College Football - Ohio and Alabama compete for most insufferable

[4090 Chad]

Tennessee beat a team that went 9-3 last year handily. Alabama got beat by the worst team in the P4 last year handily. Alabama still ahead of Tennessee...make it make sense.

At least I got some schadenfreude from seeing that Nico's still overthrowing receivers by 20 yards. Enjoy the paycut in football purgatory, buddy! And fuck Nico's dad.

I am eagerly looking forward to the Vols beating the fuck out of Bama and making their fans call Finebaum with drafted suicide notes that Monday.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

I am eagerly looking forward to the Vols beating the fuck out of Bama and making their fans call Finebaum with drafted suicide notes that Monday.

I doubt they would care that much. Tenn, Missouri, Georgia could go either way.

Now if Vandy beats Alabama you'll see them getting out the gas cans and self-immolating.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

All offseason I was wondering what it would take for the AP Poll to treat Florida State seriously again. Guess it wasn't that deep

I thought FSU getting curb stomped on a regular basis by teams like BC and Georgia Tech was half the fun of last year's CFB season, but I also figured they'd turn it around in two or three years. However, I NEVER figured they'd be back so quickly, that it would take another year or so. Welcome to the age of the portal and NIL.

Speaking of BC, I kinda thought Castellanos was done when he was benched and then quit the team last year. That he'd be considered too much of a head case for any major programs to express interest in moving forward. Goes to show what I know. Or maybe what Bill O'Brien (BC's coach) doesn't know.

Edit:

At least I got some schadenfreude from seeing that Nico's still overthrowing receivers by 20 yards. Enjoy the paycut in football purgatory, buddy! And fuck Nico's dad.

UCLA is UMass or Temple levels of awful. Nico Iama6thRounder didn't just step in the poop with this transfer, he lay down and rolled in it.

UCLA is also playing both Ohio State and Penn State later this year. I think after those games even Tennessee diehards will hopefully have some pity. Or have at least moved on. Or will they?

 

[Bob's Fuckass Head]

Yeah, and your dad is making out with Holly Rowe.

I like my dad's boomer nickname for her - Roly Hoe (yeah dad because she's fat and has rolls, I get it). I'm glad she survived that whole cancer scare, good for her.

I doubt they would care that much. Tenn, Missouri, Georgia could go either way.

Now if Vandy beats Alabama you'll see them getting out the gas cans and self-immolating.

A loss to Vandy would be apocalyptic. Personally I think the go-to method on campus would be jumping off the Denny Chimes down onto the Walk of Fame Shame:

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

BB had his girlfriend walking around the sidelines during the game. I have watched football for 30+ years and I quite literally have never seen this. It's incredibly embarrassing.I don't think he cares about this job at all.


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Why is everybody freaking out over this? She just needed $20 for the concession stand. Popcorn and a soda is expensive at games

 

[Random Internet Person]

Edit:

UCLA is UMass or Temple levels of awful. Nico Iama6thRounder didn't just step in the poop with this transfer, he lay down and rolled in it.

UCLA is also playing both Ohio State and Penn State later this year. I think after those games even Tennessee diehards will hopefully have some pity. Or have at least moved on. Or will they?

I think you’re overselling UCLA. Temple and UMass are just constant cases where you just ask “Why do these schools have football programs”? (With the exception of Temple in 2015). UCLA can still be a Team that can be seen as going to a bowl if the talent and the schedule goes the right way. And the team itself is always at least a few steps above somebody like Kentucky where it’s always a state of “please let this season be over so I can watch something good with basketball”.

 

[Gobucks43201]

Every team is too high. Except Ole Miss which is properly rated.

I think Texas got screwed a little

 

[Squanto Airi]

Now if Vandy beats Alabama

If this season stays the way it is, the Iron Bowl will be rather interesting to watch. Should Auburn win, I think we get an on air suicide call on the Finebaum show.

She is very cute. I would like to have sex with her.

The way BB and her are acting, she's probably the one doing the sexing.

I think after those games even Tennessee diehards will hopefully have some pity. Or have at least moved on. Or will they?

They still haven't moved on from Kiffin.

 

[Tennessee Trash]

Tennessee beat a team that went 9-3 last year handily. Alabama got beat by the worst team in the P4 last year handily. Alabama still ahead of Tennessee...make it make sense.

Preseason rankings are fake and gay and should not even come out til at least week 4 but let's pump the breaks a little bit on just assuming FSU is still the same garbage can they were last year. Everyone has forgotten they went undefeated the year before. What if FSU is just good? Their schedule is pretty manageable and I could easily see them going 9-3 at a minimum given it's the ACC. They deserve a lot of credit here because that defense they chewed up and spat out is extremely talented in terms of raw physicality at least (except the OLBs by the looks of it)

That's not to say Alabama looked good though. 8-4 would be very lucky from what I saw rewatching it. It looks like they didn't even practice at all and just picked up where they left off last year and not even taking it seriously. It's just the exact same team but worse.

 

[Piss Jugman]

It looks like they didn't even practice at all and just picked up where they left off last year and not even taking it seriously. It's just the exact same team but worse.

That's because they aren't practicing, they're too busy eating ice cream

https://247sports.com/college/alabama/article/kalen-deboer-rewards-alabama-football-players-with-ice-cream-truck-after-fall-camp-practice-234537144/

A real fucking article, Deboer legit thinks gentle parenting is gonna cut it in the SEC, not to even mention the fucking plushie

Walks into a hostile stadium with painted nails and a dino-toy, and his coach allows it. Just seems disrespectful to their own program, like "hey guys, we're a bunch of toddler faggots over here!" Well when you act like a toddler and your coach reinforces that with fucking ice-cweam days, you're gonna play like toddlers, shocker. Keep this shit on the west coast, I'd rather take 100 players arrested instead of my star player acting like a bitch, at least I know my players got nuts when they get locked up.

 

[A.P. Hill]

That's not to say Alabama looked good though. 8-4 would be very lucky from what I saw rewatching it. It looks like they didn't even practice at all and just picked up where they left off last year and not even taking it seriously. It's just the exact same team but worse.

That's because they aren't practicing, they're too busy eating ice cream

https://247sports.com/college/alabama/article/kalen-deboer-rewards-alabama-football-players-with-ice-cream-truck-after-fall-camp-practice-234537144/
A real fucking article, Deboer legit thinks gentle parenting is gonna cut it in the SEC, not to even mention the fucking plushie

Bama needed to work on fixing their penalty problem over the off-season. What do they do? Commit nine million penalties for the 14th game in a row.

Walks into a hostile stadium with painted nails and a dino-toy, and his coach allows it. Just seems disrespectful to their own program, like "hey guys, we're a bunch of toddler faggots over here!" Well when you act like a toddler and your coach reinforces that with fucking ice-cweam days, you're gonna play like toddlers, shocker. Keep this shit on the west coast, I'd rather take 100 players arrested instead of my star player acting like a bitch, at least I know my players got nuts when they get locked up.

This guy still thinks he's the best receiver in the world when everyone has figured out that he always drops the ball when you hit him really hard. Also, seems like he's a fruit. Not really that surprised when you see him play.

 

[Squanto Airi]

This was posted in the NFL thread, but relevant here since I think a few of us used streameast.

Is there another streaming site one can use for sporting events?

Streameast just got popped. Right in time for football season of course.

https://dailysnark.com/2025/09/03/worlds-largest-illegal-streaming-platform-streameast-officially-shut-down-after-year-long-investigation/

 

[Piss Jugman]

This was posted in the NFL thread, but relevant here since I think a few of us used streameast.

Is there another streaming site one can use for sporting events?

sportsurge.net is a good aggregator, shows you a buncha different sites. Usually tvsports.live is a pretty good pick, sometimes the audio fucks up but it works for the most part.

 

[Random Internet Person]

This was posted in the NFL thread, but relevant here since I think a few of us used streameast.

Is there another streaming site one can use for sporting events?

Is Streameast the one that’s all over YouTube ?

 

[Squanto Airi]

Is Streameast the one that’s all over YouTube ?

Yeah it's the main one everyone talks about

@DSP's Tax Lawyer @whatever I feel like @Piss Jugman @Your Starter for 10 @I.B. Niggin @Bonzi Baptist

Since there's only two games that fit the parameters of the rules laid out (Iowa St. v Iowa, Michigan v Oklahoma), we'll use this week to have everyone's user pick make the list. So get them in by tomorrow.
My user pick will be Vandy v Virginia Tech.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

I'll pick Kansas/Missouri

 

[Piss Jugman]

Yeah it's the main one everyone talks about

@DSP's Tax Lawyer @whatever I feel like @Piss Jugman @Your Starter for 10 @I.B. Niggin @Bonzi Baptist

Since there's only two games that fit the parameters of the rules laid out (Iowa St. v Iowa, Michigan v Oklahoma), we'll use this week to have everyone's user pick make the list. So get them in by tomorrow.
My user pick will be Vandy v Virginia Tech.

I'll go with Illinois @ Duke

 

[OJ Simpson]

That's because they aren't practicing, they're too busy eating ice cream

https://247sports.com/college/alabama/article/kalen-deboer-rewards-alabama-football-players-with-ice-cream-truck-after-fall-camp-practice-234537144/

A real fucking article, Deboer legit thinks gentle parenting is gonna cut it in the SEC, not to even mention the fucking plushie

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Walks into a hostile stadium with painted nails and a dino-toy, and his coach allows it. Just seems disrespectful to their own program, like "hey guys, we're a bunch of toddler faggots over here!" Well when you act like a toddler and your coach reinforces that with fucking ice-cweam days, you're gonna play like toddlers, shocker. Keep this shit on the west coast, I'd rather take 100 players arrested instead of my star player acting like a bitch, at least I know my players got nuts when they get locked up.

Not even that long ago I was talking with my barber about college football and Alabama came up and I said that D. Boar doesn't seem like the hard ass that Saban was. And he was telling me about when Saban first took over that he said the players were out of shape and he ran those motherfuckers into the ground. This just reinforces that D. Boar has no testicular fortitude and he'll be out of a job if not by the end of this season, next. That Washington air really did something to his brain if he thinks shit like this is going to cut it in the world of deep south football.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Not even that long ago I was talking with my barber about college football and Alabama came up and I said that D. Boar doesn't seem like the hard ass that Saban was. And he was telling me about when Saban first took over that he said the players were out of shape and he ran those motherfuckers into the ground. This just reinforces that D. Boar has no testicular fortitude and he'll be out of a job if not by the end of this season, next. That Washington air really did something to his brain if he thinks shit like this is going to cut it in the world of deep south football.

Sounds like this could be like Bryan Harsin at Auburn.

 

[whatever I feel like]

There's some tastey ones this week. Come on everyone, take a bite of that UConn at Syracuse Orange! And you can even attend in person, as tickets are going for only 4 dollars each online.

Edit: Should probably have notable rivalry games in the pickem too. Kansas-Missouri, Baylor-SMU, Rice-Houston and if you want to get really weedy UTSA-Texas State all qualify.