Chris has been arrested

[JoyfulDarter]

Why was he put in the front seat?

Someone mentioned something about if the police car doesn't have a partition separating the front and back then they'll put a suspect in the front seat or something? It was awhile ago and these threads have hundreds of pages so I can't remember where it was mentioned or if it's even accurate.

 

[Water Nigga]

They are really putting him with other women

Hopefully he'll be able to find a new boyfriend-free girl to replace Barb

 

[McChicken_Fucker13]

My only hope is that some how they make him explain the megan drawing in federal court

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I’m surprised that Chris went so peacefully.

 

[Malaika]

They actually put him in as female. Jesus Christ, America is a fucking joke.

 

[Didedodated WAMUU]

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His fucking axe wound got recognized as female by the state?!

We're literally getting "CWC's Bizarre Adventures Part 6 - Sonichu Ocean"

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Chris is 100% gonna rape someone either in the county jail or state prison

 

[soyfishTen]

Oh no Null, don't you know putting funny rainbow text and multiple features in succession on the front page is gonna make me go into autistic overload?

Anyway, what a predictable turn of events. The show is just getting started.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

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They’ve done it lads

Lmao who's gonna make it their pfp.

 

[Extant Theropod]

holy shit he's going to a female prison ? lock up your daughters and hide the keys

locking up daughters is exactly what a female prison is ya dingus

 

[Divine right to rule]

To think that many of us thought that Chris had reached rock bottom when he trooned out.

Now he is in custody for literal motherfucking, and was filmed talking with his arresting officers about Sonichu by another cow sperging about his view numbers.

Some people are just born under auspicious stars, this is all perfect.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

It's stated as well that whenever a law refers in the Masculine it also counts for female or otherwise. Anons have been posting the exact law that specifies this a million times but people are still acting like the masculine terminology means it doesn't apply to women or trans people. Stop it.

Stop being an autistic nigger. You fail to realize my post was obviously a joke?

Anyway Chris will enjoy meeting Frank, Anton, and Devin in addition to the others.

 

[HARSH NOISE]

What are the odds chris gets off light and is just commited?

Higher than a lot of the a-logs hoping Chris gets shanked and raped in prison would like you to believe.

 

[TitchBitties]

It wasn't the best possible outcome, but at least there was an outcome

 

[longshot]

Maybe he'll enjoy it.

On a schedule, with gal pals, socialising every day talking to people. Might even be healthy for him, no weirdos to try and convince him of paralell universes or that he should do something crazy.

Was this the win condition for the Love Quest all along? Has Chris finally found the true ending?

 

[cruderudedude]

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They’ve done it lads

why is he so smug

Chris is a bit of an alchy isn't he? He's probably at least half lit up trying to cope with everything.

 

[Gorgar]

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They’ve done it lads

Exactly the same energy.

 

[c-beams]

Next step: prison pregnancy!

 

[Weed]

Deep down, this is how we all wanted it to end.

 

[Seto Kaibruh]

> Man rapes his mother with his male penis
> Identifies as a woman
> Booked by the cops as a woman
> male rapist in women’s prison

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