Cinema policy trailer thread - Sit back, relax and ENJOY THA CRINGE YA FUCK!

[TVB]

Alright Kiwi Farmers, since we've been discussing briefly about cinema policy trailers in the Mario movie thread, I think it's best we discuss more of them here.

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

My favorite AMC theater intro (sorry if slightly off topic):

The blonde is Caitlin Gerard who went on to appear alongside some major superstars:

 

[jertzog]

The Cinemark cartoons were nice. Nobody anymore except for the AD soyboys have the balls to say they will kick you out for talking or bringing in a young child that will only cry and scream.

 

[Syrup]

the left wants to stop you from gooning in the cinema

 

[TVB]

The Cinemark cartoons were nice. Nobody anymore except for the AD soyboys have the balls to say they will kick you out for talking or bringing in a young child that will only cry and scream.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vnYWeiVbnpA

Speaking of, I remember when most of my theatres in town were actually Century Theatres-owned before that company was purchased by Cinemark themselves as a sole name brand in October 2006.

Their policy trailers were kino as fuck, especially the latter two as I had very fond memories of them to this day.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

The Cinemark cartoons were nice. Nobody anymore except for the AD soyboys have the balls to say they will kick you out for talking or bringing in a young child that will only cry and scream.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vnYWeiVbnpA

Oh hey, I remember these! Yeah, they were actually pretty entertaining.

 

[TVB]