#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

[Furina]

Shitting on nerds in the nerdiest way possible really seems like a bit of an own-goal. It feels almost like a Jew ratting out the other Jews so he's got less competition, not realising that the Gestapo are just going to come for him next.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

I dunno... I think the "let's socially sanction jocks to beat the shit out of nerds" camp is more obnoxious.

What's weird about that camp is that I can't figure out what they stand to gain by preaching stuff like that. Let's take the oversimplified scenario those people like to put forward where male nerds apparently run the world and that male nerds are currently the driving force keeping misogyny and racism and all other sorts of bigotries alive. Why do they think that making jocks the socially dominant ones again would be an improvement? The defining features of macho jock culture are strict adherence to gender norms, valuing masculine above feminine, and keeping your place in a strict hierarchy that you're born into. Isn't that the kind of thing they stand against?

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The first time I ran into someone like this, it was in a community I was observing for the lols before I knew KF existed, otherwise I would have shared it here. She was saying that larger, stronger men should beat up their weaker counterparts so women like her wouldn't have to deal with romantic advances from weak men.

 

[damian]

I always think back to this whenever I see one of these “shifts”:

This was made at least a year before Yaboi Zack & CG spergs started doing crowdfunders.

Seems Benny (Comicstorian) and Rob (Comicsexplained) are getting involved in CG again after crying that they didn’t want to be involved:

50+ comic stores closing within 2 years is totally normal right?

Doesn’t really matter to him, since he mostly reads a comic and checks Wikipedia for extra trivia stuff.

Now I’ll be pretty upfront I like his videos, they’re pretty informative when I want to catch up on some things but I rarely feel the need to actually read the stories he’s covered because he combs through pretty much everything in his videos. He’s too thorough.

Now Benny on the other hand, is less detail focused and his videos do make me want to read some stories. He is uncounsiouly on CG’s side for as much as he virtue signals to the pros, he doesn’t do videos on unpopular stories. Anyone notice how many storylines he covers from the SJW trash. Not that many are there. His most recent:

• Ms. Marvel storytime: a couple videos 2 years ago
• Captain Marvel: 2 videos total
• Iceman: Never covered (just an Origin)
• Riri Williams: Never covered (just an Origin)
• Champions: 1 video a year ago.

Hell, he even made a video gaging interest and he hasn’t made another video like that again:

EDIT: forgot these 2 actually made videos on this topic:

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Comicstorian, a comicsgater:

 

[Medicated]

You can pretty much blame the non-success of CM on Kelly Sue Deconnick, who now has found a new host to have a parasite relationship with in DC Comics. She has both Aquaman and a Black Label Wonder Woman book.

I was wondering what she looked like. I'm not surprised. She sounds like a lunatic.

 

[damian]

I was wondering what she looked like. I'm not surprised. She sounds like a lunatic.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wNzhvFNOsN0

She looks like a gargoyle to me, anyone else see it?

She also sticks out like a used tampon:

Yes that duck face is unironic:

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Ladies and Gentlemen...and troons, I present to you BEARCANO:
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"Nerds are horrible, so I'll let everyone know by using the nerdiest form of Media and hope that no one notices the fact that I'm very, very, knowledgeable about nerd culture and am projecting like an IMAX."

almost like a Jew ratting out the other Jews

George Soros?

Edit: Holy fuck, that second to last picture. They all look like extras from a 2018 version of The Hills Have Eyes.

 

[AnOminous]

She looks like a gargoyle to me, anyone else see it?

If I had a gargoyle like that on my church I'd call a fucking exorcist.

 

[Medicated]

She also sticks out like a used tampon:

what she sees in her mind:

 

[RockVolnutt]

Looked at the Bearcano comic again, which I think is some shitpost, after linking screenshots to someone and two things popped in my mind.

One, the "There's nothing wrong with my face" joke doesn't really work when most of what that interview resulted in was people saying Meyer looks like he had Helen Keller as a barber.

Two, if they hate nerds for "clinging to over glorified icons from their childhood" due to corporate marketing then why would they hate D&C over the people who want to appropriate said icons after giving them a new coat of paint as some kinda weird corporate owned symbol of societal change? Keep in mind that many of the nu-Marvel cast are already almost five years old, it's not going to be too long until they fall under "over glorified icons" of some poor sap's childhood especially with how they're hyped compared to the originals getting dragged through the mud.

 

[AnOminous]

Keep in mind that many of the nu-Marvel cast are already almost five years old, it's not going to be too long until they fall under "over glorified icons" of some poor sap's childhood especially with how they're hyped compared to the originals getting dragged through the mud.

That won't happen to these, though, because they don't appeal to kids in the first place. If any of this soy-based Marvel comics substitute is part of someone's childhood, I pity that poor bastard.

 

[RockVolnutt]

That won't happen to these, though, because they don't appeal to kids in the first place. If any of this soy-based Marvel comics substitute is part of someone's childhood, I pity that poor bastard.

Of course, that's probably the case. I just don't get why they'd be approving of it if they claimed to hate "over glorified corporate icons". Can anyone honestly claim Steve Rogers is more over glorified after the Hydra Cap shitstorm as opposed to any of the substitutes who's "super smart, super athletic, they're well off, popular at school, every other hero babies them, and they face transracesexim JUST LIKE YOU!"?

More so since the main argument for them is this delusional idea that they can make it into movies and make Disney 2 zillian dollars and their existence will be a catalyst for positive social change, both due to "representation". They're half a step away from telling you that they can cure cancer if you rub the comics on yourself.

 

[AnOminous]

More so since the main argument for them is this delusional idea that they can make it into movies and make Disney 2 zillian dollars and their existence will be a catalyst for positive social change, both due to "representation".

Part of the reason the MCU movies are still successful is they just flush the current Marvel woke shit down the toilet and do their own thing.

 

[Jub-Jub]

She looks like a gargoyle to me, anyone else see it?

I think she's going for this, but even more quirky!

What's weird about that camp is that I can't figure out what they stand to gain by preaching stuff like that.

In their head cannon, they become the damsel in distress despite constantly railing against the trope. The handsome prince (jock) will come in beat up the ugly monster (nerd) and save the princess (them), sweep her off her feet and go live happily ever after. Of course this will never happen because most harpies look like harpies and jocks have better prospects, it's why only the icky nerds hit on them in the first place.

 

[Maggots on a Train]

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That's a whole lot of pent-up rage at the fact that some people go about their lives without poisoning every thought with intersectional feminism and dindu apologetics.

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

That won't happen to these, though, because they don't appeal to kids in the first place. If any of this soy-based Marvel comics substitute is part of someone's childhood, I pity that poor bastard.

They won't be. Kids don't read comics. Modern comic books are meant for adults.

 

[adorable bitch]

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It doesn't even work as a joke. There's no punchline to this. It's just "LOOK AT ALL THE DRAMATIC CARICATURES OF PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE GET OWNED. I'M NOT ANGRY GUYS I SWEAR!"

It's just murder porn for screaming man-children who think in black and white.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

It doesn't even work as a joke. There's no punchline to this. It's just "LOOK AT ALL THE DRAMATIC CARICATURES OF PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE GET OWNED. I'M NOT ANGRY GUYS I SWEAR!"

It's just murder porn for screaming man-children who think in black and white.

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac did it better.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

I think she's going for this, but even more quirky!
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In their head cannon, they become the damsel in distress despite constantly railing against the trope. The handsome prince (jock) will come in beat up the ugly monster (nerd) and save the princess (them), sweep her off her feet and go live happily ever after. Of course this will never happen because most harpies look like harpies and jocks have better prospects, it's why only the icky nerds hit on them in the first place.

Except that Edna, for all her quirks (NO CAPES!) was competent in her job and clearly respected.

 

[damian]

Some of these character might be some poor saps childhood heroes thanks to this train wreck:

Holy shit I don’t know why I decided to watch it, but the SG and Ms.M parts are an endurance test for cringe. Patriot and GhostSpider (SpiderGwen) had to be completely reworked for this show, they somehow made Ms. Marvel’s powers even lamer (how hard is it to write a power like shape shifting?), Squirrel Girl is so annoying it made my teeth hurt and finally Quake, she was okay.

In regard to the Ghost Spider comic, I have no idea why they think it’s a good a idea to put SpiderGwen into the 616? Is >10 different spider people still not enough?

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[weirdMcGee]

Some of these character might be some poor saps childhood heroes thanks to this train wreck:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EWh9JyUded8Holy shit I don’t know why I decided to watch it, but the SG and Ms.M parts are an endurance test for cringe. Patriot and GhostSpider (SpiderGwen) had to be completely reworked for this show, they somehow made Ms. Marvel’s powers even lamer (how hard is it to write a power like shape shifting?), Squirrel Girl is so annoying it made my teeth hurt and finally Quake, she was okay.

In regard to the Ghost Spider comic, I have no idea why they think it’s a good a idea to put SpiderGwen into the 616? Is >10 different spider people still not enough?

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i thought the miniseries was decent. not grand breaking, but way better than most of the shit from disney marvel shows.