Chris court appearance

[ForgedBlades]

So my knowledge of the US court system is limited to what I've seen in TV and in movies... but aren't they suppose to keep a record of the court proceedings and what was said? Isn't there a way to get access to that info?

Not immediately.

 

[Celestine]

I don't think Chris realizes that he's never going home.

 

[Mason Verger]

And do what with them? Bring them back to his cell?

The way I’m reading it, he thinks he’ll be allowed a special field trip to bring all the bullshit he almost certainly brought to Richmond, back to Ruckersville. He’s gotta set it all back up just right after all.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

its pretty common in europe to have tvs and playstations and stuff. but theyre rather expensive to buy if youre in jail.

Can confirm that this was a thing my VA felon relative did have in prison. His family was loaded though, so his commissary shit was probably always capped.

So a PS1 ca early PS3 era.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Condolences to Heilberg, one can only imagine how the last few days have been for that poor man being exposed to Chris for the first time and then trying to get him bond while he's chimping out, insulting the judge, and whining about his legos.

It says he hadn't met Chris until Thursday morning before the arraignment, so he got his first full dose of Chris while standing before the judge.

 

[gampboonerisms]

"Chandler was arrested following a Friday, July 30, post on a web forum dedicated to her life in which texts and audio purported to be from Chandler describe a series of sexual assaults against an elderly, cognitively disabled member of her family."

Say it you fucking cowards. Say the name.
But I fucking love that he is held without bail. Could he even afford a 100k bail (or a down payment for the bail bond)?

 

[nekrataal]

I wonder when this fuck is going to realize he's never getting his toys back.

Imagine caring more about your plastic crap than the matter at hand.

 

[A Flying Nun]

He’s probably referring to all of it, the idea of his bedroom’s worth of crap is getting tipped is probably a nightmare scenario to him, which is good.

Fucker is long overdue for a reality check, and this time there’s no one around to sugar coat it for him. Can’t wait for the next appearance, I think he’ll either present as subdued and defeated, or (most likely) even more insane somehow.

Counterpoint: Hasn't he proven he's immune to reality checks...? I mean the judge is lecturing him and he's trying to convince the judge his LEGOs are really important.

He's not going to learn. The only way I see this ending is some form of tard rage when he can't stand the confinement, convinces himself Sonichu gives him super strength or something, he attacks a guard (aka runs at them screaming before getting his ass kicked), and it just escalates until he's in some sort of home or prison where a special caretaker has to keep him from going tard ragemode all the time.

There is no scenario where he actually learns a lesson and no scenario where this de-escalates. For me, it's legit just a question of if the state will take pity on him or not. They'll either go the route of deciding he's hopeless and treating him mercifully because autism, or they won't and he's just gonna keep escalating things til he ends up in serious trouble. (Aka a seriously tight prison with a hard sentence, or honestly, endangering his own life by picking a bad fight)

 

[Spergichu]

It's almost like he doesn't mind being in there but is really, really concerned about his toys being fucked with.

To be fair, can you really blame him? Weens have already stolen his license plate. If they manage to gain access to 14 BC while Barb is gone, you know they'll take as much of Chris' shit as they can carry.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

I wouldn't be surprised if he's thinking he'll just be able to move all his stuff into his cell with him.

He's in for a big suprise when it'll all be thrown away and they'll require him to keep his cell orderly.

If Virginia is one of the states that allows inmates or their family to purchase electronics modified for prison use, it's almost certain some white knight will buy Chris whatever the most recent console he can have is.

 

[Zebedee]

I don't think Chris realizes that he's never going home.

He won’t see the end of the year if he keeps his behaviour up.
In fact, I wonder how many people still think this will be a ‘good change’ for him. This stupid cunt is going to get himself killed before the routine and orderly nature of prison ever has any positive benefit for him.

 

[draggs]

Someone should inform the District Attorney's office that genuine Chris artifacts would have a decent value in the retard market to help get money for Barb

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

I have genuine feels for Chris's lawyer. In addition, for anyone that was speculating whether or not Chris understood the gravity of the potential charges as of yet - the answer is clearly no.

Motherfucker was worried about his toys and thought the court cares if he feels safe.

 

[shubniggurath]

I don't think Chris realizes that he's never going home.

it wont be his home after about 3 months. it will be redecorated and put on the market. it might be six months depending on the area

 

[Lame Entropy]

Godspeed David Heilberg, poor lawyer has to defend Chris as he spergs out about Sonichu and the dimensional merge.

 

[cans.wav]

I hope we get to hear the pending charges soon

 

[Niggernerd]

I hope the fat retard has 2 player games. Cellmates need to have fun too.

 

[Zebedee]

Godspeed David Heilberg, poor lawyer has to defend Chris as he spergs out about Sonichu and the dimensional merge.

I actually feel bad for the man, literally going through the hell that is law school to defend someone like this.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Chris when he gets out and returns home only to find his legos missing.

 

[Direlection]

Chris is going to have to get some news toys..... and promptly relinquish them to Tyrone "Big Trigga" Jackson for toll payment.