Chris has been arrested

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

It really doesn't matter for the court what he calls himself. If they find that his crime had premeditation and attempt at cover-up, he is clearly not insane.

However, I really wanna see him try by pretending to be Sonichu.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mwt35SEeR9w

I saw this video a while ago. It was really good, a true eye-opener about how police interrogation works, and how a defendant can accidentally show their hand without saying anything at all sometimes.

 

[Didedodated WAMUU]

Short, blonde, huge G-cup tiddies, Thick southern accent. Emotionally abused me as a child. A bit frumpy and chubby due to time and kids, but, northern boys make do.

Advertise your Mom's dating profile on a different website.

 

[Zeno Bardas]

Chris finna be the prison bike

 

[Tiggletown]

Are you kidding? Twinks are young, slender and cute. Chris is the polar opposite of a twink. He’s the Anti Twink.

Niggas a Twank.

 

[Johnny wrightfull]

The only possibility would be seeing a judge to have a more comprehensive view of the charges against him and seeing whether or not he'll have bond, but other than that no. Even then that jail doesn't have a web service like the Henrico jail so finding information will be difficult. This thread has probably run its course, honestly.

That's fair, thanks never the less I just want him to get thrown into the pshycward tbh he is a danger to the society and honestly Chris would benefit from being cut out from the real world. I lowkey think that could be his personal mini eternal vacation from all the spergs and neets trying to fuck with him.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

This thread is shit.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

you are actively alienating the people who agree with you by acting like a retard. please return to cwc

At least I don't delusionally call Chris a she like you do.

 

[Doctor Krieger]

Chris finna be the prison bike

It’s prison, they ain’t gonna fuck THAT. On the other hand, he’s a fat ass, so they could probably use his ass like a walk in closet to store shit.

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

Chris finna be the prison bike

THAT FELT GOOD!

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Frankly, I feel like the forum could be vastly improved if Null just deleted every account made within the past 72 hours and closed down the forum to newbies for at least a week.

 

[Reggie the Partizan]

It’s prison, they ain’t gonna fuck THAT. On the other hand, he’s a fat ass, so they could probably use his ass like a walk in closet to store shit.

damn, chris might survive prison after all

 

[ANobody]

Repressed homosexuality only applies in contexts where homosexuality is irrelevant.

The psychological reasoning is, "why are you so vociferously denouncing gay stuff when it has nothing to do with anything at hand? You must have a complex."

Where Chris is concerned, it's very much relevant, though.

But you're not even talking about chris you absolute fucking moron. Jesus fucking christ this man has the self awareness of a sexually repressed doorstop

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

Niggas a Twank.

Is there a term for a senile, hairless bear? Because Chris is a senile, hairless bear.

 

[Vamp Soulja]

It’s prison, they ain’t gonna fuck THAT. On the other hand, he’s a fat ass, so they could probably use his ass like a walk in closet to store shit.

Drug mule saga

 

[mickey339]

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Frankly, I feel like the forum could be vastly improved if Null just deleted every account made within the past 72 hours and closed down the forum to newbies for at least a week.

Null closed the forums for new registrations when Reddit started its mass purge. We really should have the same policy right now. I seriously doubt anyone with secret vital information is joining today.

 

[Tiggletown]

Is there a term for a senile, hairless bear? Because Chris is a senile, hairless bear.

I vote Manatee.

 

[Doctor Krieger]

damn, chris might survive prison after all

Until a condom full of coke explodes inside him and he ODs

 

[Forte]

Null closed the forums for new registrations when Reddit started its mass purge. We really should have the same policy right now.

My only thought is he didn't want to ban people who could provide new information or he's being lazy.

 

[Aqua Panda]