Confession - Fat drunk retard admits stuff

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neal_rice

eat your greens they're good
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16 de Jun, 2025
Hi.

I'll keep it simple and short to the point.

basically I'm a retard that worries too much about whether people judge for deafness.

Full post is below

When I signed up on the farms years ago, it was under @doomocat2 and earlier iterations of that account. If you don't believe me, that's fine. I wanted to see if no one on the farms gave a shit on if the account user was deaf or not. I am in fact deaf, and to prove how the old accounts behaved:

Hello all everyone, me retard but different understand this farms. Enjoy this farms, feel retard for lock myself out for account long time. Suck how cat sick for long time but better now.

I don't know why. I felt like since Cobes' death, I want to be more authentic, and part of that is admitting the truth. Thanks, I know I'm a massive faggot. At the very least I can't pretend i'm an illiterate faggot anymore.
 
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Yea apollgies, basically I'm a retard that worried too much about whether people judge for deafness. I'll edit this in to save future readers some time
 
OP, I need to ask you something.

What's the point of pressing, uhh....

the...

return key every time you end a sentence?

Think of the poor Malawians who have 1366x768 monitors.

Think of how they need to abuse their scroll wheels.

You should be ashamed of yourself.
Hey at least I'm not illiterate. I press the enter key just to make it at least half coherent to follow along. Would you enjoy it if somebody wrote a long message without breaks? To me that is pure stupidity.

Okay? I'm hard of hearing myself and no one on the Farms treats me any different because that doesn't even fucking matter.
Right but my paranoid ass thought, however briefly, that some people would give a shit. Thanks though for your post, appreciate it. I will just lay low for a bit.
 
Turning off the snark for this, but if you're worried about being judged for being deaf then I don't think the Internet is a safe place for you.
Best is if you shrug it off and roll with the punches.

I feel like torturing a deaf person to death would be less fun, as the silent screams and silent begging would only be funny and exhilarating for the first few hours.

They're deaf, not mute.
 
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