Chris has been arrested

[Spectrum]

From People Magazine: "A YouTuber known on the internet as Chris Chan — and the creator of the character Sonichu — was arrested on suspicion of incest."

I realize I'm stating the obvious here, but it is so strange to hear People magazine refer to Chris as "the creator of the character Sonichu." Chris's lifelong brag that he's "the creator of Sonichu and Rosechu the electric hedgehog Pokemon and the city of Cwcville, Virginia!" has finally come true. The world at large acknowledges his accomplishment.

To think, all he needed to do this whole time was rape his mom.

 

[Kornheiser]

I said in another thread is that Chris could get sent to Red Onion in Virginian coal country, but in all likely hood he would probably be sent to Southampton County which focuses on mentally ill prisoners.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Wouldn't his years' worth of delusions of being persecuted by Megan, The Gameplace, Mary Lee Walsh and PVCC, the various malls he's banned from, the Greene county school board, etc. count as "persecutory delusions"?

Oh yeah I forgot about those. But they happened way before he showed any signs of psychosis.

In any case, for things that happened recently, it would be hard for a clinician to gauge if any paranoia he experiences is pathological or because unlike almost everyone else, he really is being watched by a network of internet trolls who basically comprised his entire social circle at one point

 

[Theropod T. Dinosaur]

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Seeing sonichu referred to as a “bandes dessinees” is cracking me up for some reason.

 

[Shanndog]

if convicted Chris Chan could face 10 years in prison ... i hope he does get convicted, he needs to face real consequences for his actions.

Chris Chan faces up to 10 years in prison if found guilty of incest

Greene County Sheriff's Office have also warned that "this is an ongoing investigation with additional charges pending."

www.newsweek.com

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Don't forget to post these news articles here

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[Lorne Armstrong]

Not so sure on that. Quite a few of the guys who got caught on TCAP for example got back on the internet after they were released from prison, one guy even became a lolcow on Youtube for a bit. There might be monitoring of any online activity though. Might be something that is set as terms of parole.

I just wanted to get back on YouToob and do my singing and cooking shows! I nevah even menta dewit!

 

[NavyGuzzler]

I predict that the notoriety surrounding this case will be the final straw for the owners of the Sanic and Pokeman franchises, who will send Chris a "cease and desist" letter, causing him to hang himself in his cell with his DIRTY, CRAPPED PRISON ISSUE BRIEFS.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Sexual predators, especially those who target vulnerable people (i.e. children and the elderly), tend to be mind-bogglingly stupid.

Correction: Sexual predators that are CAUGHT.

There's a reason why prison is filled with retards, the smart ones know how to cover their tracks. It feels like 99% of all killers caught bury their victims whole instead of doing the bare minimum to destroy the body, thus the bulk of the evidence.

 

[King Kiwi]

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Y'all prepared to wait a decade for the continuation of the Homeless Saga?

 

[Josterman]

Does Chris qualify as "people" at this point?

I don't really fault the journalists; Chris isn't an ordinary subject, to say the least. It is strange, though. A bit like reading an article about Cedric the Entertainer that keeps referring to him as "Entertainer."

No

Seeing sonichu referred to as a “bandes dessinees” is cracking me up for some reason.

yeah it’s a little funny

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Sick to death of people sperging out about newspapers calling Chris Chan, Chris Chan. We've known him as Chris Chan for 10-15 years.

I even went on google trends to compare them all and low and behold, Chris Chan has been the bigger search term since like 2009.

It'd be like going "Former wrestler, Terry Bollea charged with X" and not "Former wrestler, Hulk Hogan charged with X", you'd have to be a Grade A spastic to NOT use the headline with the more popular name to drive clicks and ad revenue.

 

[Desparagus]

I can't wait for the trial when Chris announces Phoenix Wright is defending him and just holds up his DS in court.

 

[Full Race Replay]

am i retarded or was there gonna be a court hearing on monday morning for chris?? I thought someone said that in the thread, but haven't got any updates.

 

[Marceline]

I can't wait for the trial when Chris announces Phoenix Wright is defending him and just holds up his DS in court.

Someone needs to get footage. Just imagine..

 

[Venti's pink nipples]

Y'all prepared to wait a decade for the continuation of the Homeless Saga?

I'm not going to lie, the homeless saga is what I was waiting for all this years since Bob died, the prison saga is cool but feels rushed.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I can't wait for the trial when Chris announces Phoenix Wright is defending him and just holds up his DS in court.

I legit don't think Chris even knows who Phoenix Wright is.

I'm not going to lie, the homeless saga is what I was waiting for all this years since Bob died, the prison saga is cool but feels rushed.

We all wanted the homeless saga but Chris had to ruin it by raping his own mother. I guess technically right now he is homeless because I doubt there's a chance in hell he's ever going to be allowed to live at 14BC again.

 

[Tranny blaster 6]

Chris will be fine in prison. He can be the tattoo guy printing Sonichu tramp stamps to go with people's iron cross and poorly drawn swastika signs. No one fucks with the tattoo guy.

Would you let that retard tattoo you tho? There are heavy consequences for fucking someone up during a tattoo in prison

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

I came back to toast in an epic bread.

 

[King Kiwi]

Would you let that retard tattoo you tho? There are heavy consequences for fucking someone up during a tattoo in prison

Of course! Chris is a wiz at piercing as well.