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This movie sucked out loud. I pirated this piece of shit and I still feel ripped off. Clerks 2 was the last good Kevin Smith movie.
Clerks 3 - Starring DSPs not so retarded cousin and Rosario Dawson
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- 16 de Nov, 2022
Do you remember THIS!!!: The movie.
Only character I liked was the nurse in the hospital who had to shave the groin.
Only character I liked was the nurse in the hospital who had to shave the groin.
Say what you want about the current state of South Park (and yes, South Park has long stopped being funny many years ago, and Trey Parker is still a psychotic schizo and all), but they are still right about memberberries. Seriously, the memberberries pandering is just dead on in the new Clerks movie.
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- 3 de Dic, 2020
Can anyone explain? I dont want to watch this crap
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- 22 de Abr, 2015
When did Trey go schizo?
Kevin Smith fakes crying all the time for capeshit to shill.
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- 1 de Ene, 2020
Even in that out of context short clip, I legit thought Kevin Smith was going to do a Seth Rogen impression.
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I dunno, he's just having some huge meltdowns (that, and trying to cope with his divorce).
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I don’t think you can be funny without being disturbed. and eventually the disturbing part catches up with you.
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- 25 de Jun, 2020
So I finally found time to watch this and surprisingly didn't hate it. I disagree with the story structure like Becka being dead, etc and of course it's a two hour ode to nostalgia and getting old, but I did have some real laughs during it. The constant Elias gags were the best part of the movie, I enjoyed the cameos sprinkled in. I just wish Smith would stop shoe horning his talentless, fat, and ugly daughter into stuff.
Not as good as Clerks 2 and it wasn't as witty as the first or second, but there was some real heart felt moments between Randall and Dante. I don't mind them having killed Dante off because realistically, they're all so old now that there would have been an infintismal chance of a fourth film regardless. 1994 was 30 years ago, you can only wring so much from it.
Though I will say the soundtrack to this one fuckin sucked.
Not as good as Clerks 2 and it wasn't as witty as the first or second, but there was some real heart felt moments between Randall and Dante. I don't mind them having killed Dante off because realistically, they're all so old now that there would have been an infintismal chance of a fourth film regardless. 1994 was 30 years ago, you can only wring so much from it.
Though I will say the soundtrack to this one fuckin sucked.
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- 22 de Abr, 2015
Do you have any sources? Because I've looked this shit up and there's nothing aside from a divorce announcement from 3 years ago.
Just the divorce part.
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- 26 de Dic, 2019
I’m finally watching this and it’s pure cringe.
What’s standing out most to me is Jason Mewes suddenly has beautiful teeth.
Veronica aged soooooo badly, she looks like a Kmart layaway clerk named Irma.
What’s standing out most to me is Jason Mewes suddenly has beautiful teeth.
Veronica aged soooooo badly, she looks like a Kmart layaway clerk named Irma.
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- 30 de Sep, 2018
Jay Bauman's take on the film.
TL;DR, he called it awful
TL;DR, he called it awful
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- 1 de Ene, 2020
Bumping this thread up, because Logic turned Kevin Smith into a rapper:
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- 27 de Oct, 2021
So Kevin Smith has apparently given up weed, and has admitted it has cause him to make poorly thought out decisions I guess?
Edit: The Red Cow video I heard about it from
I wonder how bad things are with his wife like they speculate. I've heard shit for literal decades at this point.
Edit: The Red Cow video I heard about it from
I wonder how bad things are with his wife like they speculate. I've heard shit for literal decades at this point.
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Huh, so Kevin Smith found Jesus (and I actually mean Logic).
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- 14 de Jul, 2018
I know I'm a bit late but it's insane to think anyone could even imagine Kevin Smith getting divorced.
Hawthorne eat your heart out!
Disregard my last post. He's still cringe
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- 1 de Ene, 2020
So in other words, Kevin Smith turned into an even unfunny version of Seth Rogen, yet even without his wife and weed to keep him company?
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I watched Clerks 3 on a plane, and watching the characters spend most of the movie making Clerks 1 makes me just want to watch Clerks 1 instead.
And let's not forget that the Reigning King of Edgelord Comedy in the '90's got PTSD from seeing Baby Yoda in a Disney TV show. Kevin Smith is a huge faggot and needs to be illegal.
And let's not forget that the Reigning King of Edgelord Comedy in the '90's got PTSD from seeing Baby Yoda in a Disney TV show. Kevin Smith is a huge faggot and needs to be illegal.