#Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

[KiwiChud]

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Hi everyone, it's your boy Zach. So, I've told this anecdote before. I don't think it's been for a while, but I was thinking about it again after watching part of a Jester Bell video in which she kind of play acts in a sort of Disney sitcom level of acting.

Like, I watched the Disney movie and it gave me a tummy ache. Maybe I should stop reviewing movies. And then all of the freaking comments were like, no, don't do it.

You need to save the culture. And it reminded me of something when I was taking these animation classes at Austin Community College way back in the day. In that, it was actually a good college.

It was a legit good college. They had campuses freaking everywhere. And I really loved it.

There was this weird phenomenon though, because Austin has a lot of the state schools for blind people, for special needs people, for retarded people. I think you're supposed to call them something else. But, you know, these people would become adults.

They would still be blind, special needs, and retarded, but they would be adults. And so then they would be kind of be put back on their own parents or family. And so since they were adults, during the summer, it seemed like there was some sort of program to care for them during the school year.

But during the summer, they were just free range retards. And so the families would enroll them at Austin Community College, which I believe had to accept everyone. And like I said, they had a million campuses.

They had rooms. This wasn't exclusive. So during the summer, you would just have one or two or three retarded people in your class, just tarting it up.

And one of the things you learned is they are little drama queens, like all of them. They're always dating, cheating, making up, breaking up. And they don't have the social skills to say like, oh, maybe we should not do this in an animation class at 1030 a.m. They would just do it.

So one time, you know, it was, you know, these two tards had apparently been dating and one of them cheated. And then they got back together. And did I mention they were retarded? And then they like squashed it.

And then they were kind of in love with each other again. So, oh, so let me explain. There's lots of different types of animation classes, but most of them are here's five, 10, 15 minutes of instruction.

And the class is like an hour and a half long. And then you would animate. And in summers, it could be even longer.

It could be like a three hour long class. Tards are not going to be able to sit quiet for three hours. They're going to get antsy.

They're going to get confused. They're going to get distracted. They're going to make up and break up with each other 10 times.

And after a particularly intensely Telemundo style drama, it got real quiet because we were all just fucking sick of them. And this guy in a slight Southern accent says, sorry for all the madness. And I was just like, Oh, I don't know why that made it a thousand times worse.

So I think I've covered this before, but at some point, I just wonder if the remaining culture war people, and we've talked about, you know, they're still in it for money or they're just sad old men. At one point, are they just dummies or people that have like things that are really wrong with them? Because every time you talk about one of the things that, you know, you're only allowed to have one opinion on, you're going to get comments. And the thing is they're never intelligent.

They're never mature. And yet they're clearly from adults, sometimes middle aged or even elderly. And they're always like the same tone.

It's like woke, Zach, jealous, mandolin flop. Everybody know it. And it's like, no, it's actually doing good.

It's actually exceeding expectations. It's like, why, why, why is that jealous? It's like, can you guys comprehend more than one theory? Like they didn't used to say jealous. And now they say it for everything.

Like any, okay, here's the deal. Retard. Not everyone has the dream of taking super chats from other dudes in their fifties and sixties.

Most men would find that completely fucking pathetic. It's not anything to be jealous of reading, you know, super chats. And I see these, you know, really over the top reviews of Mandalorian.

And it's just like, yeah, that's, that's what you had to say. Cause you're a vicious and possibly retarded audience only allows you to say that. And also cause they're worried that your tum tum hurts.

Oh, it's too woke. Anyway, uh, that's me saying retard 50 times before 7 30 AM. Anyway, just a theory.

Thanks for watching. Bye.
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[Edgeymcedgename]

"I was thinking about it again after watching part of a Jester Bell video"

WHAT THE FUCK DOSE JESTER BELL HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!?!?!?!?
Oh wait I get it now, dick is a little bitch with a weak mind and a tiny penis and in order to feel better about himself he needs to mock a normie woman.

Dick. I know you don't understand relationships anymore but here's the thing, bullying a girl isn't a way to show her that you like her. Not since the 2nd grade.

 

[Mr Processor]

"They had rooms. This wasn't exclusive. So during the summer, you would just have one or two or three retarded people in your class, just tarting it up." -- Zack

"And then they were kind of in love with each other again. So, oh, so let me explain. There's lots of different types of animation classes, but most of them are here's five, 10, 15 minutes of instruction."

"And the class is like an hour and a half long. And then you would animate. And in summers, it could be even longer."

"It could be like a three hour long class. Tards are not going to be able to sit quiet for three hours. They're going to get antsy." -- Also Zack

Ok, I have to comment on this. I'm just going to say I have two degrees from good schools (one was better than the other, but they both had rigorous
entrance requirements). In order to get into the schools I was in and take a degree program, you needed decent GPAs and decent SAT scores and so forth. So, needless to say, there weren't any retards in any of my classes.

Richard, if you were in a "college class" with retards, you are probably also retarded. But then, we already knew that, so it isn't really surprising.

 

[MisterCH 86]

@KiwiChud oh I KNEW YBZ would go right back to crying about Eric July AGAIN The man just can't help himself, he's WAY to much of a jealous loser. And as usual him and his audience are calling him a grifter. MAN I hate how people misuse that word.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Eric is selling a tangible product on time and has expanded his business. Zack and Ethan have been stringing idiots along for years with nothing to show.

 

[SargonF00t]

As much as a disappointment that EVS has become, I am really developing a hate boner for Zack, but I can not stand to listen to anything he has to say in a video or audio clip.

He seems to have genuinely lost his mind.

I have given up all hope that any comic will come out of Comicsgate and be worth reading.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

developing a hate boner for Zack, but I can not stand to listen to anything he has to say in a video or audio clip.

Brother my hate boner has been fully erect since that dumbass decided that he knew better than people who are actually involved in politics and started talking about "conservatives" and "art" as if he understood either! BUT THAT DUMB AS ROCKS FAGGOT DON'T GOT THE MIND FOR IT BROTHER!-HH

 

[KiwiChud]

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Every time I go on Twitter, this nigger is always defending EVS or attacking his perceived enemies.He's so deep in the CG cult that if somebody even suggests EVS is a grifter or a gay phony, he'll go apeshit and accuse you of being a dickrider for Eric July. The niggas who hate EVS don't even like Eric July either.


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The fact that this faggot doesn't see the irony in him saying this while Dick sucking EVS is astounding.

 

[MisterCH 86]

Eric is selling a tangible product on time and has expanded his business. Zack and Ethan have been stringing idiots along for years with nothing to show.

What pisses them off the most is MORE people actually enjoy Rippaverse then they want to believe and that number is growing too. They HATE it when you prove them wrong in their anti Rippaverse propaganda, and will come up with any nonsense they can more to convince themselves than anyone else outside their little cult. I'm aware not everybody's going to enjoy Rippaverse *and let's be honest it's the same with any other comic company or brand, you either like it or you don't* but whatever one-sided war they continue to fight, they lost it a long time ago. They are ankle biting Rippaverse and Eric July for nothing at this point in time and if they had any self-awareness, they would realize they're only damaging themselves by now.

As much as a disappointment that EVS has become, I am really developing a hate boner for Zack, but I can not stand to listen to anything he has to say in a video or audio clip.

He seems to have genuinely lost his mind.

I have given up all hope that any comic will come out of Comicsgate and be worth reading.

I hate them BOTH at this point in time. I hate EVS more because at least HE makes obsessive streams crying about Eric July and as pathetic as he is WELCOMES people that make negative comments about him, plus he currently SCAMS his audience....YBZ takes the cowards way out and mutes or deletes any comments that respond to him in a way he doesn't like. The only thing I can say that's positive about YBZ is he's not currently scamming his audience with undelivered products....at least not to my knowledge.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

WHAT THE FUCK DOSE JESTER BELL HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!?!?!?!?
Oh wait I get it now, dick is a little bitch with a weak mind and a tiny penis and in order to feel better about himself he needs to mock a normie woman.

Dick. I know you don't understand relationships anymore but here's the thing, bullying a girl isn't a way to show her that you like her. Not since the 2nd grade.

He ain't into that. Last I saw he was lusting after that mystery meat tranny that reviews comics. That's more his type.

 

[MisterCH 86]

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Every time I go on Twitter, this nigger is always defending EVS or attacking his perceived enemies.He's so deep in the CG cult that if somebody even suggests EVS is a grifter or a gay phony, he'll go apeshit and accuse you of being a dickrider for Eric July. The niggas who hate EVS don't even like Eric July either.

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The fact that this faggot doesn't see the irony in him saying this while Dick sucking EVS is astounding.

That guy is just as crazy and stupid as he tries to accuse everyone else of being. This just proves CGers live in a circle jerk and refuse to accept proven reality not in their favor, THAT guy especially. I actually found him going through multiple social medias just to repeat his sad anti Rippaverse propaganda, only for people to either not believe him or flat out say they don't care. One thing's for sure, CG is not in a positive spotlight right now. They look worse than they're trying to make Eric July or Rippaverse at this point in time.

 

[KiwiChud]

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Hi everyone, it's your boy Zach, and, um, it is the weirdest thing to vote, like, straight ticket Republican while hating, like, every fucking conservative. Not every conservative, it's the conservatives in this YouTube space. They are the biggest pieces of shit liars.

Like it's like, it's, it's unbelievable. The funny thing is, I was like ranting about this to a friend, and he's like, why do you care? Because they don't like, they don't care that they're lying. They don't care that their lies are easily disprovable, because enough people will not double check for years, especially if we, what am I drunk? Especially if you bill yourself as some sort of expert, because they don't even check on the expertise.

Oh, I'm the leading expert in satellites. Satellites are woke. Satellite expert says satellites are woke.

It just goes on like that. Like nobody checks anything. And if you do check it, all of a sudden, you get these, like, weird, like, breakup emails from 55 year old men, it's like, what happened to you, Zach? You changed.

Did I used to lie a lot? Because, what did I change from? No, things changed, and I adjusted accordingly. You still want to talk like it's 2018. So anyway, this James Bond video game is coming out, and it looks pretty cool.

They revealed, jeez, like 20 minutes of gameplay. So they revealed, like, 20 minutes of gameplay a couple months ago. It's like James's, like, first assignment.

He's just supposed to be a driver, and, like, his handler is like, look, you're just undercover as a chauffeur. Just stay in the car. And he immediately does not stay in the car.

So they were complaining about it, and I thought they were complaining about that one. Like, it's like, a woman tells James Bond what to do. It's like, well, if you watch the gameplay, he immediately ignores her and does whatever the fuck he wants to do, which is what he tends to do.

Now, this is his origin, like, his origin origin, where he's a naval officer. His helo gets shot down. He is, as far as I can tell, the lone survivor.

And then MI6 is basically like, hey, you got shot down by these enemies. We need someone to spy on them. You're on their, I don't know if it's an island or it's just a coast.

But they basically say, we'd like to send an SAS guy, but we don't have an SAS guy. We got you. I think Bond was submarines.

But anyway, so then, this first, well, what I was trying to say is, I thought the last gameplay we saw was the first gameplay. Apparently, there's this, which is essentially a tutorial level. It's like, you need to sneak around.

Press this to sneak. Press this to run. Press this to, you know, this is how the stealth function works.

So it's very, like, locked down to one path. Whereas the gameplay at the villa, you could just wander all around the estate and the building, and it was really cool. It was very dynamic.

You weren't just locked into a single track. This is a tutorial level. That's also part of the game.

So it's very, very simple. Oh, I wonder where I should walk. Well, there's only one path through these rocks.

So let's see the, just bullshit. 007, First Light's James Bond is being bossed around by a woman. Hello.

Oh, hi, 1995. He's been being bossed around by a woman since freaking GoldenEye. Like, what is this? And let's watch the evidence.

He goes, I've watched the first 13 minutes of, quote, gameplay. It's a tutorial. Bond, how can I help without knowing what's going on? Woman overcomes by doing exactly what I tell you.

This is a disaster. Okay, so let's actually, we're not gonna watch it, because it's 13 minutes, but let's start at the beginning. I went through this two times, because at one point he says something that's insane, and it is, because it's a lie.

So anyway, so can I just, like, scrub through this? It's very dark. It is very dark. So, you crash the helicopter.

He's underwater. Then he gets up. You have to, like, use the left joystick to wake him up.

And then he's awake. He goes to the shore. Then he starts, you know, talking to the MI6 person.

They're like, go over here, go over there. It's a tutorial level. Finally, if I can remember it, it's like, I think it's like 10 minutes in.

Up the way. Gonna be a while to that. Okay, so right here, please look at the screen.

So, he goes, uh, 007 First Light isn't a true James Bond game. It's Rise of the Shadow of the Stranding of the Uncharted Duty of Us. You don't get to play until the 2 minute and 55 second mark.

Then it's just a linear move L experience. Climbing sections are even marked with white paint. A game with such a lack of identity can't succeed commercially.

So, this is the white paint he's describing. Which is, I believe it's pronounced lichen or licken. It's a type of algae that forms on rocks.

This is a game mechanic that even I, as a non-gamer currently, I play some games. But it was like, was Jedi Survivor the first one or the second one? Anyway, the most recent of that franchise. I was playing that until it got too difficult, which is the story for every video game.

Um, and yeah, like anytime there's a ledge, it'll give you like a little hint. Like, there'll be some like moss or vines. And you know like, oh, on this ledge I can jump up and hold and I can move to the left.

But I can't move to the right because it doesn't have this. So this is a visual hint that like, this is the part that's climbable. It's not white paint.

What the? But again, it's funny but it's not funny. Because this whole crew, whatever you call them, scares people away from art. Good art.

I'm continually finding things. Now it's not perfect, it's not always. Like, Echo wasn't good.

But Ahsoka was. Falcon and Winter Soldier was. I just watched Moon Knight, that was good.

All these things, so they're going with the, what is the only thing they have? If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. If you're a closeted conservative, everything is woke girl boss woman bossing around the man. Instead, it's literally just a voice in his ear, which is a gameplay mechanic to teach you how this is how you walk.

This is how you run. This is how you stealthily walk. This is how you jump.

This is how you climb under something, over something. This is, if you go into the tall grass, you're invisible after a few seconds. So if I play it, I forgot the exact time.

I thought it was in like the ten minute. Yeah, I think it might be here. Who's running the retrieval mission then? Also classified.

How can I help if I don't know what's going on? By doing exactly what I do. That was the part that was woke girl boss and feminist. So he's got kind of a good rapport.

Hey, why am I doing this? Because this. Why is this happening? Because this. Why is this happening? Can't tell he classified.

Why is this happening? Can't tell he classified. What about this? Look, just listen and play the game. There is nothing woke about it.

There is nothing girl boss about it. They don't put white paint. These people are liars.

They are lying to you for political reasons. A la politicians. They don't want you to relax.

They don't want you to have fun. They don't want you to bond with other people. They want you tense and anxious and buying plushies of them all the time.

They have nothing to offer. When they do create, it's absolute, complete and utter dog shit. The only and the other thing is their whole shtick is like we're the conservatives and we're teaching people how to be conservative.

And what are they going to do when they find out you're a fucking liar and you've been lying to them for years? And all they've been is tense and anxious for years with. You buying, you know. Captain conservatism against the legion of libtards.

And the comic sucks and it's 10 years late. They're going to be like, fuck these guys. Now, it doesn't mean they're going to become Democrat or liberal, but they're definitely not going to listen to you or people like you.

And they're going to be very, very angry. Um, so, uh, this guy is just straight up fucking lying. He's either lying or he's retarded.

And I don't think he's retarded. Uh, so let's just go again through the two tweets that went pretty damn viral. The first 13 minutes of gameplay is really a tutorial.

It's a very limited amount of things you're doing. You're just learning the basic buttons. This damning, I just played you all the context of leading up to it.

He's just spamming out questions until she's like, look, just chill. You don't need to know everything. You're just learning how to run and climb up walls at this point.

Um, and then this stuff. Okay, I'm not even a gamer. And I know you will sometimes go through 20 minutes before the gameplay starts.

Again, this isn't gameplay. This is the tutorial level. I remember back in the day, it would be like the Spider-Man 2 video game and it would be Bruce Campbell.

But it would just be like, it wouldn't be part of the actual game. This one, they just kind of make the first scene. Exposition plus basic gameplay controls.

And then even, I think like 10 minutes in. Actually, I just got it right here. You get to, oh yeah, right there.

So then you get here, after 10 minutes. You see the enemy cam. It does like, you see? It gives you a... So that's like, this is where the game's like really starting.

Um, but uh, yeah, they're fucking liars. And they've lied to you so many times in so many ways. And if you notice, it's never just like, hey, things are kind of chill.

You know? There's always a problem. There's always a controversy. Someone always wants to kill you.

Everything lost a hundred billion dollars. It's endless. And it's all bullshit.

Um, so did I cover all the bullshit lies? Oh, I also like how it's like, you didn't invent a completely new style of gameplay. Therefore, this will not succeed commercially. Yes, it's similar to other games.

Guess what those other games are similar to? Each other. It's called a genre. Um, from what I've seen, I liked.

You know, they give an origin for the scar, which he has in the novels. But he doesn't have in the movies. Um, uh, he's got that good gray man look where he can just kind of blend into a crowd.

Uh, the stuff that I saw at the villa, well, there was like a chase scene in a car. That was fun. Kind of crazy.

There was some real crazy stuff on this, like, European road. Um, uh, but it looks like a fun game. And these fucking dorks.

What do these dorks do? These fucking twerps every time. Hey, there's a movie coming out. Here's woke who wants to kill you.

Lost a hundred billion dollars. Hey, there's a video coming out. Oh, it's woke.

It wants to kill you. It lost a hundred billion dollars. Hey, absolute Batman is, uh, cool.

Oh, it's woke. It wants to kill you. Um, it won't be popular for a hundred years straight.

Therefore, it's a waste of time. Come on. Your testosterone can't be that low.

That you actually, you can't be that dumb. Like I said, these guys started years ago. And it was kind of believable.

Things were really, really, really bad. And things got better. And these bums just want to keep just milking culture war for money.

Um, so, as far as I can tell, it is a true James Bond game. It uses similar styles and is in a proven genre. It does not invent a new genre or claim to.

The level he's complaining about is a tutorial level. Um, uh, two minutes and 55 seconds is not a long time to wait for gameplay in any modern game. Um, Jesus Christ, I've been playing War Thunder for two months.

I just learned how to turn around in the cockpit. The people who write tutorials for, oh my God. Like, they're good intention, but they're so bad at it.

Like, War Thunder has the worst tutorials. Because it'll be like nine minutes of, like, just common sense. And then they'll explain something that's actually useful in, like, the vaguest way possible.

So I just, I was never able, I had to, like, turn the whole, you know, airplane to turn around. Now I can look around in the cockpit. See who's sneaking up on me.

Um, yeah, two minutes and 55. It is not a linear, linear move L experience. That's just for the tutorial level.

Where they want to teach you how to walk, how to jump, how to crawl. How long you have to stand in shadow before you're, quote, invisible. Um, these people are liars.

This is not anything anyone that covers games would, like, be confused by. Like, oh, is the entire game like this? No, of course it isn't. It's clearly a tutorial level.

So why would you lie to people? Because they're not going to check. Because you're telling them what they want to hear. Because if they do say, oh shit, these guys are piece of shit liars.

They're gonna call you woke and crazy and jealous and that you have a meltdown and you'll be ostracized. That's what they do. They're bitches.

Anyway, did I miss anything here? This one. I'm not a huge fan of the boys, but I've been watching clips. And of course, TikTok decides that means I'm the number one fan.

But there's a scene where they're like, you know, we did all these horrible things to you, Homelander. Because we were trying to build the world's strongest man. That was our goal.

This is like the opposite. They're trying to build the world's weakest man. The world's weakest men.

Men that go out and look for things to be offended by. And then damsel in distress themselves. Help me.

The video game wants to kill me. Well, you need a big strong man to rescue you. To ride in on a white horse.

But what are we supposed to do? What are we supposed to do? Not play anything. Not read anything. Not watch anything.

Not go to anything. Because these closet case conservative dorks. Who want to act like it's 2018 forever.

Want to scare people away from goddamn everything. You know what I say to that? Fooey. That's what I say.

I just showed you how completely innocuous this exchange was. And that's all they had. That's all they had to complain about.

A woman told a man to not do something. While helping him. She told him to focus on the mission.

Essentially. Anywho. Woke Zach Meltdown.

Thanks for watching. Bye.
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[Dr. Buff Drinklots]

Zack 100% enjoyed Concord

 

[Mr Processor]

"This is a game mechanic that even I, as a non-gamer currently, I play some games. But it was like, was Jedi Survivor the first one or the second one? Anyway, the most recent of that franchise. I was playing that until it got too difficult, which is the story for every video game." -- Zack

I like this because Richard admits he's a non-gamer. Whether or not he'll backtrack on that later or not, I don't know. Normally, if someone was sort of interested in games as a non-gamer I'd make some suggestion because there is so much slop out there and good games get buried. Richard, though, loves the slop, eats it up, born to slop. I'm happy if he stays a non-gamer.

I'm somewhat more interested in Agent 64 than in 007: First Light.

 

[KiwiChud]

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Hi everyone, it's your boy Zach. So, Rob Liefeld is back and he hasn't done a podcast in, he said a month, I think it's been like two or three weeks. But first 20 minutes, just straight bragging about himself.

And in this way that's really infuriating because he will speak against something that he spoke in support of when he no longer benefits from it. So when the speculator market was hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, and divorced dentists were buying variant covers of his Youngblood reboot from last year, that was the future of the industry. Whatnot is the platform of the century.

And now he's on like, nobody wants to buy a variant cover of Youngblood 7 of the current iteration. So now he's, so now he's against speculation. Um, but, uh, uh, just God, he needs to be aggressively humbled.

Like the ego on this guy is, is huge. It's almost as large as his insecurity, but I think he'd be a great neighbor. You know, he's a great neighbor, but just as someone in comics, he's like, I have a 41 year, uh, uh, track record in comics.

Yeah. And like four of those years were notable. And then after you left Marvel in DC, you've produced nothing but crap.

Sorry. You've created nothing but crap. You produce some good stuff like, uh, Brandon Graham on, uh, um, Prophet.

That was good. He's hired some talented people, but it's just kind of like the Ripperverse. They still have to work on his dog shit characters.

Um, but, uh, anyway, so, um, this was a comment on, uh, the last video and I'm pretty sure I pinned it and then I did a community post about it and now I'm doing a video about it. So as you can tell, I'm a fan and this guy wins hater of the year award. Now I'm being sarcastic, but because he's not actually being a hater, but in this very simplified world of like, like everything, you're, you either love something and you're a shill or you hate everything because I don't know the James Bond video game wants to kill you.

I don't know. Um, but I love this so much. So I said no sarcasm.

This is how real fans express dislike. I love this so much being normal and actually being knowledgeable about the franchises we discussed so much better than woke James Bond hates Republicans algae on rocks is feminist dog whistle. So one of these right wing twerps was like, there's white paint on the climbable rocks, but it was like licking lichen, which is like a dusty algae that grows on rocks.

Now there's a thing in video games called yellow paint, but this isn't yellow paint and yellow paint is like stupid. Like they'll, if, if, if they want you to climb on a ledge, they'll just paint the whole ledge yellow when the rest, the rest of the cliff face is like brown or gray. No, this was like something organic.

They just kind of emphasized it. It was very artful. Um, so, uh, talking about the James Bond video game, uh, the title was double Oh seven first lie.

Uh, because it's first light, get it. Um, right wing twerps use girl boss myth to scare fans away from James Bond video game. So this guy says, um, from the moment it was announced, I just didn't have interest in it.

IO makes great hit man games, but from all the gameplay I have seen, it did not look great. I also did not want to play a young brand new James Bond. I like the older experienced bond.

Um, I think some of the EA games like agent under fire is a great bond game that was on GameCube. Also I enjoyed world is not enough on Nintendo 64. Having an M as a woman is fine.

It's one of my favorite lines from golden eye movie when Judy Dench calls bond a sexist misogynist dinosaur and a relic of the cold war. Uh, it's a, yeah, I am a woman and I'm not going to take shit from you. I am now.

And she was great through skyfall. So now if you're a normal person, you just might've been like, yeah, that's just how men like say they're not interested in something. I've been marinating in autistic, mentally ill, very, it's funny.

I was talking about this one guy and I was like, I'm not sure if he's autistic or he's drunk all the time. And then a friend was like, this is just a guy with a 70 IQ. Like you don't run into them a lot.

You're going to assume like he's so dumb, like, Oh, he's drunk or something. No, like that's just a really dumb guy. And it's every day for years and years and years till it's hard to believe that there's anyone out there with any maturity, any actual knowledge.

Uh, they're not acting like babies. Like me, no understand. I just watched two grown men pretend that they don't understand the difference between Captain America dying in a storyline, but immediately going to hell.

And obviously they're going to like rescue or battle someone in hell. A storyline that happened in Daredevil from the same writer, like three years ago. Daredevil, he went to kill himself and then he tricked Elektra into killing him so he could go to hell to rescue Foggy.

And there's like a group of people. It was Foggy. Chip Zdarsky, this is the thing he likes to do.

Kill people in quotes. So they go to hell and they do something. Then they get out.

Um, but uh, Goo Goo Gaga, I'm a baby. What's the difference between that and Superman in, what was it, 1994? Uh, Marvel, Marvel fails. This should be the number one story in the world.

No. Did you say that when Zdarsky pulled the same gambit, what, two or three years ago in Daredevil? You can't tell the difference between a guy dies and he's immediately seen, quote, alive in hell with his enemy. And you know that they're going to escape and go back to the real world.

You don't understand the difference between that and DC saying like, nope, Superman's dead. We're having a funeral. We're doing the whole production of it.

And so he's going to be replaced by four guys cause he's dead. Probably. Um, no, there was, there was none of that.

It was like, oh, he's dead, but he's, he's in hell and there's Dr. Doom. Even worse was like, why wasn't it on 60 minutes that the, uh, Daredevil, um, Cap America died in ultimate end game. Cause it's a fucking alternate universe.

No scratch that. It's an alternate universe of an alternate universe that's wrapping up after only what, like two or three years. Like you really don't understand.

Can somebody please help these confused men? They're a little slow, but they'll get there. He helped them. I don't have to deal with that here.

This is a grown man. I'm assuming he's around my age since he was playing Goldeneye during the nineties. And he's just like, Hey, I wasn't excited.

That company's good. So we've established he can get excited about things because there's some people who just can't. It's funny.

Sometimes you'll see someone be kind of positive and then it looks like they get a talking to and all of a sudden they're like the most negative person on the podcast. It's like, Oh, somebody had to come to Jesus meeting with you. Didn't they? Um, I don't like the show and I never liked his show.

And it was never, the show was never going to be good. And Oh, that's quite a difference. You got scared, didn't you? Um, but, uh, yeah, so he's just like, Hey, I'm not interested.

I've liked other games from the same company. I just don't like this concept. He wants classic Bond, not like new to MI6 going undercover as a chauffeur and being told to stay with the car.

Now he doesn't, but that's, it's, it's, you know, he's just starting out. So it's like, okay. Like, like everything he says, it's like, fair enough.

He's like, I didn't like this. I liked the company, but I don't like the concept. I've liked this game.

I've liked that game. So he has the ability to like James Bond video games. Um, he's fine with having M these dorks made like a, a, a, whoa, James Bond feminism, because there's one line in 13 minutes where a woman just basically says, like, just, just concentrate.

You're asking too many questions. Just, just listen. And it's a tutorial level.

So, um, yeah, so this, this might seem very simple, but it's freaking amazing. Um, it's funny. I just had the engine replaced in the Kia.

So, um, why would you get an engine replaced in the Kia Soul? What if you needed a car to shop for a car and you didn't even have time to shop for a new car? So you just go, whatever, you know, just it's, it's expensive, but it's less expensive than buying a new car. And I'll just, I'll, I realize I've got like a year or two, like I need to start looking for one, but driving that thing, I didn't realize how bad the old engine had been for years. I thought Kia Souls were just bad.

No, I forgot that when it has a new engine, it's just smooth. And you can actually merge without thinking you're going to get run over because there's no power to the engine at all. Like, it's just very weak.

It's like, oh, I've been driving a car with a very bad engine for so long. I don't remember what it's like for it to operate properly. And that's how it is.

Like, I've dealt with these testosterone crashed nitwits for so long. It's like that line from Catwoman in Batman Year One. You know why I hate men? Because I never met one.

Like, it's like, oh, this, this, this is how a man talks. He doesn't say, woke James Bond wants to kill me. He can't name the last five CEOs of I.O. video games, and he doesn't have deeply personal, one-sided feuds with them.

He's just like, hey, I like video games. I like this company. I don't like the concept.

I like this game. I like this game. I'm fine with this.

But overall, not interested in the game. What are you going to say? You went woke? Oh my god. But yeah, congratulations to this guy.

You are the hater of the year. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic. You are the man of the year.

Hate division for comics. Uh, uh, subcategory YouTube comments. But, uh, yeah.

We could all, myself included, stand to be more like this guy. Just be like a regular dude who can express himself, not get super emotional. One of my favorite things is when, like, they have a weak argument, so they just say it more powerfully.

I don't understand the difference between this and Superman dying in 1994. It should have been huge news. Did saying it like that make it more true? No, no, no.

You can't, you can't argue with me. I'm talking like I'm 300 feet tall. Anyway, thanks for watching.

Goodbye.
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This Reggie grande faggots name is Chris J. Bacon who originally was going to sue random twitter anons for the crime of saying it's really fucking weird to fuck/Leave Reviews for hookers his reasoning for the lolsuit was because it supposedly wasn't actually him and that it was a defamation gayopp. This nigger unsurprisingly later admitted it was actually him and excused his perversion by saying Jesus hung out with prostitutes.

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Nicholas DeOrio is going over Comicsgate, specifically EVS via Mikey's video, Don't know how people here feel about the guy, but I'm for the throat goat's grift being exposed to more people, He caught Nick's attention through clips of him sweeping for the Quartering. Funnily enough, he apparently jumped into Nick's chat to cry about it and Nick didn't even recognize him because he didn't know the handle and accidentally big dogged him until people told him

He does eventually paywall his livestreams after a few hours but he usually clips them out through the week if this link stops working.

 

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Has anyone heard of the word "rippa" meaning "to take a young woman's virginity"?
I searched for it and all I could find was a submition of the Urban dictionary from 2011

Pretty wild for a degenarate like EVS who hangs around even bigger degenarates to suggest that Eric is a pedo.
This is like the old internet rumor that the teletubbies's costumes were based on a serial murder from the 1930s. Only this case isn't for a creepy past but to attack a black man because they have nothing else.

 

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This Reggie grande faggots name is Chris J. Bacon who originally was going to sue random twitter anons for the crime of saying it's really fucking weird to fuck/Leave Reviews for hookers his reasoning for the lolsuit was because it supposedly wasn't actually him and that it was a defamation gayopp. This nigger unsurprisingly later admitted it was actually him and excused his perversion by saying Jesus hung out with prostitutes.
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Wow.....These people are going down a dark path now...... into the slander territory at this point.

Has anyone heard of the word "rippa" meaning "to take a young woman's virginity"?
I searched for it and all I could find was a submition of the Urban dictionary from 2011
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Pretty wild for a degenarate like EVS who hangs around even bigger degenarates to suggest that Eric is a pedo.
This is like the old internet rumor that the teletubbies's costumes were based on a serial murder from the 1930s. Only this case isn't for a creepy past but to attack a black man because they have nothing else.

These people need to learn to STFU because this is a good way for them to get sued by making false claims like this.

 

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Sorry about the double post, but I didn't expect to see THIS in the Urban Dictionary. A very pleasant surprise.