Chris has been arrested

[Forte]

FFS stop calling people like absolute retards.

 

[4ChanPartyVan]

incest charge.mp3

Absolutely haram.

 

[c-beams]

The wool was pulled over our eyes this entire time. Chris and Borb were the dimensional merge.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

That is the face of someone hiding a dark, disgusting secret.

 

[Branman65]

This is a fucking lolcow nexus event. You don't have to prepare shit, the weens and spergs will be in attendance it's open to public. Sadly, if it goes to trial it'll probably be on Zoom or something.

I might drive from Alabama to Virginia to sit at chris’s trial

 

[Jew Lover 1488]

So when is chris getting the death penalty just asking

 

[Tranny blaster 6]

Why did it take you at least an hour?
Do you live in a different time zone?

Than Chris? Yes

 

[Eclair's Shota Paradise]

Absolutely floored and how much happened in such a short span of time. Maybe it was naïve of me to think better of Chris, but mom fucking (which i'm assuming is what he's gonna be smacked with legally speaking) was absolutely never what I expected him to go out with.

I'd say i'm disappointed in who he's become, but that would imply ever NOT being disappointed in Chris.

 

[Childe]

Recorded the call, excuse my stuttering I’m an autist. Call starts 30 seconds in.

 

[BayView]

Alright now that Chris is in jail, he can't enforce his copy rights on sonichu. I say we take it and use it to fund the farms

 

[bobatnight]

If his only charge is Incest then it won't be long before we hear from him.

 

[Terrorist]

even one of my trans friends agrees that chris is a dude lol

>having tranny friends

 

[Wikipedia]

I wonder what Bob would think of chris

bob is the only person i very much feel bad for.

He got cucked in the afterlife. By his own son.

 

[The Magnificence]

I just called and asked if there was a bail amount and was told there wasn’t one set so that means whatever charges she got are pretty serious

Naw, bail is not set until your first appearance before a judge - then, depending on the severity crime, or how wealthy you are or are not, or if the judge is having a bad day, or if the judge just doesn't like your face, etc, bail may be set or denied.

 

[Vohzd]

I wonder what Bob would think of chris

bob is the only person i very much feel bad for.

Thank God the sweet lumberjack isn't here for this. If he was Chris wouldn't survive the night.

 

[McSneaks]

I don’t follow Chris that closely these days has he ever been punched in the face and or stomach?

by himself until he cried lol

 

[WutangLee]

Recorded the call, excuse my stuttering I’m an autist. Call starts 30 seconds in.
86bba13e-0504-421e-8c98-ca0768735a30.mp3

You beautiful gorgeous bastard. Actual verification.

 

[bearrrrtooth]

That is the most chill police officer ive ever heard

dude probably had the same call 200 times in the last 20 minutes

 

[professionalsmileyguy]

Timeline of Disaster.
Just looking at the timeline of events hurts my soul.

 

[Acidious]

That is the face of someone hiding a dark, disgusting secret.

Hiding?