Chris has been arrested

[Puck]

This really is 9/11 of the internet, I'm never gonna forget where I was when I watched chris get arrested

 

[Gohn Joodman]

Does anyone know what Chris was saying to the police during the arrest? I couldn't hear shit aside from those weens blathering on.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

It's because he thinks he'll get away with it whether he gets a slap on the wrist, believes the merge will happen, or someone will save him.

Yeah, you’re probably right. I guess it’s just weird to see him be so calm and collected considering his history of violent outbursts. In a way it’s what we’ve come to expect of him and honestly I’m a little disappointed.

 

[Hyperbolic Steroids]

Probably thinks he's getting off scot free like every other time he's been arrested.

He's really good at avoiding responsibility so he's probably right to be smug. He'll probably be able to hop into a ward or like mentioned probation followed by prison. Really depends on how his appointed public defender decides to handle this one.

 

[LUNEKO]

We're literally getting "CWC's Bizarre Adventures Part 6 - Sonichu Ocean"

 

[Ryanwasgay]

Like I said in the other arrest thread before it got nuked, it's like Chris thinks he's in a movie, more specifically the part of a movie where the hero is at his darkest moment before he gets saved by some Deus Ex Machina. He'll be in the courtroom, thinking about how he was just doing his mom a "favor" and how all these fools just don't understand anything, and then a big flash of light will come and all of his problems will be magically and instantly solved. Even if he winds up in jail, he'll just sit there going "Aaaannnyyy second now!" I wonder how long it'll take for his situation to sink in, if it does at all.

Bro there's been child rapists who turned trans that got out of prison because of it. You're not understanding how powerful the trans card is and on top of that he has the autism card.
So his problems might actually be magically and instantly solved because of those things.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Honestly, a lot of people would have pegged Chris for a pedophile, but he ended up being almost the polar opposite.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Sorry I'm late, but what was the official reason for arrest? Was it the raping, violating the EOP, something else?

That will be told in the court hearing tomorrow

 

[AbsoluteVapeGod]

He looks strangely well. Like he think nothing will happen.
No Sonichu on it sadly.

Also "gender:female", could he actually got in a female prison? This would be a shitshow.

Who knows what the fuck will happen. May stay in holding for the night before the figure out what to do with him.

 

[SaltyFanta]

It is an honor to be with you fine people as we come to the end of the road.

It's been a pleasure to shitpost here, only really rejoined for this stuff, but I figure I might stay. Hopefully there'll be someone like Chris to roll around and make us laugh all over again.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Today - August 1st, 2021 - Chris may have learned he's not a goddess (and that "Kra-Kow!" does nothing).

The past few days have seen "Christory" go from about 0 to pure wat pretty quick.

 

[drfuzzyballs]

Good that the state of Virginia is respecting Chris as a TRUE AND HONEST WOMAN.

 

[zettalow]

Crowd member: "Christine, is the merge happening now?"
Chris: "It's happening now! We're on the very last (uninelligible)
(obnoxious outbursts from the assembled crowd ensue)
Chris: "We're living it!"

 

[FoolhardStar]

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They’ve done it lads

Can't get over that face. Disbelief from nobody coming to save him now, or just complete resignation?

 

[The Man Comes Around]

24 Hours Later

"So these 'Sonichus', they told you to have sex with your mother?"

 

[ManInTheBlarms]

Can we get a link to where that screenshot is from? I'm sure it'd help link to details and stuff as this progresses

 

[Little_Bird]

This could actually be taken to the Supreme Court….

 

[Gaius Such Devastation]

What a bonkers way to end Chris Chan's history!

 

[Meat Target]

Anyone else unable to find CWCs arrest record? I went to the Henrico County website but it hasn't been posted yet. Any idea where Null found the photo?

It's getting flooded too hard.

 

[G. Williamson]

How does this day get any more fucking better?