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Doja Cat just ended Weekend 2 with her Satanic performance of “Wet Vagina.” Gloria.
Who was your
favorite performer?
Here is this year’s Faggot 5 Countdown.
5. Sublime
Third-wave Ska band Sublime makes their return to the stage. But didn’t frontman Bradley Newell die from a heroin overdose right before the release of the band’s debut album? Why, yes he did, stoner faggot!
Bradley’s even less talented 28-year-old son (I’m too busy to look up his name) mans the helm in his early George Michael hairdo, accented with the garish 90s frosted tips. Hide your kids, wives, and husbands, indeed.
4. Blur
The most British piece of media ever created (save for those written by Lewis Carrol himself), Blur’s Parklife is required Britpop listening. The face of the group Damon Albarn treats our eyes with a Boys II Men suit and chain.
3. Le Sserafim
Sorry, boys. No NewJeans just yet. Instead, Korean music label HYBE decides to send their more mature girl group Le Sserafim. As the name suggests, they are fallen Seraphim angels. “Villain,” indeed.
2. Yaosobi
This is for the weebs.
(^_−)☆
1. Doja Cat
The demonic Freemasons have put a new global pop-girlie on the scene. Jewlatto Doja Cat closes the pagan festival with the help of her entourage of loose strippers, black mafia cosplayers, and Chewbaccas. Oh my!
At one point during the set, Doja vogues, recalling Queen of Pop Madonna.
The Masonic trans-humanist creation struts with deceiver’s delight.
The masses once again have been fooled.
Who was your
favorite performer?Here is this year’s Faggot 5 Countdown.
5. Sublime
Third-wave Ska band Sublime makes their return to the stage. But didn’t frontman Bradley Newell die from a heroin overdose right before the release of the band’s debut album? Why, yes he did, stoner faggot!
Bradley’s even less talented 28-year-old son (I’m too busy to look up his name) mans the helm in his early George Michael hairdo, accented with the garish 90s frosted tips. Hide your kids, wives, and husbands, indeed.
4. Blur
The most British piece of media ever created (save for those written by Lewis Carrol himself), Blur’s Parklife is required Britpop listening. The face of the group Damon Albarn treats our eyes with a Boys II Men suit and chain.
3. Le Sserafim
Sorry, boys. No NewJeans just yet. Instead, Korean music label HYBE decides to send their more mature girl group Le Sserafim. As the name suggests, they are fallen Seraphim angels. “Villain,” indeed.
2. Yaosobi
This is for the weebs.
(^_−)☆
1. Doja Cat
The demonic Freemasons have put a new global pop-girlie on the scene. Jewlatto Doja Cat closes the pagan festival with the help of her entourage of loose strippers, black mafia cosplayers, and Chewbaccas. Oh my!
At one point during the set, Doja vogues, recalling Queen of Pop Madonna.
The Masonic trans-humanist creation struts with deceiver’s delight.
The masses once again have been fooled.
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