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[LikeAStone 2.0]

Today marks 1 year since Hamas attacked Israel, kicking off the Israeli-Palestinian armed conflict.

A stark reminder that, memes aside, war sucks.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Tarl Warwick aka Styxhexenhammer666 Update​

A one minute video has surfaced that is supposedly of Tarl Warwick, aka @Styxhexenhammer666, ranting as his former ex-girlfriend records him while blood drips down from her nose.

Is Tarl a cold-blooded sociopath gaslighting someone he just threw a phone at? Is this fucking fake because we never actually see Tarl and this audio might be way out of fucking context? Did Samantha fake the nosebleed? Speculate and maybe find out starting here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/styxhexenhammer666-tarl-warwick.18845/post-19518594

1:06

Spoiler: The three pictures from the end of the video

Unfortunately, some sloppy alogging has resulted in the channel being privated before it could be combed over. There was at least one other video roughly 15 minutes long that viewers were actively watching before it too was pulled, efforts to salvage it from someone's browser cache are apparently ongoing.

Disclaimer: Tarl's thread has a history of parties involved with the drama showing up in thread and it looks like this might have happened again. EVERY TIME something notable happens it fills with newer accounts that are WAY TOO INVESTED in what's going on. I'm not counting out gay Ops on this and wouldn't be surprised if this video is fake as fuck.

 

[Maki Harukawa]

Nikolas Marshall Talbott has recently declared that two non-existent teenagers have committed suicide, due to a combination of the Kiwi Farms and his a-log pulling gayops on these people.

Pay respects to these people who definitely exist and are not just a manifestation of Nik's schizophrenia here.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Austin Peterson aka BossmanJack has returned to the Internet after another absence and turned up in his Discord server posting a selfie. Austin has just over two weeks left in dis bitch and loves you guys.



BossmanJack appears to have taken a shower and his hands are black cancer free

Spoiler: Content warning (man child who will fuck your mom)

 

[LovisXVI]

This is a small warning for everyone's favorite astroturfed "indie" dev Mald Figtree, (pirate software). There have been multiple newfag accounts flooding that thread with claims to be mutuals of Mald. I and several others believe this is an attempt to compromise the thread (perhaps by Mald himself) so that it can be written off as fiction. So before our wonderful Jannies decide to clean house.

An update for an earlier post: Our OOnder lord Null has locked the PirateSoftware Thread for a"Pending Investigation." After multiple users complained and feared that Gayops were occurring in the thread. Due to multiple suspicious newfag accounts, that were giving nothing burger info to shit up the thread. The concrete modus operandi of this Gay OP is currently unknown. On that note though speculation does include Madalvious Figtree himself and or his paid mods trying to poison the well, to write off the thread's legitimacy. (pure speculation, however).

After a week on lockdown and many bans and excises, the Maldavius Figtree (Jason Hall) thread is back with a reminder to not engage with bait!

Discuss here (link to the now excised posts)

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Lawltuber Good Jew Lawgic made response stream (and coping in the comments section) to the 117k judgement against him for violating the Federal Fair Debt Collections Act against a fellow jew. Oi vey!

Also he's graduated from collecting debt to creating debt for himself in more ways than one.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Tarl Warwick aka Styxhexenhammer666 Update

Quick Update, per @MunsterCheeseJr, Tarl will have a scheduled hearing at 3:00 tomorrow local time. This is a crap shoot on short notice. If any Kiwi in the vicinity of New Orleans with a low profile can get in there to take notes please do so. Standard expectations apply, don't stand out, don't be smelly, dress neat, and don't let a wandering Rage Pig take a College Recruitment-esque photo of you leaving the courthouse if you can avoid it.

https://www.opso.us/dcktmstr/555555.php?&domagn=614680

> SCHEDULED -HEARING ON DOMESTIC MATTER ON 10/08/2024 AT 3:00 PM, SECT M3

2700 Tulane Avenue
New Orleans, LA 70119

3:00 PM

Magistrate Court
SECT M3
Judge: Commissioner Joyce Sallah - M3

Parking:
Paid parking is available at 528 S. Broad Street.

https://www.criminalcourt.org/parking-map.html

It should be a quick appearance as building hours close at 4PM.
Normal Business Hours
Monday - Friday
8:00 A.M. - 4:00 P.M.

 

[Pedophobe]

Disabled harassment and discrimination victim Russell Greer has been ordered to show cause (explain) why his lawsuit against Josh and the Farms shouldn't be dismissed for failure to prosecute.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

In a lolcow crossover event, Anna Clossin made contact with Cyrax. Cyrax is dating Anna. Chance Clossin Saga

Anna has joined the Cyraxverse, doing her first-panel stream with MusicBizMarty and Cyrax. She was supposed to livestream today on Rumble to discuss her experience but forgot to do so. Anna admits to having e-sex with Cyrax.


Could we possibly get Chance Clossin again? Will Marty be the best man at this circus wedding?

She's currently livestreaming to a bunch of Cyrax retards on Kick


Cyrax Thread
Anna Thread

 

[glass_houses]

Deathfat influencer and big, fat liar Anna O'Brien/Glitter + Lazers has announced a "team up" with a company called Jollidays, who make kitschy jumpers, cardigans and pajamas for holidays and festivals like Halloween and Christmas.

While an influencer hooking up with a brand is not particularly notable in of itself, liar liar pants on fire Anna made several extremely contradictory statements regarding her role in the development of this clothing line. Anna has a lengthy history of both telling whopping lies to try (and fail) to make herself look good, and also doing the brands foolish enough to try to work with her a great deal of disservice. It will be interesting to see what Jollidays' perspective is on Anna's actual role in the development of the line.

Regardless, it will bear watching if Anna's next arc is as a clothes designer. It's been a fascinating descent; in 2020 she was flown to Vienna by D&G to have a one of a kind dress designed and tailored exclusively for her. In 2024, she's modelling kitschy polyester monstrosities that even cheap shops would look down upon.

Thank you as always to @GenociderSyo for reporting.

 

[Anstiv]

Hindenburg Research, a well known activist short-seller which researches the illegal and unethical activities of various companies on the stock market, and then buys large amounts of short positions on the company to make money off the damage caused by the truth of their research coming out, has published a massive article on Roblox. It cannot be overstated how much damage this could do to Roblox as a company.

They also mention @Ruben Sim directly:
"It should be noted that Roblox has actively taken steps to silence critics who point out safety deficiencies, like Ruben Sim. Sim runs a YouTube channel that has chronicled horrific content on Roblox for almost a decade. In one case, Sim found and shared allegations that one of Roblox’s professional developers may be a pedophile. The video exposing the possible pedophile garnered 1.4 million views. In others, Sim flagged suspected child exploitation content on Roblox. Instead of thanking Sim for help protecting vulnerable children on Roblox’s platform, in 2021, Roblox sued Sim for $1.6 million, alleging he incited a ‘cyber mob’ and off-platform threats."

"Roblox: Inflated Key Metrics For Wall Street And A Pedophile Hellscape For Kids"
Discuss the article here

 

[JesusChristDenton]

Daniel Larson has made another phone call from a federal prison.

13:20

Discuss here

 

[Maki Harukawa]

Piggybacking off the previous Hurricane Milton feature, God has decided to A-Log Ethan Ralph.

Before hitting Florida, Hurricane Milton is set to directly hit Ralph's Mexican crack shack in Merida as a Category 5 hurricane sometime later tonight or early tomorrow morning. Ralph is currently vacationing in Cancun, which is also set to be indirectly hit by the Category 5 hurricane.

Piggybacking off of this feature, Hurricane Milton has decided to a-log another cow, Zoey / emoboyfucker69.

Zoey has offered herself up to God, and is planning on possibly livestreaming during the hurricane

Discuss here.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

California, New York, Illinois, Kentucky, North Carolina, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, New Jersey, Oregon, South Carolina, Vermont, DC have all just now sued Tik Tok for being too harmful and addictive to kids.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/us-politics-general.111266/post-19526515

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/us-politics-general.111266/post-19526651

 

[Markass the Worst]

Russia has banned Discord.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Polissa Campbell (AKA Polissa Snow)’s cat Wednesday was euthanized after being discovered mauled in a field on Monday. She is the third of Polissa’s 16+ cats to be confirmed dead after being abandoned on her grandmother’s property over the summer.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Massive faggot and beta male, Jack Doherty, has been permabanned from Kick after crashing his car and almost killing several people recently while streaming.

Knowing he is now even considered a dangerous delinquent by Kick’s standards, he has done what any great streamer would do and went live on TikTok to beg for donations while blaming his accident on him hydroplaning, and not him not paying attention while checking his stream chat as he drove down the freeway at high speeds.

As a cherry on top, he changed the name of his YouTube video addressing the accident (and him almost killing several people) from this:


To this, after being called out online:

 

[JJLiautaud]

I’m honored to be the one who gets to post this. Poor Guy is threatening to shut it all down.

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Disgusting baby-fur and tranny Guillaume Labelle is now deep in debt and flailing because social media companies are only showing his comics to "Anti-Trans Suicide Baiters"

 

[Markass the Worst]

In the fifth or so plane to hit the Tristan Anthony Orth a/k/a Gone_fishinq tower, a Roblox Youtuber with more subscribers than him has called him out.

Tristan recently made a video documenting a pedophile known as Loppy, in which he focused more on claiming credit for being the "first" to know about him than actually taking down a pedophile. Greenlegocats123 documents how Tristan not only lied about being the sole public source of information but also how his video made victims uncomfortable.

Good summary of the situation:

Tristan being Tristan, he wrote a long wall of text in response in case you cared.


Discuss in Gone_fishinq's thread

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Remember the massive scandal of grooming gangs across the United Kingdom back in 2017? Well, actually, dear reader, a transgender, liberal activist Wikipedia admin under the username "Spectre" (allegedly identified as Sarah Noble) is here to clarify that it was actually all just a moral panic!