🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Covertchinchilla]

 

[Mr. Awesome Man]

Those are some fucked up looking teeth.

 

[Covertchinchilla]

For the life of me I can't figure out what emotion he's trying to convey with his weird ass face.
Also, he just crossed 11,000 followers. He's finally famous!

 

[Picklechu]

Looks like a therapist's office, but only a bad therapist would give Connie a nerf gun and take such a lolworthy picture, so who knows.

 

[Hamstirer]

For the life of me I can't figure out what emotion he's trying to convey with his weird ass face.
Also, he just crossed 11,000 followers. He's finally famous!

That is the " Ahhh Yeahhhhh" face.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Yo, Connor! How's your crotch fungus?

 

[Covertchinchilla]

I think it’s the thrift store his mom makes him volunteer at. I suspect she does this because they can’t afford respite care. He’s probably eaten through their retirement as well.

 

[Covertchinchilla]

Well, Connor is back on Reddit with his Julia Roberts hate boner again. https://www.reddit.com/u/TheCheesenaut/s/PWzDxEHEFM

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Those are some fucked up looking teeth.

They go with his fucked up face.

 

[Drag Tentacle my beloved]

Wow, that was painful to read. Sometimes I wonder if the only books Connor has ever read were the ones he was forced to read in school.

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

Has he graduated from community college yet?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

For the life of me I can't figure out what emotion he's trying to convey with his weird ass face.

That is the " Ahhh Yeahhhhh" face.

I think he thinks he looks like Duke Nukem.

Unfortunately he doesn't quite look so IRL.

 

[Trombonista]

Has he graduated from community college yet?

I believe so, but I don't think he's found a job.

 

[Covertchinchilla]

I believe so, but I don't think he's found a job.

So, I don’t think he’s ever applied for a single job. But his mom takes him to a thrift store Monday thru Friday. He “volunteers there for 4 hours a day. He absolutely refuses to do anything to change this and it makes him very angry.

 

[Covertchinchilla]

He’s literally the weakest person I’ve ever heard of. He’s been allowed to live like a child well into his 30’s and life is still too hard for him. He should thank his parents for giving him such an easy life by killing himself. Absolutely worthless human being.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He’s literally the weakest person I’ve ever heard of. He’s been allowed to live like a child well into his 30’s and life is still too hard for him. He should thank his parents for giving him such an easy life by killing himself. Absolutely worthless human being.
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You know what a normal person would do? Try to fix it and change your situation. But no. Even taking one course a semester was too difficult for our boy Connor. And it wasn't like he was doing anything useful the rest of the time other than other than writing his shitty fanfiction, cooming to Mary Ringwald or being terminally online.

Even the retards that are employed by supermarkets to wrangle the shopping carts have some worth. Connor doesn't even have that. All his grand talk of being a writer and what has he done? Nothing.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I believe so, but I don't think he's found a job.

Doesn't his mom make him work in a thrift store?

He’s literally the weakest person I’ve ever heard of. He’s been allowed to live like a child well into his 30’s and life is still too hard for him.

Maybe he's not talking about his life story, but rather his genetics? Even then it is still surely not the "worst possible hand" to be born a white autistic male in the USA.

 

[Covertchinchilla]

Yeah, his mom takes him to work in a thrift store. He works in the morning during the week. I think it's a job for retired 70 year olds who want something to do. Connor finds it stressful.
There's a chance he's talking about his genetics, but I think he's too narcissistic to think that his shitty life is his fault.
I think he knows he's stupid though, at least on some level.. It's why he watches obscure asian exploitation movies. So he can sound like he's an expert about movies by referencing things no one else bothers looking for. If he were to get into a conversation with an actual non-dickhead cinephile about something like Seven Samurai he'd be exposed as ignorant pretty quickly. It's also the reason why he hates "modern cinema".
And since I know he still lurks here:
Connor go watch some Akira Kurasawa and some Masaki Kobayashi movies. I guarantee they didn't pander to the "lowest common denominator."

 

[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]

Yeah, his mom takes him to work in a thrift store. He works in the morning during the week. I think it's a job for retired 70 year olds who want something to do. Connor finds it stressful.
There's a chance he's talking about his genetics, but I think he's too narcissistic to think that his shitty life is his fault.
I think he knows he's stupid though, at least on some level.. It's why he watches obscure asian exploitation movies. So he can sound like he's an expert about movies by referencing things no one else bothers looking for. If he were to get into a conversation with an actual non-dickhead cinephile about something like Seven Samurai he'd be exposed as ignorant pretty quickly. It's also the reason why he hates "modern cinema".
And since I know he still lurks here:
Connor go watch some Akira Kurasawa and some Masaki Kobayashi movies. I guarantee they didn't pander to the "lowest common denominator."

He volunteers about 4 hours day. It's not something he gets paid for. I believe he has been doing this for around 3 years. I think it's supposed to help him to be able to get a paid position.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I think it's supposed to help him to be able to get a paid position.

So it's been 3 years and he is still in an unpaid position? I think that's about what we all expected. If it's been this long I doubt it will ever change. They would have hired him by now if they thought he was capable.