Chris has been arrested

[Spectre777]

Will Chris be declared too retarded to stand trial and just be sent to a mental institute? And will Barb end up in some old folks' home? Sounds like it's going this way to be honest. I do not see any way that Chris will be able to stand trial at all. I'm sure his lawyer will tell him to just do the insanity plea. The Asylum Saga.

 

[Grippy Socks]

You dun fucked up, Chris. Great job pushing away literally the only person left who might have helped you out, ya goon.

 

[AnimeAvatard]

He needs the internet and his vidya though. He's going to go through some mighty withdrawal symptoms if there's no switch/legos/twitter around.

And this being Chris, I can imagine his biggest worry and regret right now is not going to BronyCon.

The 2nd Possessed by Sonichu and Mewtwo Saga incoming

This time only his cellmates will have to deal with it

 

[Learned Hand]

I once got contacted by a defense team just because of posts I had made on a forum.

So I assume it's a matter of course for lawyers to sift through online chatter in cases where there's known to be online publicity.

It's not.

 

[stu411]

quote from the gamerevolution article

" Recently, leaked audio and text messages that were allegedly between Christine and an unidentified third party indicated that Chris Chan was engaged in an incestuous relationship with their mother"

End quote

The second last word "THEIR"
it is implicating that the third party is also fucking Barbara

We got 2 mother fuckers on our hands now, whos next?

​

 

[Amadea]

You don't think barb and chris had a child, and then he raped the child.. Surely he would have blabbed about that right?

~I'm extremely dumb, forgot to consider any of the many factors.

 

[topsikrets]

This is only the beginning.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Amulets going up someone’s anus, in suburban Virginia. I watched A-Logs fight in the dark at the kiwifarms... All those..Moments.. will be lost in time, like tears- in the rain.

Like coom in the Fanta. Like tears in the barbussy.

 

[kc01]

No way any lawyer over the age of 35 is going to bother looking him up.

Isn't he a known public menace in ruckersville?
When I yandex search "ruckersville" the first result is actually Chris.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

You don't think barb and chris had a child, and then he raped the child.. Surely he would have blabbed about that right?

The absolute state of American sex ed

 

[jaffa_calling]

You don't think barb and chris had a child, and then he raped the child.. Surely he would have blabbed about that right?

Forget it, Jake. It's Chan-atown.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Likely scenario:

*Chris starts drawing Sonichu all over the walls of the cell with stolen craft supplies*
*Big buck nigga cellmate hits him upside the head and scatters his crayons all over the ground*

"Cut it out with that pussy ass white boi kindergarden crayola shit muh nigga!"

Tyrone, please, leave my crayola alone!

 

[HARSH NOISE]

You don't think barb and chris had a child, and then he raped the child.. Surely he would have blabbed about that right?

If a 70+ year old woman gave birth, especially one in as shit of health as Barb, we would know about it.

 

[Oroboros]

Holy shit

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Meanwhile, in Henrico County Jail...

 

[Velvet Velour]

quote from the gamerevolution article

" Recently, leaked audio and text messages that were allegedly between Christine and an unidentified third party indicated that Chris Chan was engaged in an incestuous relationship with their mother"

End quote

The second last word "THEIR"
it is implicating that the third party is also fucking Barbara

We got 2 mother fuckers on our hands now, whos next?

​

Chris was engaged with their mother. Their as a gender neutral pronoun.

Yeah, I know. No conspiracy here

 

[whotfsaidthat]

thank god the police were sensible enough to not misgender her. we all know barbara seduced christine, so its not christines fault for following her moms orders.

 

[Butthole Surfer]

You don't think barb and chris had a child, and then he raped the child.. Surely he would have blabbed about that right?

genius post

 

[Cripplebits]

Will Chris be declared too retarded to stand trial and just be sent to a mental institute? And will Barb end up in some old folks' home? Sounds like it's going this way to be honest. I do not see any way that Chris will be able to stand trial at all. I'm sure his lawyer will tell him to just do the insanity plea. The Asylum Saga.

Chris' mental gifts will take over and he'll explain everything that happened without lying because he genuinely thinks he didn't do anything wrong. Whether this lead to him being declared competent or not is a wildcard.

 

[Kacho]

looks pretty chill and upbeat in the mugshot. Wonder what Chris is thinking right now lol

Ver archivo adjunto 2402157 Ver archivo adjunto 2402161

Thinkin about that barbussy. It was all worth it.