Chris has been arrested

[Mist3]

I'm not a burger so I wouldn't know, are the appointed lawyers free? Can you refuse to be assigned one?
Iirc there's a whole "pro-bono" system in which lawyers take on cases that need lawyering. If the clients are required to pay the lawyers Chris might decide it too expensive to accept, barring him from buying another set of 50 amiibos in the process

They’re free if you qualify (which Chris probably does.)

If you refuse one, you’re still assigned one so that you can ask them questions And have them help on the case even though you represent yourself. Even if you throw a tantrum and they don’t sit with you, the court still has one there just in case because the right to counsel can be invoked at any time.

 

[Catloaf]

make me, nerd

No need. you will, eventually.

 

[shirota.strain]

What baffles me are all the troons whinging about people misgendering Chris. Never mind the fact he raped his dementia ridden 79 year old mother, how dare people misgender him!

 

[Pyra]

They put handcuffs on him, that means he is a suspect. His offense is listed as "incest", but in the wrong category, I think, something about Chris sleeping with his child or grandchild. There should be something more.

Probably because those are the most commonly used options. You know, unlike fucking your parent.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

They put handcuffs on him, that means he is a suspect. His offense is listed as "incest", but in the wrong category, I think, something about Chris sleeping with his child or grandchild.

That was kinda explained by saying "Nobody bothered to implement the other way around because the cases in which one was to rape his own demented mother are so rare that it wasn't worth adding", which I think is plausible enough

 

[Sir William Rutland]

I dont think barb or bob ever confronted chris about this shit.

Bob tried to cut down that internet, to be fair. It would have been the best thing for Chris.

 

[grumble_bum]

Its 8:30am on Monday in Virginia, apparently its the time of the bail hearing. GG Chris.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Reminder that Officers and most likely the detective assigned to this case have undoubtedly learned about Kiwifarms and know that Chris has had a cult following for over a decade now. And they very likely have looked at this thread and seen all the autistic postings of crazy people on the internet laughing in delight that Chris is finally being held accountable for his actions.

Thank you for your service Officers! God Bless America.

Fuck the police! They're the resort of pussies and traffic laws are a scam.

 

[TheRealLowtax]

I'm probably going to fail an exam in a summer class because I spent all weekend reading about this. I wonder if the professor will understand I couldn't study because the creator of the electric hedgehog pokemon, an autistic fat fuck, fucked his mom and I had to watch a different autistic fat fuck lose his breath runnin him down and film the electric hedgehog pokemon creator have a slight schizophrenic meltdown as he's shoved into the front passenger seat of a police cruiser.

 

[Kh0rg0sKhul]

I will post exactly as much as I intend to.

So how long do you intend to continue making an absolute fool of yourself on here?

 

[Sickle Nuited Pigger]

Could this be an instance where he is ultimately free to go, but is prohibited from using the internet again? As I'm sure any lawyer would argue the internet and DA DANG DIRTY TROLLS influenced him?

And approximately how long could he obey that order without imploding into autistic goo?

 

[Catloaf]

What baffles me are all the troons whinging about people misgendering Chris. Never mind the fact he raped his dementia ridden 79 year old mother, how dare people misgender him!

It's not a new thing really. They have been doing it for a while now.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

That was kinda explained by saying "Nobody bothered to implement the other way around because the cases in which one was to rape his own demented mother are so rare that it wasn't worth adding", which I think is plausible enough

I am not saying that Chris had sex with his child, lol, it's impossible outside of CWCville, just that it seem that they have something more than just Barbs word.

 

[TheRealLowtax]

Fools all of you for thinking Christine has even yet to reveal her true power level. She is only showing you what she wants you to see

 

[SaltyFanta]

post proof

Are you asking me to post 8 tenths of egg_irl in a post? Lmao dude you're trolling.

Just check out Benjamin Boyce he does some great interviews with people who cut their dick off and regret it.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

So not to powerlevel, but public defenders where I'm from cost $75. So don't be surprised if he doesn't take one.

Is that a package system or per-hour ? I'm guessing the latter which yeah, it can become pretty costly, all the more considering the current amount of debt the Chandlers are in

 

[Pyra]

Could this be an instance where he is ultimately free to go, but is prohibited from using the internet again? As I'm sure any lawyer would argue the internet and DA DANF DIRTY TROLLS influenced him?

And approximately how long could he obey that order without imploding into autistic goo?

I mean, Potentially considering how many sex offenders can't use the internet. If that's the restriction, i give it approximately 15 minutes after release.

 

[Nobody6]

That's California right? How do their incest laws typically differ from Virginia's?

Nope, that was New Mexico. I found this and apparently the recommended sentence is 3 years in New Mexico but only 1 year in Virginia. I think Chris really will just get off with a slap on the wrist for this if that's all he's charged with and takes a plea deal.

Incest - Virginia Sexual Assault Laws & Punishments

www.ageofconsent.net

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

I am not saying that Chris had sex with his child, lol, it's impossible outside of CWCville, just that it seem that they have something more than just Barbs word.

Ah yeah lmfao, excuse the autism, I get your point. So arrest is possible only when there's a shred of evidence I gather ? There's no "preventive arrest waiting for evidence" system ?

 

[Pyra]

Is that a package system or per-hour ? I'm guessing the latter which yeah, it can become pretty costly, all the more considering the current amount of debt the Chandlers are in

It's a package thing like court costs. It's only like that because it's expensive to live here.