Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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Flavius Anthemius dijo:
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@31:48 I thought he was displaying some sort or regret or some normal human emotion when he took that long pause after reading bob say that Sonichu can help autism and have purpose in life, he sort of stops (not before some ego stroking about him giving purpose to sonichu of course) but not like the usual brain fart but a pause with no "hmm yeah thee uhh", swallows, has what sounds like a voice break at @32:07 as he says "this what my father wanted" I thought wow...maybe Chris has the ability to feel something- *one sentence later* - "Pfftt GOOD GRIEF..."

Nevermind... Looks like I'm the retard.
 
Well that was interesting, I'm not fully read up on Quinn but pretty sure she's a white knight turned Troll. At least this episode had some video and audio logs, break up the text reading.

That reading of the father's letters was brutal, it seemed at one point Chris really regonised just how far he'd let his father down. But quickly he recovered, just to spout nonesense.
 
Well I took a lot from this episode. First of all, Tabitha St Germain (Rarity) blocking Chris was hilarous. It's because he has this cloud of trolls about him. So what does he do? Open up his other account, and explain himself with 10+ replies, spamming the shit out of her. Needless to say, Tabby blocks his ass a second time.

Then Chris watches the eclipse. I've done this about 3-4 times in my life. Never once have I needed a chair to wait. You walk outside, look up (with glasses), and then 2 minutes later you go back indoors. Instead, he parks his ass out with a chair. But God, not content to let Chris have any fun, sends a cloud over juuuuuuuuuuust as the eclipse hits. That one cloud perfectly blocks his view, and I realize some celestial power has it in for the sperg. Then Sorbet comes in sounding like a rusty lawnmower, and the dog starts barking with Barb in the background. The trifecta of a stream for chris is a cat sounding like The Grudge, a dog going rabid, and Barb escaping her cellar cage it seems.

Chris goes to church and the church shows its hypocrisy. Then again, I can semi-forgive them. Jesus sat amidst the contagious lepers and pox stricken, who were unwashed and poor, but would our lord and savior tolerate Chris's bullshit for even a day? Chris goes dressed like a bad psychedelic trip with a snow cone stuck on his forehead, and everyone thinks Nazi. If the 3rd Reich were dressing up like Chris, no wonder they turned to Hugo Boss. It seems without Bob there to be the stick to Barb's carrot, Chris can't comprehend one goes to church at least semi-presentable.

By now he's been blocked by Brony voice actors, planet Dolan, and his congregation. The person is anathema to human contact.

Next we get chris vs ladyofthecosmos, and chris crosses a line. He calls her dear, or darling. Then, when he's called out on it, he apologizes. I thought oh good, he's grown up. No.... he can't. He's too proud. He sees himself as the victim. So then he proceeds to berate the girl for not liking his creepy language. He was seconds away from being the better (wo)man, but his victim complex kicked in. Then she had to put him in his place. What does he do? try to defend himself with his second account. Christ, this boy doesn't learn.

Chris then tries to roll his R's but doesn't roll his R's. He gargles like a murloc drowning in cum.

Chris then reads a letter from his dad, and lets his dad know from the grave that Sonichu doesn't have autism (no, he must have something far worse to put up with being raped by his dad/mother/god). The way he rolls his eyes at his Dad's letter and advice shows that he's unwilling to change. Then again, I question Bob's optimism for thinking the world wanted to hear from an overweight manbaby and his lemon-colored imaginary friend.

Then Chris appears on an interview where they ask nothing of interest and chris ebegs, despite us all knowing he'll never fulfill his patreon obligations, just like his etsy and ebay.

A good episode. Fast paced and informative. Well done Geno
 
Truthboi dijo:
It's more depressing how Chris just kept scoffing and mocking the letter.
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I was gonna say, I was actually pretty steamed with how Chris read that letter.

Bob did his damndest to try to give his retard son direction and encouragement in life and what does Chris say? "Well, ackshually Sonichu doesn't have autism that was only plaustistic" Flawed as a parent as Bob was, he fucking tried. He tried to understand his sons interests and tried to share his interests with his son and all he got for it was dying in filth as his son degenerated into his "tomgirl" phase.

Hope he can rest easy knowing he doesn't have to see Chris anymore because even rotting in Hell would be better than living with Chris.
 
AmazingEagle dijo:
Wouldn't be surprised if Barbara told him to do that.
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Nah Barb doesn’t give a shit about Sonichu lore like Chris does and he seems mad that Bob knows Jack about Sonichu


LecherousGranolaBar dijo:
I was gonna say, I was actually pretty steamed with how Chris read that letter.

Bob did his damndest to try to give his retard son direction and encouragement in life and what does Chris say? "Well, ackshually Sonichu doesn't have autism that was only plaustistic" Flawed as a parent as Bob was, he fucking tried. He tried to understand his sons interests and tried to share his interests with his son and all he got for it was dying in filth as his son degenerated into his "tomgirl" phase.

Hope he can rest easy knowing he doesn't have to see Chris anymore because even rotting in Hell would be better than living with Chris.
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At least Bob has a son whose a successful doctor so he isn’t a complete failure
 
Chris claims he gave Sonichu a purpose but I don't know what it is.

To be an audience member in his battles with mall security?
To be his voyeristic porn object to study?
To be someone he can bum and anally fist?

Imagine God created you then one day you went up to the Pantheon. There, every other God but yours says 'yeah, it's worse than you imagine. Your God doesn't even have copyright over you because he made you from stealing two other creations. You're more hybrid than a platypus. You're nothing but a shoplifted spork.'
 
Alpha Kennybody dijo:
Well I took a lot from this episode. First of all, Tabitha St Germain (Rarity) blocking Chris was hilarous. It's because he has this cloud of trolls about him. So what does he do? Open up his other account, and explain himself with 10+ replies, spamming the shit out of her. Needless to say, Tabby blocks his ass a second time.

Then Chris watches the eclipse. I've done this about 3-4 times in my life. Never once have I needed a chair to wait. You walk outside, look up (with glasses), and then 2 minutes later you go back indoors. Instead, he parks his ass out with a chair. But God, not content to let Chris have any fun, sends a cloud over juuuuuuuuuuust as the eclipse hits. That one cloud perfectly blocks his view, and I realize some celestial power has it in for the sperg. Then Sorbet comes in sounding like a rusty lawnmower, and the dog starts barking with Barb in the background. The trifecta of a stream for chris is a cat sounding like The Grudge, a dog going rabid, and Barb escaping her cellar cage it seems.

Chris goes to church and the church shows its hypocrisy. Then again, I can semi-forgive them. Jesus sat amidst the contagious lepers and pox stricken, who were unwashed and poor, but would our lord and savior tolerate Chris's bullshit for even a day? Chris goes dressed like a bad psychedelic trip with a snow cone stuck on his forehead, and everyone thinks Nazi. If the 3rd Reich were dressing up like Chris, no wonder they turned to Hugo Boss. It seems without Bob there to be the stick to Barb's carrot, Chris can't comprehend one goes to church at least semi-presentable.

By now he's been blocked by Brony voice actors, planet Dolan, and his congregation. The person is anathema to human contact.

Next we get chris vs ladyofthecosmos, and chris crosses a line. He calls her dear, or darling. Then, when he's called out on it, he apologizes. I thought oh good, he's grown up. No.... he can't. He's too proud. He sees himself as the victim. So then he proceeds to berate the girl for not liking his creepy language. He was seconds away from being the better (wo)man, but his victim complex kicked in. Then she had to put him in his place. What does he do? try to defend himself with his second account. Christ, this boy doesn't learn.

Chris then tries to roll his R's but doesn't roll his R's. He gargles like a murloc drowning in cum.

Chris then reads a letter from his dad, and lets his dad know from the grave that Sonichu doesn't have autism (no, he must have something far worse to put up with being raped by his dad/mother/god). The way he rolls his eyes at his Dad's letter and advice shows that he's unwilling to change. Then again, I question Bob's optimism for thinking the world wanted to hear from an overweight manbaby and his lemon-colored imaginary friend.

Then Chris appears on an interview where they ask nothing of interest and chris ebegs, despite us all knowing he'll never fulfill his patreon obligations, just like his etsy and ebay.

A good episode. Fast paced and informative. Well done Geno
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Chris' Church didn't think he was a Nazi. They thought he was an insensitive dipshit for wearing pony trash and skipping around the church like a toddler on Angel Dust while everyone else was coping with the tragedy that had just recently happened in Charlottesville. It was Chris' Autism-muddled brain that got MLP confused with "Nazi" because he couldn't wrap his head around why people were upset with him. Maybe someone approached him and said "How can you be wearing something like that after what just happened? Are you some Nazi trying to make fun of the situation?" and that's what got Chris' circuits crossed, but regardless it was just another situation that Chris was completely clueless about.
 
Is it just me or does Chris get harder and harder to listen to? While he always was an autistic man baby I feel like the newer the recording of it is the more he seems to "mimick" random things from the internet in an off-putting way.
 
SpacePirat dijo:
Is it just me or does Chris get harder and harder to listen to? While he always was an autistic man baby I feel like the newer the recording of it is the more he seems to "mimick" random things from the internet in an off-putting way.
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It's always been an uncomfortable struggle for me to listen to Chris (especially his singing, which I refuse to listen to), but he has definitely gotten worse as he's gotten older and his disconnect from reality and the outside world has gotten greater. Its definitely far beyond the common awkward speech patterns Autistic people can get. I think much of it can be owed to Chris spending much of his life shut in his house with his elderly parents, away from any kind of social life, with only his cartoons and video games to keep him company, but I don't think that's the entire reason. I've always believed that Chris has some underlying mental issues besides his Autism Spectrum Disorder that have gone diagnosed, and I think those issues could be another contributing factor towards his awkward speech.
 
So I was playing Borderlands 2 the other day, and while I could be reading too much into it, I think there was a subtle Chris Chan reference in the game. (One of the characters called someone a "duck sucker").
 
The Dude dijo:
It's always been an uncomfortable struggle for me to listen to Chris (especially his singing, which I refuse to listen to), but he has definitely gotten worse as he's gotten older and his disconnect from reality and the outside world has gotten greater. Its definitely far beyond the common awkward speech patterns Autistic people can get. I think much of it can be owed to Chris spending much of his life shut in his house with his elderly parents, away from any kind of social life, with only his cartoons and video games to keep him company, but I don't think that's the entire reason. I've always believed that Chris has some underlying mental issues besides his Autism Spectrum Disorder that have gone diagnosed, and I think those issues could be another contributing factor towards his awkward speech.
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In my opinion the reason hearing him speak has become annoying is Chris putting on that high pitched voice to try and sound girly, which he absolutely fails at. His voice keeps switching from high pitched to normal CWC voice because he can’t be consistent with it. I don’t even mind most troons but Chris absolutely disgusts me especially because how bad he is at it.
 
The Dude dijo:
Chris' Church didn't think he was a Nazi. They thought he was an insensitive dipshit for wearing pony trash and skipping around the church like a toddler on Angel Dust while everyone else was coping with the tragedy that had just recently happened in Charlottesville. It was Chris' Autism-muddled brain that got MLP confused with "Nazi" because he couldn't wrap his head around why people were upset with him. Maybe someone approached him and said "How can you be wearing something like that after what just happened? Are you some Nazi trying to make fun of the situation?" and that's what got Chris' circuits crossed, but regardless it was just another situation that Chris was completely clueless about.
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The note said "Nazi jesters" which I took Chris to mean "Nazi gestures" since he was trying to remember while high on Valium and well being stupid.

If you remember at the time, he had this thing he'd do with his right arm where he would ball up a fist and throw it over his shoulder as some sort of autistic trans power fist. He started doing it a lot whenever someone (a girl) would say something Chris would agree with. "Right on sister!"

He would definitely be doing that in church at the end of anything he heard that he liked. While not totally a Nazi gesture, given a bunch of troons think battalions of Nazis just showed up to come kill them, I could see them taking a less than favorable tact with Chris doing that.
 
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