Chris has been arrested

[Maricón de Mierda]

"All of us, including Magi-Chan and Cryzel, were jittering in suspence."

This is us. We are jittering in suspence right alongside Magi-chan and Cryzel. This is proof the Merge is actually happening. Dios mio.

 

[Tranny blaster 6]

clearly a ploy to get into the woman's prison

Unironicly sense he still has a dick he will probably get some willing pussy if not he will be raped

 

[gentry]

A-Logs wasting their saliva on fantasies of Chris going into prison. He's a documented retard, if they lock him up he isn't going to a regular prison.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

We're near the end.

Took long enough for this book to finally come to a conclusion.

Still finished before George RR Martin though.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I finally get to witness TRUE AND HONEST CHRISTORY.

How would "Classic Chris" and "Manchester Chris" react if they could see the summer of 2021?

 

[queerape]

Christory only ends when Chris is dead. It is not over.

Even if he does go to the big house he’s such a major cow some sperg from here is gonna find a way to troll him from the inside

 

[EndoftheChrisSaga]

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Did anybody click this? I would but the police website is down.

Keep tabs on it here: https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/17303423;tabIndexToSelect=0

 

[RifRaf]

Welp, he’s finally going where he’s surrounded by boyfriend-free women..

 

[Pyra]

He gets the "National Raspberry Cream Pie Day" part very well though.

Aren't we getting a little too ahead? I don't think he'll get raped in jail tonight. Don't they have cops watching?

 

[Gorgar]

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Did anybody click this? I would but the police website is down.

I did!
I still have it saved on my tabs, here you are:
Ethnicity Unknown
Date of Birth Feb **, ****
ID Number00049****
Custody Status Date Aug 01, 2021 08:29 PM EDT
Custody StatusIn Custody
Custody Detail Henrico County Jail
Book Date Aug 02, 2021 12:23 AM EDT

LOCATION
Henrico County Jail
4301 E. Parham Rd
Richmond, VA 23228
(804) 501-4586
REPORTING AGENCY
Henrico County Sheriff's Office
4301 E. Parham Rd
Richmond, VA 23228
(804) 501-4586

 

[geek_bait]

how retarded is Chris? i can clearly see elements of his autism, but is he also low IQ? surely he knows right from wrong?

i'm just trying to wrap my head around how he could do this and seemingly not realize the trouble he got himself into.

 

[Bulbasaur]

Yall think chris will attempt to represent himself in fucking court?

 

[Skint]

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Chris is about to share that ghetto-booty with all willing prison participants

 

[Dirty Diamond]

KEEP HIM OUT OF THE WOMANS PRISON.

If he gets put in a womans prison, he will try to rape an inmate. He still has a penis.

 

[CowBoyCormack]

If Chris goes into gen pop, he's leaving in a body bag. There's no way he would be able to control himself in such a regimented environment. Guards and inmate will immediately hate him.

He'll be fine. Most criminals would probably do as gunt did and "Woooooo, CHRIS CHAN, WE LOVE YOU, DONT GIVE UP Quick man, how can I use this to my own personal benefit" and forget that the dude is a literal motherfucker, because hes a famous autist, and they want their 15 seconds of fame.

In that regard, most weens, redditors, youtube e-celebs trying to grift, and others are probably the same as well

 

[Liber Pater]

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Did anybody click this? I would but the police website is down.

So far, there is no relevant info on Vinelink about his charges. All it says is that he was taken into custody and it shows his mugshot.

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

“WILLYOUSHUTTHEFUCKUPALREADY?”

He'll be Naruto running around the prison screaming the Green Hills Zone theme at the top of his tone deaf vocal range.

 

[Um...]

the fact that Chris decided to run to Richmond for whatever reason could very well look bad for Chris and might make the judge think he's a potential flight risk, which would really fuck up his chances for bail.

This plus it demonstrates knowledge of guilt (he knew he had done something wrong) and speaks against any attempt to plead insanity or diminished mental capacity.

 

[borsabil]

So will he be sent to a women’s prison?

 

[ArthurEdwards]

Chris did a little trolling. He will complete his love quest in prison. He will impregnate his prison gal pal and the baby will grow up in prison to become Bane from the DC comicbook series. This is when the dimensional merge will happen. Everyone, brace yourselves.