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[Billy Butcher]

"Who is this @Dropkiwifarms guy spazzing out all over Twitter about the Telegram during the downtime?" He is known as Sinseer and recently went ballistic about Null and the forum for days

 

[Least Concern]

Andy Warski lost his boxing match against Salt Papi in about 20 seconds, before Warski could land a single punch.

However, notably, this is a longer time staying on his feet than the ragepig was able to achieve in Portugal.

 

[Bartholomew]

Keffals location got doxxed again. This time by her doorknobs. She allegedly reported comedian Sam Hyde to the police for doing this.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/keffal...-dominatrix-sorrentihott.115295/post-12840607

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

In other Sam Hyde news, Hyde won a boxing match against another eceleb and, in-character as his Irish ring persona "The Candyman," called out Hasan Piker by name and said he was coming to his house to kill him "in real life." Hasan has responded by subtweeting from his privated account and banning/chastising his viewers for even mentioning it.

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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/hasan-piker-hasanabi.95834/post-12839976
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sam-hyde.96342/post-12839086

 

[Sprate Header]

Keffals has been found to be following an open pedophile on Twitter.

@Null @3322

EDIT: At the same time the pedophile went private, Keffals magically unfollowed them. My noggin really is joggin...

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Melinda Scott did an interview while KF was offline with Stephan Andrew (who has only one vid on his YT channel that being the said interview):

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/melinda-leigh-scott-marshall-castersen.32118/post-12838585

She also started selling "therapeutic grade" essential oils as well as "tent products" which are not tents:

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/melinda-leigh-scott-marshall-castersen.32118/post-12848930

Karissa Barrows won her appeal against Christopher Avellone:

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/christ...y-bristol-does-1-100-2021.96664/post-12848703

 

[Computer Guardian]

Keffals has launched his master plan to kill the Kiwi Farms once and for all, that being a fucking website hosted behind cloudflare.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Mikhail Gorbachev, last leader of the Soviet Union and avid Pizza Hut fan, has died at 92.

 

[Homicide]

In a hilariously poor timed gambit amidst other more interesting drama, everyone's favorite dead imageboard owner/operator and 2nd favorite Canadian degenerate Kirtaner double dog dared the FBI to actually fucking try and, in a surprise to him, they showed up to seize a wide variety of what is generally assumed to be sex toys and computer hardware.

 

[MachineGunBoogie]

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/tim-pool.33703/post-12834994

Tim pool made a very edgy music video to go with his very edgy song, And yes, his signature beanie is still on.

https://youtu.be/MOfvaUwWi2k

 

[Johnny Salami]

Nick interviewed Duncan macleod and defended the farms

confirms Jersh is a Jew

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Cloudflare just dropped a statement
(a)

TLDR: Not dropping the Farms and will give money to charities.

 

[What the shit]

Users registered before August 30th of 2022 will receive the Phase 3: Shitpost trophy.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Russell Greer's lawyer Gregory Keenan asks the court to give him more time to respond to Skordas' response because Keenan needs time to go and have sex. The court agrees and grants his request:

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/russel...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-12866025

Russ also appealed the Judge's decision wherein the Judge found that Russ having Moebius syndrome didn't mean he didn't have to follow a contract:

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/russel...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-12866429

Ty Beard (lawyer for Vic Mignogna) filed a new motion in the appellate court:

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/victor...roductions-llc-et-al-2019.55556/post-12853256

 

[Bixby Snyder]

KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders dyed his hair black (again) and now looks like a literal caveman

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/post-12873319

 

[JoshPlz]

Based indie game developers change name of their game from Domina to Dominus to own the troons and keffals in particular. Troons react by seething, dilating and review bombing:

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/domina...nd-demands-you-respect-their-pronouns.128631/

 

[D_Tractor]

Steam banned Domina

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/domina...u-respect-their-pronouns.128631/post-12881645

Steam claims that it was removed "at the request of the publisher"

Domina on Steam

archived 2 Sep 2022 00:49:24 UTC

archive.ph

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

Digibro is "retiring" from creating YouTube content.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/conrad...-pro-crastinators-podcast.35301/post-12879783

 

[Nihil Jung]

Metokurs's friend's twitter account has been suspended, presumably due to keffles and their supporters. Don't drink the troonshine.

His twitter:
https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof
Twitter

Threads:

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/dropkiwifarms.128421/post-12889328

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jim-j...81jim-internet-aristocrat.24191/post-12889162

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The Appellate court asks Russ and Fremantle to tell them by September 15th whether it would be possible to settle Russ' appeal

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/russel...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-12890026