💼 Careercow Christopher James Kluwe / @ChrisWarcraft / Loate - Kluweless former punter for the Minnesota Vikings turned gamergate autist turned regular autist

[Glory To Arztotska]

I remember this dope mainly from being a Kickstarter backer cameo in Shadowrun Returns (and also for being involved in Gubergrate).

I never saw an actual real life photo of him until now and I thought he was black for some reason.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Was he even that good of a punter? It seems he's more famous for drama.

Pro-Football-Reference ranks him in the top 100 punters of all time!


And one of the 6700 greatest NFL players since 1960:


He also completed the only pass he ever threw, for a perfect 100% career completion rate!

But as mentioned you obviously have to be a much higher tier to make the headaches worth it for a punter of all things. They immediately replaced him with a rookie who wasn't really any worse.

 

[Grander Fucktard]

wasn't he supposed to be in that Zoe Quinn/Chuck Tingle vaporware game?

 

[Grander Fucktard]

But as mentioned you obviously have to be a much higher tier to make the headaches worth it for a punter of all things. They immediately replaced him with a rookie who wasn't really any worse.

speaking of needing to be replaced...oopies!


just remember duder, if you want to do something for (to??) the kids, give em a pre-alpha of

 

[Mikoyan]

speaking of needing to be replaced...oopies!

Chris throwing away a good job for his grandstanding, the classic.

Ironically he'll probably be okay because he's not a nog and probably saved plenty of money during his career.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I believe so, but then again, who wasn't?

One of the people who was supposed to be in the game was Indie Wrestler Joey Ryan, who had a gimmick of making people grab his dick as a wrestling move. Unsurprisingly when the #speakingout movement occurred which saw a lot of wrestlers get cancelled for a variety of things Joey got cancelled for sexually assaulting women, and was blacklisted from wrestling as a result. Don't know what he does now though but it's unsurprising these are the people involved.

 

[Mikoyan]

One of the people who was supposed to be in the game was Indie Wrestler Joey Ryan, who had a gimmick of making people grab his dick as a wrestling move. Unsurprisingly when the #speakingout movement occurred which saw a lot of wrestlers get cancelled for a variety of things Joey got cancelled for sexually assaulting women, and was blacklisted from wrestling as a result. Don't know what he does now though but it's unsurprising these are the people involved.
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Homoerotic soap opera all the way down.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So he's running to become a State representative in California now, with an article giving him glowing praise cause it's Daily KOS

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/former-nfl-star-chris-kluwe-kicks-off-campaign-to-sack-maga.227786/

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Here's his website, and the front page is just pictures of himself.

https://www.kluweoc.com/

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

So he's running to become a State representative in California now, with an article giving him glowing praise cause it's Daily KOS

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/former-nfl-star-chris-kluwe-kicks-off-campaign-to-sack-maga.227786/

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Here's his website, and the front page is just pictures of himself.

https://www.kluweoc.com/

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Forgive my sperging but Jesus H these photos suck! Stop staring at the camera and smiling, look off into the distance with a thoughtful expression or something!!! I think people are (slowly) starting to realize how inauthentic politicians are, and this guy just looks like he’s copying Gavin Newsom, creepy grin and all!

 

[Strangolapreti]

I hope he wins, then becomes a replacement for Newson, has a meltdown in front of Emperor Trump and gets arrested for it.

 

[Grander Fucktard]

I hope he wins, then becomes a replacement for Newson, has a meltdown in front of Emperor Trump and gets arrested for it.

maybe the people in his district will take a page from his plsybook and practice "peaceful civil disobedience" - not psy their takes, park on the sidewalk, whatever...

[hey,why is he in stinkditch? sure he was in Pounded in the Butt by a videogame that never saw the light of day...but that's more gay]

 

[Oliver Onions]

Those photos from the campaign website look like Michael Scott handed out a personalised calendar to motivate the staff at Dunder Mifflin.

 

[Trombonista]

[hey,why is he in stinkditch? sure he was in Pounded in the Butt by a videogame that never saw the light of day...but that's more gay]

He was originally part of the Rat King subforum. I might just move him to Lolcows and give him the Careercow prefix like fellow NFL lolcow Antonio Brown.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Unsurprisingly Chris say that it's Charlie's fault that he got murdered. Very professional comment from a political candidate.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

He still seethes about Gamergate over a decade after it happened unsurprisingly because it was the last time he had a little bit of relevancy.

 

[Leland Palmer]

He still seethes about Gamergate over a decade after it happened unsurprisingly because it was the last time he had a little bit of relevancy.

He's doing what every bored rich dude does, bitch on the Internet. The motherfucker made $13.2 million, and is probably the only person from the 2005-2012 Vikings that isn't beating his wife from brain damage.

 

[ChampFantana]

The motherfucker made $13.2 million, and is probably the only person from the 2005-2012 Vikings that isn't beating his wife from brain damage.

His wife is lucky that his brain damage manifests as Twitter stupidity instead of the usual ass-beatings.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Chris is tarding out over some conservative NFL player missing a punt.

 

[Trombonista]

So Chris is tarding out over some conservative NFL player missing a kick.

FTFY. Butker is a kicker, not a punter.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So I see him make this post and I think to myself "This dude lives in a mansion and has millions of dollars." He's the last person to be bitching about people not giving their fair share.