Clickbait news, written by /pol/

[AF 802]

Come up with clickbait news titles, if they were written by a /pol/ack.


"Gays are re-establishing the caliphate. Here's why that might be good for your mental health."

 

[The Last Stand]

Liberals call Donald Trump "greatest man on Earth".

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

Top 5 most heinous things done by Indian Astronauts that got the country blacklisted from the International Space Station. Number 4 will disgust you!

 

[Y2K Baby]

Niggers.

 

[Black Waltz]

sandniggers rape and kill thousands in londonistan

 

[SigSauer]

MAD NIGGA HAL TURNER AND ALEX JONES FROM INFOWARS PATROL LEFTISTS ON COLLEGE CAMPUSES DURING EPIC SPEECH THAT YOU MUST SEE TO BELIEVE

 

[Libtard-Wrecking Krogoth]

Libtard Breathes Same Air As Ben Shapiro, Gets Owned
Black Men Everywhere Are Having More Sex Than You, But It Technically Doesn't Count (Here's Why)
It's Okay To Cry About Being A Male Virgin (Because Women Are Stupid)
10 Reasons Why Canadians Are Better Posters Than Australians
Star Wars Episode IX To Feature Dead White Man in Leading Role (And It's Triggering The Libs)

 

[AF 802]

Glass skeleton encourages enrichment of minority races online. This will make your day!

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Are the Jews behind the destruction of Atlantis? The answer might surprise you!

 

[pentylspacer2600]

free-speech advocates are hiding a nasty surprise . read to slide 22 to find out what you can do to stop them

 

[Y2K Baby]

10 Reasons Why Canadians Are Better Posters Than Australians

W A T
A
T

 

[Black Waltz]

why the british are worse than sandniggers

 

[Rand /pol/]

10 reasons why the Philippines and Brazil don't show that Christianity has no effect on societal degeneracy.

 

[Y2K Baby]

why the british are worse than sandniggers

This but unironically.

 

[AF 802]

Bozo the Clown to be rebooted as heartwarming show promoting love by racial segregation. (You'll love Bozo's catchphrase!)

 

[ProgKing of the North]

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

NIGGERS!!!!!!
I hate them

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

NIGGERS!!!!!!
I hate them

(In before someone gets YT to nuke it like they did with Kill All The Gays.)

 

[Jessica_Neggers-R-apes]

Niggers should take a bow and kiss our feet for not having to pick cotton like they used to FUCK YOUR REPERATIONS FOR SLAVERY NIGGERS YOU MONKEYS ARE NOT EVEN PART OF HUMANITY ... Attention please nigglets . Listen up now , when i say Nigger , all you niggers , will bow to kiss my feet ... got it ? Get Ready !
NIGGER " KISS MY FEET " NIGGER " KISS MY FEET " NIGGER " KISS MY FEET " NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER thats it for now CHEERS NIGGERS

 

[AprilRains]

Secret Obama plan to make Patriots kneel in shame before Allah has been exposed by Project Veritas!