Chris Chan meme compilation

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This is the single best thing I've ever seen. :story:
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I think Chris is becoming a meme again and I'm of two minds about that. One hand it shows that classic Chris will forever be a part of internet culture. On the other Chris isn't an actor or a persona of some has been internet celeb. He really IS an ego maniac who thinks he's a beloved part of internet culture because people still meme him.
 
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I've noticed people are making new memes about the bob and chris argument and it's beautiful.

Here's more, via youtube algorithm:

And my favorite:
 
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Mickey Mouse Arguing With Uncle Walt
(A 1928 Sound Cartoon)

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True, lmao.
 
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Chris and Bob argue but they work for M.O.A in East Grestin checkpoint.
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This doesn’t even deserve a customary greeting, because this is fully serious! The inside and outside tour I did of my booth, all entrants in line… MY SUPERVISOR AND THE M.O.I. AGENT ARE SUSPICIOUS OF ME! THEY ARE BLAMING ME! I admit the citations are my fault, they are my mistake. I want all contraband and terrorists OUT. OF. MY. COUNTRY!

I’ll send in the guards, I’ll strip and search you, I will utilize all tools under my disposal! Just don’t smuggle cont-

ATTENTION!

Sir…

INSPECTOR, PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO MY WORDS!

Yes sir…

Shut that goddamn speaker off! I do not care what methods you use, you make sure no contraband goes pass this border today!

I am working on it…

You better work on it! Do you understand? Do you understand, let me explain something to you. If the ministry of information catches wind of the amount of citations you have amassed, they will arrest us. And we would relocate to high security prison?

Yes sir.

You go do your due diligence and fast!

I’m working on it! I am communicating with future entrants over the loudspeaker telling them not to smuggle contraband or use false documents! It’s out of my power!

You go scan them…

The shift hasn’t started yet! I don’t know if they have a valid ID supplement when the shift does start…

You let them in previously, now you’ll detain them!

I’ll detain them!

Re-read the rule book and enforce the rules!

I a-

I will report you to M.O.I. if I have to. You won’t get any credits until the situation has improved. You get in that booth and start!

I am working on it! Let me just talk to the border guards to detain anybody trying t-…trying to smuggle drugs and weapons across the border.

I don’t want to lose my job because of your incompetence. What you did this past month is give the terrorists the gun that’ll kill us!

Alright let me just…

Keep contraband out of Artstotzka!

The shif-…The shift is starting, the shift is starting! So yeah, please. Have all valid documents ready now, now, NOW, NOW, NOW!

Death to Kolechia, glory to Artstotzka.
 
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Apologies if similar has been posted but I can't be frigged going through the whole thread as I'm being a lazy tard today but you can have this one for nowt

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