Commando - Reasons why it is the greatest movie of all time

[Fallensaint]

This movie is so flesh strippingly awesome it will melt the skin right off your face. You remember that Nazi nigger in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark? When he opened that golden box of mystical voodoo what he found inside was actually the original cut of this 1985 classic and it proceeded to skull rape his money maker right fucking off.

Colonel John. Fucking. Matrix. Legend tells of how John Matrix once kicked Chuck Norris in the nuts so hard he was tasting cashews for a week.

This man is so powerful he hides behind motherfucking flowers. None of that pussy body armour for him, nah John just needs a couple of daisies and maybe the odd begonia.

This rocket... launcher... thing.

I don't know what it is but JUST LOOK AT IT!

Finally it is the favourite movie of @Huntin' Slash

Anything that @Huntin' Slash likes must be really cool and awesome because @Huntin' Slash is really cool and awesome.

 

[TL 611]

 

[CatParty]

 

[Bassomatic]

This movie is every thing right with the 1980s.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

The perfect "turn off your brain and watch shit blow up movie." Good stuff.

 

[Rou]

I thought this thread was going to be about underwear

 

[Handsome Pete]

"Let off some steam" is Arnold's best post-kill one-liner in any movie.

I consider my childhood above-average because I was allowed to watch that scene.

 

[cumrobbery]

Dude that's sick

 

[AN/ALR56]

Why south Africans need action movies if they can just cross the border and see it live?.

 

[BF 388]

Might get raped by a nigger and catch the aids?

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied!"

 

[IV 445]

I love it when the d00d's get their arms blown off, and you can see the hoses spraying red water behind their arm. And whenever there's an explosion that launches d00ds in the air, you can see the fucking springboards It's so bad it's good

 

[anephric]

Any movie where a small army shoots up a garden shed, only to then be counter-attacked by THROWN SAWBLADES has to be worth your time

 

[OtterParty]

it was mediocre

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Wtf are you kidding me??? That scene was from Raiders of the Lost Ark, NOT Last Crusade seriously get good faggot.

 

[bearycool]

..... I guess we'll watch this for movie night....

 

[Skeletor]

That movie was highly unrealistic.

 

[DZ 305]

This movie is every thing right with the 1980s.

You're thinking Aliens and Predator

 

[anephric]

You're thinking Aliens and Predator

And Die Hard
And Commando

 

[CatParty]

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