Chris court appearance

[boongus]

I wonder how chris is gonna use his one phone call.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If Chris gets sent to the big boy house, I imagine he'll make a lot of enemies on his very first day.

Chris: "Tyrone, you ever heard about the church of Sonichu"
Tyrone: "What the hell is the church of San Shoes, nigga, stop playing before I clap dem cheeks".

I wonder how chris is gonna use his one phone call.

He'll order a pizza, they'd probably be more willing to deliver to a prison than to 14 BC.

 

[make_it_so]

He’ll try to make a Sonichu cult inside prison

"I'm gonna Sonich you, boy!" - Chris's cellmate.

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Will there be footage of his attorney making a face that expresses he wishes he were dead?

Take a drink every time this happens

 

[Homer Simpson]

"Your honour, my client is clearly a fucking retard. I move to call a mistrial due to mental instability and have him turned over to the care of the state and held in a home for the retarded."

That would be my argument.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

I wonder how chris is gonna use his one phone call.

Attempt to have phone sex with Barb

 

[Ryanwasgay]

I wonder how chris is gonna use his one phone call.

He'll call a troll probably. They're pretty much the only people he has left that will talk to him.

 

[Pringles Can]

If chris' lawyer retires after this case or suddenly thinks about a career change, I would not blame him. This either the lowest, or highest point of your career depending on how you look at it.

 

[LUNEKO]

I can't wait for Punished Sonichu: The Prison Chronicles

I was wondering about that, i'm sure inmates can publish books, and i'm not talking mein kampfs but rather regular books about either their life experiences or a particular topic but what about a webcomic? how would Chris get Sonichu out into the internet? would there be someone to help him out on this? would he mail his drawings to some social media manager?

 

[nertz]

Big feels for the stenographer who's gonna have to write shit like 'dang dirty trolls' and 'CPU Goddess' and 'Dimensional Merge'

 

[Spicboyskafan]

Chris's court stuff is oddly uninteresting to me...Maybe I'm just burnt out on Chris shit
just wanna know how much time he'll get

 

[idosometimes]

Chris might actually be well suited to jail. It could turn out like high school again if some of his new gal pals talk to him. He also has the out of his imaginary world. He has always escaped to fantasy. He created Bionic ("orange sonic") because he was daydreaming and some jerk man threw a basketball at him. Chris will regress further into CWCville and ponytown.

Slightly off-topic, but I was wondering - does anyone know of Chris' skill level at any of the video games he plays?

I'm betting he's like PreciousLeaf, and can't even play well even with the most childish games such as Pokemon or Sonic Boom.

Chris stinks are vidya. You can probably find vids of him playing on youtube.

 

[NormanMarkus]

Footage of the court cleanup crew dumping Chris's jizz into the Fanta river.

Props to @Yellow Shirt Guy for writing the lyrics in the meme thread.

 

[Fat Neckbeard]

Imagine calling him her while reading out charges of him sticking his penis in his own mother.

LOL.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Chris's court stuff is oddly uninteresting to me...Maybe I'm just burnt out on Chris shit
just wanna know how much time he'll get

This incident is pretty much the only "interesting" thing he's done in awhile.

 

[Spergichu]

What are the odds that without Legos or Playstation holding him back, Chris diverts all his focus and attention to personal fitness in the prison workout yard and becomes Chris Chad?

I know I know .

It's far more likely he'll become enamored with another aspect of prison life.

 

[boongus]

This incident is pretty much the only "interesting" thing he's done in awhile.

I mean the dimensional merge stuff was pretty recent right

 

[Shanndog]

Well fuck. I'd have lost that bet. Looks like our boy is off to the nuthouse.

Shame... wanted to see Aryan brotherhood Chris.

I'm sad now.

what are you talking about ? he hasn't gone to trial yet ....

 

[SirQuicksand]

"Your honor, my client is clearly an unstable fucking idiot and should be placed as far away from the public as soon as possible.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I tangentally know of someone in prison for life who has a TV. You had to buy it from a certain vendor and it was at an extreme markup. Chris will not be able to afford that. Is he still getting his tugboat while he's in jail?

This might help explain the whole “Prison tech” and why it is limited and expensive.