Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Takayuki Yagami]

Wow. I figured incarceration wouldn’t be good for his broken brain but goddamn.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

Is Chris getting better?

Holy shit that was... something. I never could have read the original, glad you transcribed it.

Seven weeks in solitary (he wouldn't survive being around others) have broken Chris. No toys, no toons, no Twitter.

At this point the needle would be a kindness.

 

[RSLUG30]

and we thought nothing would escape chris' prison lol

he seems to have gone further down the path of being an egotistical freak by believing he is truly at the power of a god(dess).
i wonder if this was fueled or even accelerated by a lack of any toys or internet access in his cell?
he also seems to have a bible available to him judging by how hes referencing verses of the king james bible.

 

[Post Reply]

Is Chris getting better? I wonder if his lawyer told him to start writing even more insane shit in preparation for his insanity plea.

 

[timewave0]

Jesus Christ, he's somehow even worse than before. Prison is taking its toll I suppose. For a while I wasn't sure if he actually believed all the merge bullshit or if he knew on some level that it was just a coper's fantasy. Reading this it seems like he has lapsed into TRUE & HONEST psychosis. If only he had just been rollin' & trollin' the whole time, instead of becoming a delusional mother-raping lunatic.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Pretty sure this confirms, Chris sang like a canary the whole time. Those poor officers who arrested him are going to need a lifetime supply of alcohol for what they heard.

 

[Butter]

He's really gunning for that insanity plea.

unless it's capital punishment on the line, that's fucking dumb. Though for him it won't matter. He's not going to a normal jail anyway.

 

[JosephStalin]

Josh, I wouldn't waste any more time on this person. Surely you have better things to do with your time and your life.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

I'm curious where Chris absorbed this from. Was it brainwashed into him before he was jailed? Has he been socialising with the schizos? Does the jail have a regular visiting chaplain that hosts services for inmates?

They dont have a library in a County Jail but there are usually church outreach people who will bring copies in and distribute them during Sunday services. Since Chris doesn’t have anyone on the outside sending him books to read, (if they’d even allow him to have them), he’s probably gotten a hold of a Bible and is reading it repeatedly in order to pass the time. That’s my guess, at least.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

clearly losing the last scraps of sanity in jail.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

New character Null in The Binding of Isaac when?

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Praise Chris(t) Chan

 

[Angry Shoes]

Chris has been delusional for quite some time, but I wonder if he's had/is having a psychotic episode.

Is having and has been having for the last 4 or so years. Maybe longer.

 

[Anstiv]

I mean they both fucked their moms. Not too far off.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Providing bibles in jail was a mistake.

And I guess it's theologically canon now that God had sex with his own mom in order to conceive himself, or something.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

To be fair, if you were the judge un this case and read this shit would you think the person writing was compos mentis?

Because I sure as fuck wouldn't.

I would. I’d think he was faking it because he didn’t want to go to prison for raping his mom.

 

[niggers]

i like the part where chris tacitly implies that being pro-lgbt means we have to accept mom-fucking

 

[LocalFireDept]

I can't believe Null would put Chris in jail. Truly our network of Jerkop operatives (jerkoperatives?) is vast indeed.

I guess it's the autism linking everything bad happening to Null pulling out on his brony con, but do let him know he can have these letters forwarded to Isabella Loretta Janke should he so wish for it. And maybe he shouldn't rape Barb and lie by omission to you about it.

 

[3MMA]

I'm curious where Chris absorbed this from.

The bible thumpers tend to take in just about anyone, from what I understand. Probably that, plus his preexisting crazy, & voilà.

 

[Space Retard]

The son of a virgin boyfriend free girl