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[Mr Moonface]

Former Tonight Show announcer Stuttering John Melendez is being sued for defamation by one of his trolls. The troll, Vincent Imbesi aka Vince the Lawyer is seeking 12.5m in damages.

Starts here.

 

[Merry]

Update on Ralph's in-progress Pillstream, he is absolutely fucked out of his mind at the moment

He has stated he will spread his asshole and let men fuck him in the asshole if Rackets doesn't come on tonight's Killstream as scheduled

Since then he has started Sieg Heiling to a hood trap remix of Erika while saying nigger

 

[Axiom.]

Update on Ralph's in-progress Pillstream, he is absolutely fucked out of his mind at the moment

New Gunt Shuffle to boot

A modern art interlude, the latest in Gunt shuffles, set to the dulcet tones of extremely homosexual lyric rap:
gunt_shuffle_balldo_interviewday.mp4

 

[AltisticRight]

Balldo is coping and seething on some irrelevant show called "The Killstream" that no one watches.
@MNPublicRecords2 dropped some new documents. The new documents confirmed that April Anderson "Hot Wife Imholte" is now living in Balldo's second property, as everyone speculated.

As a response to Balldo's shower texts to Null, these documents were dropped.
Discuss here.
Witness list for the CHIPS trial.
Discuss here.
I enhanced the documents.

 

[Breadbassket]

The NixOS project -- a Linux distribution and packaging system which has achieved significant success -- has descended into chaos as political activists seek to implement extreme, discriminatory policies... and ban those who raise objections to the discrimination. The founder was forced to abdicate and had a letter written for him that he was pressured into signing.

If an individual was found not to be actively pro-trans enough they were removed.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Happy 4th of July, Amerikiwis! Today, we have the weekly recap of what's going on in the thread.

• To add to the haram of detractors that had Gordo/Gordie (@Gflashex), there's a German a-logger by the name of voided++ who has admitted to reaching out to Gordo's sister.
• voided++ admits to reporting Gordo's Twitter account.
• voided++ entire Twitter account is dedicated to arguing with Gordo. I'm not kidding, go check his Twitter now.
• Gordo puts on a tough guy act when he sends a Twitter video to voided++
• voided++ tips off the FBI on Gordo
• voided++ admits to being the author of Gordo's doxbin
• It is revealed that Gordo's mom tard wrangles her retarded son.
• We have learned that there's an entire Twitter account whose sole purpose is to "blacklist" V-tubers for degenerate behavior. Would you be surprised that there's a long list of them?
• Gordo is too retarded to compress a .zip file.
• Gordo sent us two google drive folders that led to an "expose" of another V-Tuber (female?) who's biggest crime is calling someone a retard and cheating on her boyfriend.
• @princeoverkill and Gordo had a retard slapfight in the thread, with both sides leaking tweets and direct messages.
• Every single person that we have discovered in the Gordoverse is a tranny that Gordo wants to have sex with.
• There are so many characters in this thread, it requires it's own subforum.
• A skitzocow named Sewerslvt decided to sock an account with implied loli as their profile picture. They have since been banned, but this was brought to my attention after the fact.
• @princeoverkill doxes voided++'s discord account

That should be everything! I hope everyone has a safe and fun 4th of July.

 

[William Tyndale]

A no-name streamer named N3on asked Nate Diaz at his fight presser if he was going to retire after he gets knocked out. Diaz’s crew did not take too kindly to that and chased N3on out of the building. N3on found out very quickly that the internet is not real life. N3on then ran for his life, apologizing to the guy chasing him between breaths like a woman begging a serial killer to spare her.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitc...-live-streamer-community.168457/post-18746888

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Anna Clossin is on live, describing a detailed plan on how she would use her school ID to go back to her high school and try and take home some minors from the school.

Anna would do it if it wasn’t illegal, she is happy to find the ID

0:33

This would be Anna’s school uniform


Anna responds to the criticisms by saying “i’m just joking, i’m using the first amendment”

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

DMs were leaked by @Smigger, it was revealed that several users of the forum have been sexting with each other in pretty embarrassing ways.

Spoiler: peggie

Spoiler: Ofpoew

thread

 

[ForTheHoard]

Farmer @Midnight Cooking created a rom hack of Pokemon Red where you get to partake in gamba adventures in a Bossman Jack themed world.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/austin...7-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/post-18750870

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

DMs were leaked by @Smigger, it was revealed that several users of the forum have been sexting with each other in pretty embarrassing ways.

Null has committed TOTAL KIWI DEATH. Since this thread has came out, Null has banned the following users.

Edit: @Cpl. Long Dong Silver emails Null

Oh well fuck you, you fetal alcohol fat sped. Say hi to your drunken mom candy for me if she isn't taking a mile of nigger dick.

 

[D_Tractor]

Crossdressing Luggage Snatcher and Ex-Biden Official Sam Brinton Gets Sweetheart Plea Deal

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/crossd...sam-brinton-gets-sweetheart-plea-deal.195074/

 

[Kees H]

Hurricane Electric, one of the ISP's who refused to route traffic to the Kiwi Farms, got fucked themselves by a single abuse complaint to their registrar (a company that registers domain names) Network Solutions and got their main domain name HE.net suspended. They are currently coping and seething they can't reach anyone over at Network Solutions to solve this issue. As they are hosting the DNS for a fuckload of domains on HE.net, this might affect a bunch of their customers.

Post with the message from their CEO coping and seething: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/i-hate-the-internet-and-the-people-who-own-it.131320/post-18752295

EDIT: This got solved a couple of minutes ago, at least we got the hilarious email from their CEO out of it.

 

[0 0]

Puppychan has received the gentlest of backlash for posting feral art while also being criticized for being a "transtrender," claiming to be trains due to her fetishes. Generally speaking, Puppychan has simply been acting the same way she has been for years.

Naturally, it's everyone else's fault and she's posted entire tirades on Tumblr which greatly exceeds the actual criticism she's received in terms of raw content. She has already disabled her Twitter (temporarily, of course).

 

[Harm]

Biological male and homosexual transexual Caden "Bluefolf" Scholeck has admitted that their liver failure wasn't actually a medical diagnosis, and that the symptoms they're experiencing are due to abusing Vyvanse for his gooning sessions.



He returned to Twitter and got eaten alive by the QRTs. He deactivated again the same day. Meanwhile, his Discord server was deleted due to the staff all quitting en masse.



Now, he has returned again with a sympathy-baiting tweet about how they shouldn't be held accountable.



EDIT: A new video essay has dropped containing anonymous sources close to Caden Scholeck who claim, among other things, that Caden flashed his genitalia without consent to attendees at a furry convention in 2023.

 

[Sprate Header]

Lucas Gage, a pro-Nick Fuentes Xitter pundit that is dedicating himself to becoming the Fatrick of the far-right, has declared war on his trolls DA JOOZ for sending him pizzas and swatting him.


(Discuss here)

 

[easy]

[zoosadism warning: this time it's bad]

you'll probably remember from the featured post, a couple weeks ago, that the profoundly retarded zoosadist wigger, Nick Dryden from Cincinnati Ohio, was arrested for the creation of CSAM, because the zoosadist-for-hire that he hooked up with was a MINOR.

in that post @DrNow promised that the VO (video operator: the guy hired to do the torture) would also be doxed.
as promised:

say hello to Sebastian Fiqri: Nicholas Dryden's VO


I don't believe he is a minor now, but he 100% was at the time he was making the most horrific snuff films imaginable. the fact that he was a minor was known among his clients, which is documented in doc's post.

if you feel bad for this guy, thinking 'wow he was groomed into doing this', all sympathy will dissappear upon reading his dox.

fair warning, it is fucking rough, even for the usual Million Pity standards, because it includes some disturbing images and a catalogue of every reprehensible act Fiqri committed.

Thank you to @Local Target Tard for doxing him, I hope you are doing well wherever you are

 

[William Tyndale]

Ryan Garcia, the famous boxer, did an X space with Sneako. It went so well that the World Boxing Council has severed ties with him. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this one. Someone get him on the farms. He will fit right in.


https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nico-kenn-de-balinthazy-sneako.128838/post-18756230

 

[AltisticRight]

An ex-fan of Boogie2988 on Reddit claimed that he lost $15,000 in Boogie2988's pump and dump cryptocurrency meme coin scam.

Archive

He might get in contact with Internet scam detective Coffeezilla.
Discuss here.

 

[get_ur_gamon]

In other news, on the 4th of July, UK voters declared their independence from the conservative party who has run the country for the last 14 years and is largely held responsible for the UK's decline. Over those 14 years we have had 6 Prime Ministers, 5 of whom had to resign in disgrace for one reason or another.

Spoiler: Broken tory promises

The party of anti immigration? Record high immigration year upon year!
Party of the army? Army funding and manpower shrinks every year!
Party against le woke mobs? The biggest crack down on free speech for UK citizens!
Party of law and order? The surging knife and other violent crime!

There was no way they would win unless Labour was run by a retarded socialist.

But their leader is the mysterious fence sitter, Keir Starmer. He ran a comparatively clean campaign, only pausing every now and again to kick out retarded niggers like Diane Abbott and other deadweights.

Starmer is a bit of a flip flop. He commits to LGBT rights, but also says that biological reality is the more important than identity. He wants to support free speech but also has a zero tolerance for "hate speech". Not a good sign. Time will tell which side he leans towards but this Kiwi remains hopeful. Afterall, things can only get better!

Spoiler: minor party happenings

The SNP (Scottish National Party), who got BTFO's by JK Rowling, was devastated. A massive unpopular crackdown on free speech while your old leaders are facing corruption charges, was a bold move but it did not pay off. Count Dankula will have a good weekend.

Nigel Farage's Reform scored only 4 seats. However, like with UKIP, the party only has to threaten the Conservatives, and the tories will start poaching their policies. So this isn't a total loss for the man who reads Big Chungus Copypasta's for £75 a pop.

The Green party is now set to be the party of identity politcs and retardation, after Obergruppenführer Heir SStamer refuses to mindlessly bend the knee to troons.

But anyway, make a cup of tea and come discuss this on the UK happenning thread.