh...the Connor never changes.

 

[nesimatic]

Connor, scoring with chicks

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Honestly if Connor took better care of himself and had good hygiene habits, he wouldn't be that bad looking but I'm not to sure what he's personality is like though. I bet he could get smush smush if he tried.

 

[Arkangel]

I'm calling ICE on Connor.

 

[QE 757]

Latest tweets , still obsessing over Molly Ringwald :

Spoiler

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

"I'm an actor like these guys, in every way, except for the part where I don't actually act!"

 

[Handsome Pete]

"I'm an actor like these guys, in every way, except for the part where I don't actually act!"

So, the same way he's a writer.