Christian BDSM Enthusiasts

[Fareal]

Oh, let's not talk about the Pearls and their child abuse handbook. I try not to froth at the mouth with rage more than once a week.

I do firmly believe though that Satan is preparing a special corner in hell for them, well-stocked with 'flexible plumbing tube'.

 

[AP 297]

pretty sure religion is a gateway to sexual deviancy

do a study on rapists and child molesters and you'll be surprised at how many are church regulars

also we all know what priests' favourite hobbies are

You are both more right than you know. Introducing Christian Flagellation!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flagellant

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algolagnia

 

[LikeicareKF]

You are both more right than you know. Introducing Christian Flagellation!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flagellant

i already know about that from The Davinci Code

 

[Pandas Galore]

pretty sure religion is a gateway to sexual deviancy

do a study on rapists and child molesters and you'll be surprised at how many are church regulars

also we all know what priests' favourite hobbies are

In catholic school everyone was very uptight, proper and made sure not the break any of God's wishes in the bible. Fast forward to me leaving catholic school by high school and lots of girls I know became extremely flirtatious, sexual and just all in all deviant. I also know quite a few doms that are that way because of Catholic school. So I'd have to agree with you.

 

[MasterDisaster]

You are both more right than you know. Introducing Christian Flagellation!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flagellant

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algolagnia

Fuck after reading that it just comes off that these religious fanatics are getting off on it.

 

[AP 297]

Fuck after reading that it just comes off that these religious fanatics are getting off on it.

They are! That is the wonderful psychological phenomenon of this. They have been getting off to this since the dark ages. This is what happens when you let sexually repressed perverts run the inner workings of your priesthood.

 

[LikeicareKF]

In catholic school every was very uptight, proper and made sure not the break any of God's wishes in the bible. Fast forward to me leaving catholic school by high school and lots of girls I know became extremely flirtatious, sexual and just all in all deviant. I also know quite a few doms that are thst way because of Catholic school. So I'd have to agree with you.

i used to go to a christian youth group just to pick up girls because they were all sluts, i actually met my girlfriend there too

@cat i wasnt even powerleveling

fight me 1on1irl, i'll 360noscope your ass to the curb

 

[MrTroll]

I wonder if they celebrate Easter by recreating that scene from The Passion where Jesus gets tied to a wooden post and whipped by Roman soldiers.

 

[KatsuKitty]

In catholic school everyone was very uptight, proper and made sure not the break any of God's wishes in the bible. Fast forward to me leaving catholic school by high school and lots of girls I know became extremely flirtatious, sexual and just all in all deviant. I also know quite a few doms that are that way because of Catholic school. So I'd have to agree with you.

I did all 12 years in catholic school. This is starting to make a lot of sense.

 

[OtterParty]

I wonder if they celebrate Easter by recreating that scene from The Passion where Jesus gets tied to a wooden post and whipped by Roman soldiers.

Spoiler: tw powerlevel

they do

 

[MrTroll]

Are you trying to imply in any way that you're a troll?

Lol

No. It's meant to be ironic. I'm a hipster.

 

[LikeicareKF]

No. It's meant to be ironic. I'm a hipster.

I can believe that

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

Just when you think Christianity can't do anything more monolithically idiotically disgusting.

As a devote of BD/SM, and a person dedicated to free & honest sexual communication, this is fucking revolting.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

pretty sure religion is a gateway to sexual deviancy

do a study on rapists and child molesters and you'll be surprised at how many are church regulars

also we all know what priests' favourite hobbies are

Probably in a religious normative society pedos will go to church more to disguise themselves. This would not occur in an atheist normative society though

 

[AnOminous]

Try to shitpost less, be less euphoric and/or quit white knighting Christianity itself. This is for BDSM enthusiasts who are Christians.

I'm not even sure this thread should exist, really.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Im getting pretty sick of the nazism of the mods here

Why were my posts regarding christian sexual deviancy deleted

Please pm me a detailed explanation on why this was off topic

It's about funny BDSM things with christians, not pedo priests.

 

[LikeicareKF]

It's about funny BDSM things with christians, not pedo priests.

Thats fairly on topic

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Thats fairly on topic

It was reported for being off topic and I agreed with them, if a mod feels like it was on topic and disagrees with me then they can bring it back. Now let's go back to laughing at autistics, hey?

 

[Bork Laser]

"Man, Frank I'll tell you what. After church study me and sally go all sodom and gomorrah in the bed room"

 

[LikeicareKF]

It was reported for being off topic and I agreed with them, if a mod feels like it was on topic and disagrees with me then they can bring it back. Now let's go back to laughing at autistics, hey?

What if they were BDSM practicing pedophile priests