🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Uzumaki]

So I'm supposed to pretend I give a shit about what other people are talking about?

Remember when you asked why you were stuck with shitty friends and I said it was because you're shitty? Shit like this is why I said it.

 

[Sonic Hoo]

So I'm supposed to pretend I give a shit about what other people are talking about?

If you expect them to do the same for you.

 

[Strelok]

This entire thread has made me more irritated than an entire life's worth of retail customers. Connor, stop being an argumentative ass and actually do something with your life. Stop making excuses, stop getting into arguments, just fucking go and do it. Not doing anything ever is infinatly worse than trying and failing, because as cheap as it sounds, at least trying is some modicum of effort.

So I'm supposed to pretend I give a shit about what other people are talking about?

That's it, I'm done. My rant is over. You win Connor, keep on trucking and doing nothing.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Connor, are you trying to do that thing where you bring us a new lolcow and hope we take an interest in them and not you?

 

[Uzumaki]

So, can we have "recovering" removed now?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

So, can we have "recovering" removed now?

Seriously. This is bullshit. I thought he was actually trying to improve himself in the time he hadn't been on here. My mistake.

 

[Dalish]

So, can we have "recovering" removed now?

I suggest 'RELAPSED LOLCOW'.

 

[Sonic Hoo]

I suggest 'RELAPSED LOLCOW'.

I vote "deteriorating", since there was no real relapse.

 

[John Titor]

What's the point of trying when I know that I'm going to fail, or be undermined?

"He who dares, wins."
You're not going to achieve anything by fiddling your thumbs. Failing and trying again is so much better than not trying at all because at least you can learn from failure.

So I'm supposed to pretend I give a shit about what other people are talking about?

It's called "courtesy".

 

[Uzumaki]

Seriously. This is bullshit. I thought he was actually trying to improve himself in the time he hadn't been on here. My mistake.

It's easy to tell people who are trying to help you what they want to hear in the short term, harder to maintain it over time. Connor is a professional "Working On It"-er. He probably pulls the same shit with his parents on a daily basis.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Forgive my power-leveling, based mods & dear kiwis, but bear with me.

@Connor .

This morning, I worked. I do menial work, eight hours a week, at a psych facility.
The amount of time I can work at this facility is strictly limited because I also live there.
I.
LIVE.
IN.
A.
PSYCHIATRIC.
FACILITY.

YOU.
HAVE.
NO.
EXCUSE.

 

[Shiala]

So I'm supposed to pretend I give a shit about what other people are talking about?

Guess what? Having any kind of interpersonal relationship means sometimes you do have to discuss something that you don't particularly care about. Same goes for the other person.

You do it because you care.

I feel terrible for you "friend". Clearly they deserve better than you.

 

[Connor Bible]

modicum of effort.

Modicum of effort, my ass.

 

[Arkangel]

Connor, what are you gaining by not going out and trying things IRL?

 

[Xarpho]

I'm guessing that "I'll write a story for the forums in 20 days" won't come to pass? Yeah, I think some kiwis bet on the winning side.

 

[Connor Bible]

Connor, what are you gaining by not going out and trying things IRL?

Nothing. It's the same thing I'll get when I actually do something.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Connor, what are you gaining by not going out and trying things IRL?

Weight.

 

[Null]

Nothing. It's the same thing I'll get when I actually do something.

so if you have no past, present, or future, why not suicide? just sayin.

tho don't use bedsheets you pussy. only girls hang themselves. women don't utilize violent deaths because they don't want to be ugly in their casket.

 

[Locksnap]

Modicum of effort, my ass.

Thats how I'd describe your posting, yeah.
People have written paragraphs of heartfelt advice with the best of intentions all you can muster are single sentence responses. Don't you feel ashamed?

 

[lolwut]

Connor, what are you gaining by not going out and trying things IRL?

Attention from us and people telling him "YES YOU CAN!" Even if it comes off as aggressive, it's still encouragement, which he clearly craves.