Chris has been arrested

[Truth and Honesty]

Chris, if he isn't absolutely retarded, might have an ok legal defense team for a bit. His possessions are very important to christiorians and his extensive lego collection could be used to cover the costs. Again, not sure how much its worth but id assume that he could at least get A legal defense with the money.

Thinking Chris would sell his legos? You must be new here

 

[Offensive User Name]

This is the internet's 9/11.

Nah, more like the Bill Clinton scandal.

 

[hasbinot]

What a merge it’s been so far

 

[LargeChoonger]

I would need alcohol poisoning

Too soon

 

[Ahriman]

This whole weekend, basically:

 

[Kuruminha]

Internet History in the making.

 

[Umaru Doma]

I still can't believe the gunt himself actually made it there. I'm placing my bet on gunt trying to post bail in exchange for an interview with the literal mother fucker.

 

[Aldora]

Looking on the bright side, the dinner Chris will get in jail is probably the most nutritiously balanced one he has had in years.

 

[SPARTAN-B312]

Where were you when Chris Chan got arrested?

Denny’s.

 

[TheRedBaron]

What a time to be a christorian, I always imagined this could happen (granted not this way) but it’s really something to see this happen after all these years. Don’t know what else to say in reality, can’t wait to see the mugshot and arrest reasons

 

[AmazingEagle]

Ver archivo adjunto 2400950...

 

[Clownery]

Thread went down faster than I could catch up, did anyone figure out why Chris was in the front seat of the cop car? I don't think I've ever seen that with an arrest versus a situation of being placed into protective custody.

Yeah the whole thing is weird. Getting arrested on a sunday rarely happens unless the crime is big. But putting someone in the front seat usually happens for small things.

 

[Gumdrop Larry]

what are the chances Chris thinks he's going to female prison. maybe that's why he sounded so optimistic with the cops

zero chance

 

[RichFineMan]

so, whose going to redo the wire intro but with chris chan?

The Wire Intro Theme [Season 1]

Season one theme music and intro to HBO's drama series "The Wire".Music by The Blind Boys of Alabama - Way Down in The Hole.

www.youtube.com

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

i feel there will be an OJ level trial

Oh my god if Ryan Murphy gets his hands on this for the 13th season of American Crime Story.....

 

[McSneaks]

Chris, if he isn't absolutely retarded, might have an ok legal defense team for a bit. His possessions are very important to christiorians and his extensive lego collection could be used to cover the costs. Again, not sure how much its worth but id assume that he could at least get A legal defense with the money.

bruh. How much do you think lawyers cost lol. "an ok legal defense team" you mean a public defender? Or you're gonna pay those multi-thousand dollar an hour professionals with custom melted funkos?

 

[FreddyKrueger]

WOOHOO the rapist is going to jail!

 

[Ozymandias]

Holy shit, what a happening. "Gunt films CWC's arrest following maternal rape" wasn't on my bingo card or my madlib card.

 

[Kh0rg0sKhul]

Where were you when chris chan was arrested?

Having some pasta and Chianti.

 

[HARSH NOISE]

Mother daughter incest is for some reason not illegal in Virginia...if he identifies as a woman.......

I don't think the Supreme Court would be prepared to handle such a case

You fucking morons don't really think this is going to go to the supreme court because of gendered language in state law, right?