Coding request - I will pay monies

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Napoleon Bonerfart

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I need a browser plugin for Uber Eats that plays car vroom and beep noises as it travels on the map so I can watch it on my living room television while I wait for my food.

Will pay monies in bitcoin.
 
If you paid in Kiwi silver coins and internet stickers I would probably consider it for the fun of it.

Sounds like a major pain in the ass though considering just like their drivers, their programmers are probably of the street or bug descent. So trying to reverse engineer that niggerlicious code is probably going to cause more headaches than worth it. Probably be better to put
on loop, while you wait for your tendies. I'll take my payment now :crocodile:
 
I need a browser plugin for Uber Eats that plays car vroom and beep noises as it travels on the map so I can watch it on my living room television while I wait for my food.

Will pay monies in bitcoin.
First of all, uber eats is a proprietary application. I would prefer Toe Eats which is a free (as in free speech) program that delivers toe jam to everyone
 
Assembler is baby shit. Real programmers just rewire the entire computer.
 
The best I can do is fit 4 vacuum tubes in my rectum srry to disappoint :(
 
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