🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Ask the ts3 regulars. I heard from them. They should just ground his internet too.

Yo, @Philly Cheese Steak , what happened?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I think he's grounded from ts3.

21 years old. Has a bedtime and gets grounded. I bet he has to come inside when the streetlights turn on too. Well, if he ever left the house besides for his one class.

 

[Molly Ringwald]

?me loves ferrets. / me worries for connor

Which do you think smells better?

 

[Connor Bible]

Hey guys, remember that Emily girl that was stalking me on Facebook? She sent me another friend request.

 

[Meowthkip]

Hey guys, remember that Emily girl that was stalking me on Facebook? She sent me another friend request.

People stalk you?

 

[The I Scream Man]

Hey guys, remember that Emily girl that was stalking me on Facebook? She sent me another friend request.

Please don't lie to us.

 

[Arkangel]

Hey guys, remember that Emily girl that was stalking me on Facebook? She sent me another friend request.

Not our issue, just don't doxx them on here, please.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

Connor has crotch fungus and I would not stalk him.

 

[Molly Ringwald]

Hey guys, remember that Emily girl that was stalking me on Facebook? She sent me another friend request.

Hookers don't count.

 

[Connor Bible]

Hookers don't count.

No really. This Emily girl has been sending me multiple friend requests from several different Facebook accounts. She's a morbidly obese womanchild who thinks that I am the Godly man she's been looking for.

 

[YI 457]

No really. This Emily girl has been sending me multiple friend requests from several different Facebook accounts. She's a morbidly obese womanchild who thinks that I am the Godly man she's been looking for.

DAMN IT, @Connor.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I am the Godly man she's been looking for.

You're getting better at these jokes, Connor.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Hey guys, remember that Emily girl that was stalking me on Facebook? She sent me another friend request.

No I don't remember this woman who is supposedly stalking you.

How's the resume? Have you changed your therapist yet?

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

No really. This Emily girl has been sending me multiple friend requests from several different Facebook accounts. She's a morbidly obese womanchild who thinks that I am the Godly man she's been looking for.

Go get 'er Tiger.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

No really. This Emily girl has been sending me multiple friend requests from several different Facebook accounts. She's a morbidly obese womanchild who thinks that I am the Godly man she's been looking for.

You know as well as I do that you're in no position - earthly or otherwise - to turn down china.

 

[Meowthkip]

No really. This Emily girl has been sending me multiple friend requests from several different Facebook accounts. She's a morbidly obese womanchild who thinks that I am the Godly man she's been looking for.

Well, shit, maybe you've found your soulmate! You're a fat manchild who seems to think he's smarter and deeper than everybody else, so having somebody worship you would work out just swell!

 

[Pine Tar]

No really. This Emily girl has been sending me multiple friend requests from several different Facebook accounts. She's a morbidly obese womanchild who thinks that I am the Godly man she's been looking for.

Might be a troll. Oh, who am I kidding, it's definitely a troll.

 

[Molly Ringwald]

No really. This Emily girl has been sending me multiple friend requests from several different Facebook accounts. She's a morbidly obese womanchild who thinks that I am the Godly man she's been looking for.

Maybe she's stuck in your gravitational pull?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

No really. This Emily girl has been sending me multiple friend requests from several different Facebook accounts. She's a morbidly obese womanchild who thinks that I am the Godly man she's been looking for.

So you bitch about getting stabbed in the back by friends and how women have done nothing but hurt you. One tries to contact you and you insult her behind her back.

Have to be honest kid, you're being a piece of shit with this.

 

[Linako 2.0]

How to deal with Death Krotch