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Not sure who the fourth family member is. Still, this shows the kid is regularly being exposed to his AGP dad dressed like a stripper.
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Not sure who the fourth family member is. Still, this shows the kid is regularly being exposed to his AGP dad dressed like a stripper.
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Those are some shitty tattoos. Do we know his egg hatching story? Was it too much anime? Porn? Sissification fetish? Brain damage from drugs? Just wonder what made this particular loon troon out.Ver archivo adjunto 1083001
Just spotted this one hashtag on his insta (what is it with the endless selection of hashtags??) and the lack of self-awareness has me screaming
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Parole violation.
“Glitter family” was coined by Rhys McKinnon on Twitter around Mother’s Day 2017 when he was soliciting youths to contact him. Sounds like Chris has picked it up.
Dad, son, cat, and snake judging by the emojis. Dogs must be elsewhere.
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I haven't seen it, but it's probably somewhere on one of his pages. There's a lot of content to sift through.
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So, I had a gander at his insta, and it's predictably a trainwreck. I immediately like him as a lolcow because he's incredibly stupid and has serious delusions of grandeur that drive him to obsessively engage with his critics, so I'd say the chances of him showing up here to spew tard cum on the farms at some point is pretty high. I'm sure there will be more than enough for us all.
He seems to enjoy using insta for going off about his many Facebook bans that are entirely attributable to social media fascists trying to silence this Ghandi of the troonosphere, rather than his simply being a belligerent white trash dullard trying to solicit "consensual carnal acts" from randos:
He verges on being genuinely mentally deficient, and tends to fall for Nigerian prince-caliber scammers, particularly if they play into his aforementioned delusions of grandeur and importance:
He also cares very deeply about white people culturally appropriating terms from Native Americans, despite apparently appropriating his own writing style and command of English from a 14-year-old girl in Alabama who refers to one of her parents as "Uncle Daddy":
Even his dog's eyes say "help me"
How much do you want to bet that this "transman" is an actual teenage girl? I'd say the chances are roughly equal to "I am fucking sprung!" translating to "I have a raging erection" in normiespeak. So 100%.
He seems to enjoy using insta for going off about his many Facebook bans that are entirely attributable to social media fascists trying to silence this Ghandi of the troonosphere, rather than his simply being a belligerent white trash dullard trying to solicit "consensual carnal acts" from randos:
He verges on being genuinely mentally deficient, and tends to fall for Nigerian prince-caliber scammers, particularly if they play into his aforementioned delusions of grandeur and importance:
He also cares very deeply about white people culturally appropriating terms from Native Americans, despite apparently appropriating his own writing style and command of English from a 14-year-old girl in Alabama who refers to one of her parents as "Uncle Daddy":
Even his dog's eyes say "help me"
How much do you want to bet that this "transman" is an actual teenage girl? I'd say the chances are roughly equal to "I am fucking sprung!" translating to "I have a raging erection" in normiespeak. So 100%.
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The brain of a true lolcow at work! The funko pop post is especially hilarious
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What a lady! Such manners! Such class! I can totally relate. Why just the other day, when my mom complained about having to stalk my social media to find out about my life, I told her the very same thing. I said, "Mom, why's my dick all in your mouth, bitch?" And then we laughed and went back to doing our nails and other girly things. He really truly gets what it is like to be a woman.
And who hasn't tried to solicit sex from people on FB? Doesn't every woman do that? FB really is becoming fascist these days, I guess. Won't even let a woman get her freak on anymore. What a damn shame.
I disagree about the cultural appropriation, though. Non indigenous people should not call it an animal familiar. That is appropriating witchcraft. If you aren't a witch, you can't use that term. Let's just stick to a neutral phrase like "pretty pictures of animals".
In all seriousness, though, that poor dog. The body language is one of fear. I've no doubt that poor dog often gets the brunt of the anger when he loses his shit. Here's hoping that one day, we'll find out that his dog has had enough and has killed him and eaten his face off. Hopefully while the kid is in school because I don't want the boy to witness that. Then maybe the kid can get a new family that's not totally fucked up.
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I forgot to mention, his son also has respiratory issues requiring hospital attention, which I'm sure are in no way exacerbated by his primary guardian's proclivity for apparently near-constant drug use. He tags every second photo #stonerchicks or some equivalent: I know a lot of parents who use cannabis in some way or form and are perfectly respectable, but they keep the drugs well away from their kids, restrict their use to times when the kids are asleep or away, and I suspect that Macho Ma'am is not one such parent. I'm also inclined to wonder who tf is looking after the kid and his neglected menagerie of pets while he's tripping on shrooms:
Also, did he just assume the carrot's gender??!? How very transphobic, Mr. Cultural Appropriation appears to have forgotten that the idea of sexual dimorphism is a colonial construct. What if one of these is a two-spirit carrot?
Also, did he just assume the carrot's gender??!? How very transphobic, Mr. Cultural Appropriation appears to have forgotten that the idea of sexual dimorphism is a colonial construct. What if one of these is a two-spirit carrot?
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If your kid has asthma and you smoke (cigarettes, pot, whatever) you are an asshole. I get that quitting is hard, but come on -- it's your kid. If you can't quit, for the love of God, don't smoke in the house or the car. It isn't just the smoke itself that can trigger it. I've got a kid with asthma and any strong scents will do it. I had to give up perfume and scented lotion/soaps/detergents/cleaning supplies/etc because it could trigger it. And smoking in a closed environment like a car -- that car has to reek of it. He really is a douche bag.
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Lmao is this prostitution?
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How low do you standards have to be to be thirsty for that dude? I can kind of understand the Blair Whites of the world. At least Blair isn't repulsive. But, you've got to be pretty sick to want to touch Macho Ma'am. Eww ...
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Oh god, he's trying to troon out the kid.
How is he nonbinary? He seems to look and act like a normal little boy when mommy dearest isn't making him paint his nails.
How is he nonbinary? He seems to look and act like a normal little boy when mommy dearest isn't making him paint his nails.
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It's worse than watching a horror film. It's like you know where all this is going to lead and you're screaming at the screen "Run!". That poor kid never had a chance. Wonder what grade he'll make it to before he drops out and starts getting stoned with his old man?
"gentlethem" What the fuck, dude. Plus, moms don't put their boobs on display while having a "date" with their sons. Pervert.
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Well, I'll give him this: he definitely does look like he's in a gang.
Only less "red nail gang" and more "white nationalist prison gang"
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The kid's name is Cage? It just keeps getting worse for that kid. And he already has the "I hate my life" look in his eyes. 
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Oh god, something about his face in this picture is making my fight/flight response go berserk. It’s more uncanny valley than those fucking human androids. Imagine what it’s like in motion and having to wake up and see that every day... *shudder*
I’m getting really bad vibes from this dude. He is probably a terrible abusive father who prioritizes his sex life and drugs over his child or pet’s needs. The latter is blatantly apparent. At least wait to troon out until your kid is an adult, jeez... this kid’s life must be a living hell.
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I would bet money that this dude uses meth as well. In his Instagram videos, the gross way that his mouth and tongue moves when he speaks is very indicative of some kind of amphetamine use.
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This guy makes me MOTI just because of how he treats his son. Just the smoking in the presence of a little boy with asthma alone is enough to piss me off, it's basic human decency to take that shit outside so the small helpless human you are in charge of can fucking BREATHE. But the sexual stuff, the trooning out, everything else...if this guy died tomorrow, the world would be a better place and his son would be safe for the first time in his life.
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I'm not much of a connoisseur of amphetamines myself, but I definitely thought a lot of his videos had an incredibly manic quality I couldn't put my finger on. I guess meth would certainly explain that.
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There are an astonishing number of photos of his shirtless son on that Instagram. I gave up at 20. Also many pics of them together in bed— close to a dozen. That boy can’t be more than 11.
Sadly, his mother Jessica looks to be a legit mess in her own right— convictions for burglary and meth. However, Chris appears to be fibbing about Jessica’s custody status with at least one of her other kids. Chris claims the courts “literally” don’t let Jessica anywhere near her daughters, but according to the custody arrangement for one of the girls, she was still granted visitation after the father filed for and received sole custody in 2012 and there have been no filed changes to that arrangement since. Doesn’t mean that Jessica has any sort of relationship with her daughter who is now 17, or her son with Chris— but it just shows Chris will lie to make his ex out to be that bad guy and poh widdle Cwis is just the best single mom ever.
Sadly, his mother Jessica looks to be a legit mess in her own right— convictions for burglary and meth. However, Chris appears to be fibbing about Jessica’s custody status with at least one of her other kids. Chris claims the courts “literally” don’t let Jessica anywhere near her daughters, but according to the custody arrangement for one of the girls, she was still granted visitation after the father filed for and received sole custody in 2012 and there have been no filed changes to that arrangement since. Doesn’t mean that Jessica has any sort of relationship with her daughter who is now 17, or her son with Chris— but it just shows Chris will lie to make his ex out to be that bad guy and poh widdle Cwis is just the best single mom ever.