🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votos: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votos: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votos: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votos: 233 24.2%
  • Total de votantes
    962
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Found this in my inbox on WP.

Hi, Connor! My name is "kouya". (well, it's not, but that's the temporary username I registered under here)

I saw some samples of your writing online and I find it quite interesting. I'm also somewhat of an aspiring amateur writer and I was curious about getting in touch with you and I guess just trying to strike up a conversation and see if we have anything interesting to talk about. Like your story of "Redesigning Eva", mine (tentatively/temporarily titled "The Delight of the Quagmire") is, in a way, a noir story. It's about an American man who lives in Tokyo circa 1965 and becomes obsessed with an actress he sees in an erotic film. He goes deep into the seedy world of those films in order to find her, and gradually loses his mind as he lets the obsession overtake him. I've not worked on it for a couple of months now, sadly (I can't get much writing done because of schoolwork), but I still want to continue writing it.

I read what I could find of your Eva here on WP (the first chapter?), and I saw that you have a Facebook page for your writing, but I wasn't sure if it was really you behind it since you seem to have had some trouble with trolls? I didn't really want to take my chances so I thought the best way to contact you and be sure it was you was via this website.

If you're interested in talking (or if you're not), let me know! We could chat about writing or movies (we seem to have similar genre tastes in that as well; I like horror films with an intellectual or psychological element as well as many other kinds of films) or just anything in general. I prefer to talk via email; I wanted to write you this message as an email but I couldn't find your address on this website or on Facebook. My address is (REDACTED), but if you don't like email, we could also use XMPP or Skype.

Cheers,
Kouya
 
Connor Bible dijo:
Found this in my inbox on WP.

Hi, Connor! My name is "kouya". (well, it's not, but that's the temporary username I registered under here)

I saw some samples of your writing online and I find it quite interesting. I'm also somewhat of an aspiring amateur writer and I was curious about getting in touch with you and I guess just trying to strike up a conversation and see if we have anything interesting to talk about. Like your story of "Redesigning Eva", mine (tentatively/temporarily titled "The Delight of the Quagmire") is, in a way, a noir story. It's about an American man who lives in Tokyo circa 1965 and becomes obsessed with an actress he sees in an erotic film. He goes deep into the seedy world of those films in order to find her, and gradually loses his mind as he lets the obsession overtake him. I've not worked on it for a couple of months now, sadly (I can't get much writing done because of schoolwork), but I still want to continue writing it.

I read what I could find of your Eva here on WP (the first chapter?), and I saw that you have a Facebook page for your writing, but I wasn't sure if it was really you behind it since you seem to have had some trouble with trolls? I didn't really want to take my chances so I thought the best way to contact you and be sure it was you was via this website.

If you're interested in talking (or if you're not), let me know! We could chat about writing or movies (we seem to have similar genre tastes in that as well; I like horror films with an intellectual or psychological element as well as many other kinds of films) or just anything in general. I prefer to talk via email; I wanted to write you this message as an email but I couldn't find your address on this website or on Facebook. My address is (REDACTED), but if you don't like email, we could also use XMPP or Skype.

Cheers,
Kouya
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Okay.
 
Connor Bible dijo:
Found this in my inbox on WP.

Hi, Connor! My name is "kouya". (well, it's not, but that's the temporary username I registered under here)

I saw some samples of your writing online and I find it quite interesting. I'm also somewhat of an aspiring amateur writer and I was curious about getting in touch with you and I guess just trying to strike up a conversation and see if we have anything interesting to talk about. Like your story of "Redesigning Eva", mine (tentatively/temporarily titled "The Delight of the Quagmire") is, in a way, a noir story. It's about an American man who lives in Tokyo circa 1965 and becomes obsessed with an actress he sees in an erotic film. He goes deep into the seedy world of those films in order to find her, and gradually loses his mind as he lets the obsession overtake him. I've not worked on it for a couple of months now, sadly (I can't get much writing done because of schoolwork), but I still want to continue writing it.

I read what I could find of your Eva here on WP (the first chapter?), and I saw that you have a Facebook page for your writing, but I wasn't sure if it was really you behind it since you seem to have had some trouble with trolls? I didn't really want to take my chances so I thought the best way to contact you and be sure it was you was via this website.

If you're interested in talking (or if you're not), let me know! We could chat about writing or movies (we seem to have similar genre tastes in that as well; I like horror films with an intellectual or psychological element as well as many other kinds of films) or just anything in general. I prefer to talk via email; I wanted to write you this message as an email but I couldn't find your address on this website or on Facebook. My address is (REDACTED), but if you don't like email, we could also use XMPP or Skype.

Cheers,
Kouya
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It's about an American man who lives in Tokyo circa 1965 and becomes obsessed with an actress he sees in an erotic film. He goes deep into the seedy world of those films in order to find her, and gradually loses his mind as he lets the obsession overtake him.

Sounds like someone I know.
 
@Connor Bible I got a Inbox today too

Sir

Request for Urgent Business Relationship.

First I must solicit your confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and top secret. We shall be counting on your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of great magnitude involving a pending business transaction requiring maximum confidence.

We are top officials of the Federal Government Contract Review Panel who are interested in importation of goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in Nigeria. In order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us RECIEVE the said trapped funds ABROAD.

We have agreed to share the money thus: 70% for us (the officials) 20% for the FOREIGN PARTNER (you) 10% to be used in settling taxation and all local and foreign expenses.

The above information will enable us write letters of claim and job description respectively. This way we will use your company's name to apply for payments and re-award the contract in your company name.

We are looking forward to doing business with you and solicit your confidentiality in this transaction.

For security reasons, please respond only to the above Tel/Fax number or email addresses. I will bring you into the complete picture of this pending project when I have heard from you.

Yours Faithfully,

Dr. Lawrence Bariga.
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Connor Bible dijo:
Found this in my inbox on WP.

Hi, Connor! My name is "kouya". (well, it's not, but that's the temporary username I registered under here)

I saw some samples of your writing online and I find it quite interesting. I'm also somewhat of an aspiring amateur writer and I was curious about getting in touch with you and I guess just trying to strike up a conversation and see if we have anything interesting to talk about. Like your story of "Redesigning Eva", mine (tentatively/temporarily titled "The Delight of the Quagmire") is, in a way, a noir story. It's about an American man who lives in Tokyo circa 1965 and becomes obsessed with an actress he sees in an erotic film. He goes deep into the seedy world of those films in order to find her, and gradually loses his mind as he lets the obsession overtake him. I've not worked on it for a couple of months now, sadly (I can't get much writing done because of schoolwork), but I still want to continue writing it.

I read what I could find of your Eva here on WP (the first chapter?), and I saw that you have a Facebook page for your writing, but I wasn't sure if it was really you behind it since you seem to have had some trouble with trolls? I didn't really want to take my chances so I thought the best way to contact you and be sure it was you was via this website.

If you're interested in talking (or if you're not), let me know! We could chat about writing or movies (we seem to have similar genre tastes in that as well; I like horror films with an intellectual or psychological element as well as many other kinds of films) or just anything in general. I prefer to talk via email; I wanted to write you this message as an email but I couldn't find your address on this website or on Facebook. My address is (REDACTED), but if you don't like email, we could also use XMPP or Skype.

Cheers,
Kouya
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Careful, buddy. For all we know, it could be a Nigerian Prince; this one in particular trying to plagiarize your "original" ideas. Might as well kiss that future Nobel Prize goodbye.
 
So, in other news, I'm just about done with a paper for my Human Growth and Development class, I'm almost through reading Bram Stoker's Dracula, and I've got a new Brother GX-6750 because the other one was seriously on the fritz. I'm working on the next drafts of Alphaboy and RE, and some short stories.
 
Connor Bible dijo:
So, in other news, I'm just about done with a paper for my Human Growth and Development class, I'm almost through reading Bram Stoker's Dracula, and I've got a new Brother GX-6750 because the other one was seriously on the fritz. I'm working on the next drafts of Alphaboy and RE, and some short stories.
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I believe literally none of this.
 
Connor Bible dijo:
So, in other news, I'm just about done with a paper for my Human Growth and Development class, I'm almost through reading Bram Stoker's Dracula, and I've got a new Brother GX-6750 because the other one was seriously on the fritz. I'm working on the next drafts of Alphaboy and RE, and some short stories.
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Funny how you can manage to write a college paper in an X amount of time, but for your literature...

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