🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votos: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votos: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votos: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votos: 233 24.2%
  • Total de votantes
    962
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LITERALLY SHAKING!!! (Also Session 9 is super creepy for the first 90% but the ending leaves much to be desired)
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Her smile and optimism: gone

Nigga wrote 3000 words over a 9 month period, I really doubt his mother and her back ache put a real dent in his writing schedule.
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What a shit bag. He should be helping his mother around the house instead of just watching her struggle. It's not like he has anything better to do.
 
Connor...... FUCK!

I already explained this to you, that during these summer nights, I've just been too busy enjoying my new life that I don't even know why I am constantly bothering to get some sense in your head.

Now you even have an actual picture of yourself as your avatar, proving what a dumb twat you are. I came to this thread and see the exact same shit... FUCK.

Please Connor, please. I say this as the only member of this place that actually has nothing against you and still don't. Instead of saying you will do it tomorrow, just do this simple task I ask you to do...

Just go to your local Sports Authority with$50 and say to the man "I am here to purchase a kettle bell."

I promise you will not only see quick results, but you will also have a lot of fun doing it, and actually will have that "self-fulfillment" you just spoke about.
 
So you want me to buy this gimmick exercise thing, hurt my wrists trying to use it making me unable to type AlphaBoy and then drop it on my foot, possibly breaking my big toe so I'm in agony when I walk??
FUCKY YOU!! /Connor
 
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No, seriously, he wrote 600 words spread across at least 2 different stories and acts like he did something. At least one of those stories is yet another draft of RE!
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"NBD, I can just tell you about this 5 hour 30 minute movie most Americans haven't heard of or watched. It's cool though it had that one edgy scene in it so I'll pretend like I've heard about and watched it. Now I'm going to write 130 words on a mediocre Bruce Willis movie!"
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It's odd that Connor insists that a first draft has to be perfect. Especially because whenever he finally "finished" one and posted it on the Farms, it was ripped to shreds for its' multiple glaring imperfections.
 
The Fool dijo:
Maybe Connor's going for a Chris setup. After he's infamous enough he'll start getting weens to pay him for his latest bi-monthly paragraph for his first/second-first draft.
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Connor shows less motivation than Chris. After all Chris used to make Sonichu comics and other random drawings plus his famous videos without the need for financial gain. He just wanted his autistic ideas to be as famous and widespread as Sonic and Pokemon, although also a lazy ass.

Connor wants to be just as famous but has managed to put in less effort thus far, and money isn't going to be a motivator either. Anyone who gives Connor money would be just paying him to masturbate. And fund his 80's movies habit.
 
"I try to write Monday to Friday"

Lol nigga you only wrote 600 words in a month you're failing at everything.
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REKT by the autists on WP. "Why don't you ask to have your account banned and never come back?"
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He wrote all of Alphaboy in 30 pages! Ahahahahahahahaa
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Every time this thread gets bumped, I expect Connor to have come back.

Oh well... One day...

Seriously, Connor needs to give up writing, at least until he can muster up a better work ethic. You know, I even have a suggestion for him building up a work ethic! It's called: GET A FUCKING JOB!
 
Última edición por un moderador:
Yes Connor clearly is over KiwiFarms now. That's why he's still refusing to stop bringing the website up every once in a while. It's pretty clear that Connor will be back here some day, when he starts feeling like he's not getting enough attention from WrongPlanet he'll return.

Connor loves to talk about himself and all the writing he wants to do but refuses to. I'd say the people on here care more about his writing (even if it's only to laugh about it) than anyone on WrongPlanet does.
 
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