Chris court appearance

[Chazzed Up]

Big feels for the stenographer who's gonna have to write shit like 'dang dirty trolls' and 'CPU Goddess' and 'Dimensional Merge'

At least all of those phrases are real words. Whatever poor boomer lady is transcribing is going to have to figure out how to spell Sonichu and possibly curse-ye-ha-me-ha if she's really unlucky.

 

[AngryFuckinLenin07]

I'd rather kill myself then be this fuckers lawyer, imagine spending years upon years of studying law just to have a motherfucker (literally) as a client.

 

[StraightShooter2]

So out of curiosity, does anyone have any information on that "Fiona" woman, or care to speculate whether or not she really had a crush on Chris or was just another troll?

 

[boongus]

This might help explain the whole “Prison tech” and why it is limited and expensive.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O3PfsndsihY

lets hope chris can deal with this

 

[Spicboyskafan]

This incident is pretty much the only "interesting" thing he's done in awhile.

right, right. still amazed he fucked mummy dearest
thought he was going to go out the way Bob did, surrounded by shit and hoarding eaten alive by whatever is living in it

 

[RodgerDodger]

Chris would at least have human interaction in an institution. If he goes to prison, he'll likely be thrown in a hole and forgotten about. Plus he'll be homeless the minute he gets out.

He’s already homeless

 

[nvrwastetree]

Hopefully if they went through the house for evidence or whatever they realized it isn’t safe for her to return. Honestly the house and everything in it will be gone by the time Chris gets out sense they are holding him until his actual time to see the judge. And they consider him a risk to himself and the community. I don’t think he’s getting a wrist slap this time

It's about time Chris ended up with a competent judge who realizes how much of a danger he is to himself, his mother, and virtually everyone withing Ruckersville. I do find Chris saying he's "internet famous," only to have the judge tell him to STFU funny though. He honestly still believes that statement holds weight. Would love to see the court video though.

 

[Shanndog]

It's sad that Chris doesn't seem to care about the pets, assuming he doesn't know they've been rescued (or so I heard).

And even if they have been rescued, Chris doesn't seem too attached to them.

hes not, chris and barb didnt even treat them all that great, he was somewhat abusive and neglectful, chris cares about chris, thats it, he is very narcissistic, extremely inward turned and selfish

 

[Flabba Wabba Jabba]

I mean the dimensional merge stuff was pretty recent right

In the CWC scale of things yeah. The troon stuff only started a couple of years ago.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

It could turn out like high school again if some of his new gal pals talk to him.

Not sure if they would ever talk to him if they learned about what he did. I'm rusty on my Christory but didn't some if his former gal pals from high school learn about how bad he got from the GameStop fiasco and researched into him more?

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

Chris might actually be well suited to jail. It could turn out like high school again if some of his new gal pals talk to him. He also has the out of his imaginary world. He has always escaped to fantasy. He created Bionic ("orange sonic") because he was daydreaming and some jerk man threw a basketball at him. Chris will regress further into CWCville and ponytown.

Chris stinks are vidya. You can probably find vids of him playing on youtube.

Speaking about gal pals, at least Chris can no longer stalk Tiffany. She is free from that creep.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Shame... wanted to see Aryan brotherhood Chris.

I know a guy who was legit AB in prison. Given the charges, they'd label Chris KOS (kill on sight) if he were ever released in gen pop.

Despite being a lily white redneck, Chris couldn't even white supremacist right.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

hes not, chris and barb didnt even treat them all that great, he was somewhat abusive and neglectful, chris cares about chris, thats it, he is very narcissistic, extremely inward turned and selfish

It's sad because even old Chris loved his original pets, maybe the new pets could never fill in the void for him.

 

[SomewhatLavishHyena]

Although, let's say that Chris hypothetically serves time in prison, a serverely long time in there (maybe 5 years-ish) what would probably happen to Barb ?
We know for a fact that she's unfitting for work, maybe even basic human living, she might even slip on the bathroom floors and die which is quite the waste, and also her cousins might not even take her since to be honest, she's probably no less or more better than Chris... right..?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The troon stuff only started a couple of years ago.

Chris started crossdressing in 2011, and he "came out" as "transgender" in 2015.

Like I said, the 2010s really were a blur - that stuff feels recent to me too...

 

[Shanndog]

Mold spores act as irritants, which can trigger the body to mount an immune response. This can lead to inflammation throughout the body. Inflammation in the brain can impair cognitive function, and in the case of chronic inflammation, this can lead to long-lasting cognitive impairment

i understand that, but chris is a narcissistic shit head who needs to face real consequences for once in his life

 

[boongus]

It's sad because even old Chris loved his original pets, maybe the new pdts could never fill in the void for him.

After what he's done to barb, i'm quite glad he doesn't have anymore pets.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Chris might actually be well suited to jail. It could turn out like high school again if some of his new gal pals talk to him. He also has the out of his imaginary world. He has always escaped to fantasy. He created Bionic ("orange sonic") because he was daydreaming and some jerk man threw a basketball at him. Chris will regress further into CWCville and ponytown.

Chris stinks are vidya. You can probably find vids of him playing on youtube.

i thoug he the very same thing. he’ll love jail. dinner, pencils, gal pals. no decisions. love quests!
and like it or not, chris has a certain charisma. that’s why we give a fuck about him-he could become a little pet of the COs and established cons-mind, when i say this i’m referring to OG chris- the tran skin takes a lot of that way in pure lizard brain disgust response - and maybe a lot of his initial charm is gone. i haven’t kept up with him in his current evolutionary form- he seems a bit weirder now but you never can tell… if he gets put into a low security men’s prison i can see him doing okay. women’s prison maybe not. it very much depends on where they throw him. saying that, all of this is really on the flip of a coin. things could go really well to really bad for him in there, it just depends on a few key characters.

 

[Glowie Hunter Art Bell]

Im gunna call it right now. He wont do time.

Hes an exceptionally low functioning autistic man with absolutely no social training whatsoever. He'll end up in a home or with the state as his guardian.

 

[Kh0rg0sKhul]

I know I am a stupid nigger. I have lurked on this site. Nobody is entertaining as Chris Chan. It's a rap, he is going away for felony rape. Probably will never return to society.

Looking for someone new. Chance Wilkins is not bad. I had a stepbrother who is retarded and went to juvie for raping his male special ed teacher at 13. He was like 6"2 and 300 pounds when he was 13 btw. The day before he got of juvie, he raped another inmate. Stayed in juvie until he was 18. I would suggest him, but he actually joined the Navy, got married, has a daughter and is doing well now. His records were sealed. No new arrest records. No idea how he got his shit together.

This is a thread about Chris-Chan, not you.

So Chris sperged out, asked to get his Legos and interrupted the Judge multiple times for troon shit.

Yea, all of this sounds exactly how I thought it would go.

We now have 6 weeks to go until the next Chris happening.

We know that the reality hasn't set in. Chris still doesn't understand the gravity of his situation. Unless he has a lawyer that can get him to shut up, he's completely and utterly fucked.