US Congressman bitten by fox outside Capitol building - It's annuda 1/6

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Rep. Ami Bera of California said on Tuesday that he was the victim of an "unprovoked" attack by a fox outside of the US Capitol on Monday evening.

"I felt something lunge — totally unprovoked — at the back of my leg," the California Democrat told Insider on Tuesday.

Bera said he was taken to Walter Reed Medical Center for treatment and received seven shots.

"Rabies is not something you wanna fool around with," Bera told Insider, adding that in addition to the rabies vaccine series, he recieved shots for tetanus and immunoglobulin.

Capitol Police later captured the critter dubbed by Twitter users as the "Senate fox."

Relocation plans for the fox remained unclear as of Tuesday afternoon.

Before the Senate fox ran around Capitol Hill, the most recent incident involving a wild animal in the nation's capital was back in October 2020, when a raccoon launched a pre-dawn attack against a CNN reporter outside the White House.

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Based little guy. Sadly, he'll probably get euthanized.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

CNN: "FOX attempts another insurrection"

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I hope that fox had rabies.

It does now.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

You probably think too well of that Commiefornia politician. I don't even want to think what he / it / xir was trying to do to poor Reynard.

It would have been fun if that Commiefornia politician tried the same thing with a lynx, bobcat or even a cougar, lol.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Send it to SaveAFox where it can romp with Finnegan and Dixie-do. He's a good boy and deserves a happy retirement.

 

[Fomo Hoire]

Quick someone declare it a tri gender pyrofox so killing it would be a hate crime.

 

[Absolutego]

More anti-Fox sensationalism from this administration smdh

 

[Mr. Bung]

I overheard on the boomer news network that the congresscritters were all freaking the fuck out like it was 1/6 again, wringing their hands and gnashing their teeth over this fox while it was outside. Sure, it could be carrying rabies - you can't know, but it's just one fox and in the rare chance any one of them would be bitten they know to go get the jabs. A fox bite is not a fucking Walking Dead scenario. These cowards are so sheltered and out of touch that regular people and animals scare the fuck out of them.

 

[The Last Stand]

CNN: "FOX attempts another insurrection"

Trump planted that fox.

 

[Meat Target]

But of course! That dastardly Congressman was getting in the way of fox-boi's bumblebee gazing!
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Bumblebee gazing is serious business, ya know.

This might be the most cringeworthy post I've ever made on this site.

Idk what the hell this is, Vyse, but it's beneath you.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I was wondering what kind of Californian politician Ami Bera is -- if he is one of the extra-crazy ones (overwhelmingly D), a careerist swamp critter (D and R), or one of the rare based ones (CA still has a few as much as KF laughs at the idea). What I found:



Wikipedia article

A 57 year old Pajeet who was a medical doctor (MD) and worked at UC Davis School of Medicine (impressive tbh). I am getting a lot of controversial rich Indian-American tomfoolery in his Wikipedia article and controversies related to that. Favorite quote:

"Bera has been described as the "Godfather" of Indian-Americans on Capitol Hill."

My Verdict:

Careerist swamp critter. Doubt he was trying to pet the fox -- probably wants it dead and (if not a self-righteous vegetarian Hindi) to eat it, but will make a sad statement after the fact about poor animals being driven to violence.

 

[round robin]

Poor little guy, sad to hear about his upcoming suicide.

 

[No. 7 cat]

I admit I half expected this to be an attack by a furry. If I remember right you have to test part of the brain for rabies, so if they want to confirm he's not gonna make it.

Still that would've good enough, a based furry, to some degree, who could also give him rabies.

 

[The Final Troondown]

based forest doggo

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Lady Tamamo must be scouting out the defenses of the Congresscritters. Expect a really attractive Asian lady or weeb in congress after the midterms

 

[GENERAL MAO]

More anti-Fox sensationalism from this administration smdh

and your preferred method of information would be?
oh that write you do not have one, it's great calling the bad guy bad isn't it gives a sense of being on the right side of life, but you have no backup plan so what i would call you is basically an idiot.

oh, i forgot you hang around the kiwi farms, you sound like a 62 IQ child that can nearly even grasp the idea of what the future could be or would, in your dumb eyes you see a better world but you forget the reality you live in so leave yourself pitty on the door and welcome to being alive.

pathetic.

 

[kcbbq]

I love that nature is now even attacking California outside its borders because Californians are too fucking stupid to catch on.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I love that nature is now even attacking California outside its borders because Californians are too fucking stupid to catch on.

Me too and let's give that commiefornia, a Darwin award as well.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Right, he'll be relocated...to heaven.

RIP, fluff.

Assuming that the fox did actually attack unprovoked (and the congresscritter didn’t corner it or something), it’s getting it’s head sawed off and it’s brain analyzed for rabies

 

[Mr. Bung]

Assuming that the fox did actually attack unprovoked (and the congresscritter didn’t corner it or something), it’s getting it’s head sawed off and it’s brain analyzed for rabies

Probably. It's just so wrong for them to tell the public it's being relocated when it's really getting durka durka'd. It's like treating everyone as kids and saying old Spot is going to be sent to live at a farm upstate. Of course, I never would have expected anything better from these habitual liars.

 

[Titos]

That fox should be given a medal. Maybe not the highest medal since he didn't maul the politician to death but a medal nonetheless.