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[LikeAStone 2.0]

To Celebrate 365 days of Dylan Mulvaney “being a woman”, Budlight partnered with him and put his woman-face character on limited edition beer cans.

 

[GenociderSyo]

It appears that Chelsea the Munchie is going for the fake your own death route of munching.

Her "sister" posted how alive she was 3/31 night and now is posting that she was dead on 3/31.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chelsea-lawrence-tanzchelsea.136140/post-15885133

 

[Morta Della]

HUGE HAPPENING - calling all investigators
Recently there were rumors that Horrorcow Sv3rige (Gatis Lagzdins) was the perpetrator in an acid attack in 2022 as well as burning a house down in January of this year (with his ex-girlfriend and daughter being the purported victims, as it was known she had at one point lived nearby, and she fit the description.).

While it was only speculation at first, it's been determined that the location where this occurred is mere blocks from where Gatis filmed himself being chased and beaten by a man who he claimed was "sent after him" by his ex-girlfriend in late 2021. This (and more circumstantial evidence) confirms that Gatis is almost certainly the culprit.


From Gatis' video:


Google street view:



From Gatis' video ( note the hedge, the ditch, and the blue sign):

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And Google street view:


This video's location is just a few blocks away from the location of the acid attack and arson:


Happening starts at the top of page 70 in the Sv3rige thread.

Note that Sv3rige still has not been arrested and is currently believed to be somewhere in Asia. You motherfuckers have leaked DSP's bank statements, doxxed keffals 1000 times, and more. Gathering evidence on this piece of shit would be a piece of cake, as well as determining his current whereabouts.

 

[William Tyndale]

Jaw-dropping footage of the tornado that hit Little Rock, AR last week. The people who filmed these videos are lucky to be alive.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/intere...and-other-smaller-stories.12910/post-15883897

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Former United States President, Donald Trump, is currently traveling from Florida to New York to turn himself in to the Manhattan DA.

 

[Johnny Salami]

After Kiwis made fun of Shane for being fat he post a shirtless pic to own the kiwis. Lol hes fat
He also posted an open mouth pic after we said he never takes pictures with his teeth showing and he has fucked up teeth

 

[Retard#7822]

An account claiming to be Brian Martin, @RealBrianMartin, (Lifeinatent, FuturisticHub, infamous for making Minecraft porn for children) was created today. He posted a wall of text in his thread explaining how he's a good boi and dindu nuffin, and if us darn dirty kiwis keep harassing him and the "totally not Brian's sock youtube channels" then consequences will never be the same. This is most likely in response to someone recently creating a burner KF account and dropping Brian's new channel name.

 

[Markass the Worst]

After tranny and former Keffals orbiter Till Kottman got suspended from twitter, the ban evasion alt account he made also got suspended today:


https://kiwifarms.net/threads/till-...proprietiary-cybertillie.156088/post-15901789

 

[Lichen Bark]

Mullvad VPN and the Tor Project have collaborated on an Internet browser for the regular Internet (not Tor), with an emphasis on privacy, and limited configuration options to make browser fingerprinting/mass data collection more difficult. This is supposed to be used to be used in conjunction with a VPN. Sounds promising.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/mullvad-vpn-internet-browser-mullvad-x-tor-project-collab.160953/

 

[make_it_so]

Ethan Ralph's third child is on the way.

 

[ASeabear8952]

Trump was indicted on 34 counts of falsifying business records in the first degree.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/donald-j-trump.79004/post-15931829

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

The initial reviews for The Super Mario Bros. Movie are out and reviews are mixed, with the Rotten Tomatoes score currently sitting at 56%. While critics praise the visual design and the callbacks to classic Mario games, they also criticize the plot for being too shallow and say that the movie is clearly made for young children.

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_super_mario_bros_movie

Despite the low Rotten Tomatoes score, Moviebob gave the movie a 9/10. While he acknowledges that the movie is made for young children, Moviebob still says that the new Mario movie is everything he's ever wanted in a Mario movie. He even goes as far to praise superchud Chris Pratt's voice acting as Mario. While Moviebob endlessly praises the movie, you can feel the coping and seething of him wishing it had more depth and was more directed at manchildren like him.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/bob-ch...oviebob-game-overthinker.130346/post-15934885

 

[GenociderSyo]

Chelsea's "sister" wrote a lovely fanfic on her caringbridge page to prove Chelsea's dead. As well as a posthumous Tiktok. Only its completely unhinged, reads just like Chelsea and Chelsea has posted as her sister in the past.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chelsea-lawrence-tanzchelsea.136140/post-15939393

 

[William Tyndale]

Not content with only allowing minors to mutilate their genitals, Canada has advanced a plan to allow minors to apply for assisted suicide without their parents’ consent.


https://kiwifarms.net/threads/canad...ize-children-without-parental-consent.161285/

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Ethan Ralph jumped the gunt; he is NOT preganagant

 

[NoReturn]

Founder of Cash App and CTO of Square has been stabbed to death in San Francisco.
It happened in the Rincon Hill (SoMa) neighborhood, so the chances of the killer being a drug zombie are as high as it being a targeted attack.

 

[ASeabear8952]

They/them pastor has likened the treatment of trans shooter Audrey Hale to that of the crucifixion of Jesus.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11938375/Trans-Nashville-pastor-claims-treatment-Audrey-Hale-comparable-Jesus-Christ-crucifixion.html#article-11938375

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/audrey-e-hale.159272/page-14#post-15945997

 

[William Tyndale]

Your favorite 5 o’clock-shadow tranny, Dylan Mulvaney, has snagged another totally-normal-and-not-astroturfed corporate sponsorship with Nike to promote their womens sportswear.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dylan...d-day-__-of-being-a-girl.125421/post-15955069

Video of him dancing like an anorexic skeleton in Nike (TM) leggings:

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dylan...d-day-__-of-being-a-girl.125421/post-15958737

P.s. honk honk

Jack Daniels has now thrown their hat into the ring for the corporate “adopt a tranny” program by partnering with Rupaul’s Drag Race.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dylan...d-day-__-of-being-a-girl.125421/post-15965849

 

[Sprate Header]

Salmon Andy, an insane homeless IP2 streamer, was wandering the streets of Miami when he randomly ended up in a street interview video by an Andrew Tate dicksucker named SonnyFaz.

(he's the guy on the far right of the thumbnail)

Relevant Timestamps: 3:03, 5:26, 7:50, 12:14

Highlights include Salmon Andy:

• referring to Tate as the "Top G" and subsequently being dubbed "Fat G"
• asking society at large if they wipe his ass (?????)
• asking two white chicks if he's a "real nigga tho" after yelling that he wasn't a nigga at a black guy
• claiming he has an AK47 in his dick and he's "ready to shoot blanks"
• giving the viewers a rundown on how to talk in da streetz
• promising to give Sonny his camera if he gets shot, LMFAO
• yelling about Kim Kardashian's sex tape to a group of Middle Eastern(?) feminists
• failing to press a security guard that was telling Sonny and Andy to leave: "I got this"

This video got quite a lot of positive feedback, so naturally Salmon Andy attempts to completely rebrand as Fat G to cash in on the new grift


And in less than a week, he has somehow gotten both Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate to follow him, which he responds to by running around yelling in a parking lot in the middle of the night

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So, WHO WILL WIN? Fat G attempting to larp as a playa for his new grift? Or IP2 attempting to fuck with him by bringing up his degenerate IP2 past to his new groupies?

0:17

Arsonist, e- beggar, wedding photographer, faggot, rapist, leech.....the grifter formerly known as "Salmon Andy"

1:06

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

The Twitter account for National Public Radio now has a label designating it as "US state-affiliated media," because its existence relies in part on funds appropriated by Congress. Journos are not taking it well.

Post in thread 'MUSK OWNS TWITTER' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/musk-owns-twitter.117620/post-15950269