Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[AmazingEagle]

I, like everyone else, knows about Chris' autism holding him back. But wow, I can't believe it went so far as to make Chris doubt his identity. It's like straight out of a movie, and the character ends up going insane and jumps off a bridge because of the mind fuckery.

I don't think his autism is holding him back, he's a lazy fucking bum because Bob and Barbara wiped his ass for him his whole life.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I don't think his autism is holding him back, I just think he's a lazy fucking bum because Bob and Barbara wiped his ass for him his whole life.

I wonder what that must've been like? Chris coming to his parents, asking if he's really the TRUE AND HONEST CWC, and the rolling their eyes and explaining slowly to Chris that he is.

 

[silverstacks]

I used to watch these religiously, but just sort of lost interest a little after Chris troons out and haven't seen it since then. Does the entertainment value ever pick back up? The last I saw it seemed like mostly some petty facebook and eBay drama. I'd be willing to overlook the narrator's delusion that Chris is a woman if things just got interesting again...

 

[Obamarama]

I used to watch these religiously, but just sort of lost interest a little after Chris troons out and haven't seen it since then. Does the entertainment value ever pick back up? The last I saw it seemed like mostly some petty facebook and eBay drama. I'd be willing to overlook the narrator's delusion that Chris is a woman if things just got interesting again...

It got better, the episode where Chris cuts his taint open was pretty good.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I used to watch these religiously, but just sort of lost interest a little after Chris troons out and haven't seen it since then. Does the entertainment value ever pick back up? The last I saw it seemed like mostly some petty facebook and eBay drama. I'd be willing to overlook the narrator's delusion that Chris is a woman if things just got interesting again...

Give it 2 or 3 more episodes, then we'll hit the extortion/IG saga and renewed interest in Chris in general.

 

[jc17]

I wonder what that must've been like? Chris coming to his parents, asking if he's really the TRUE AND HONEST CWC, and the rolling their eyes and explaining slowly to Chris that he is.

"I'm the real Chris b'cause my mommy and daddy told me so, and I'm certain they have no reason to lie to me. Your move, imposter!"

 

[Internet_Loner]

Am I the only one who wished Geno would narrate the whole video instead of playing actual vocal clips of Chris? Can't stand her voice.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Am I the only one who wished Geno would narrate the whole video instead of playing actual vocal clips of Chris? Can't stand her voice.

>Her

Also you are missing the authetic CWC experience if you don't hear Chris' high pitched 'tism voice

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Let’s not forget that at some points during the Liquid Saga, he seemed to have doubts about whether or not he actually was the real Chris. His brain has been tapioca pudding for quite some time

Hm? Where did you get that from?

At most, trolls convinced him that Liquid just happened to also be named Christian Weston Chandler for real.

 

[A Money Creature]

I'm tired of dip shit faggot Documentaries on Chris. I wish Geno would die so less faggot zoomers would know about this bullshit

>all the negative reactions to this

 

[AmazingEagle]

He also thought his neighbours trained a snake to attack him, he is deluded.

And he also believed that Mary Lee Walsh tried to make true love "illegal" in Virginia all because she took away Chris's sex signs at PVCC.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Give it 2 or 3 more episodes, then we'll hit the extortion/IG saga and renewed interest in Chris in general.

"That's so horrible, all those people enjoying autistic man getting gaslighted and mentally tortured, they are sick, sick people!" - average comment by someone, who was watching autistic man getting gaslighted and mentally tortured for 50 episodes straight.
I'd rather side with any troll, than with someone who unironically considers Chris some internet celebrity, who's made it big.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

He also thought his neighbours trained a snake to attack him, he is deluded.

And that the neighbor's kid was the one who stole his HS homework to present it as his own.

Aside from the evident idiocy of Chris thinking that homework assignments keep being exactly the same year to year during decades, that would only work as part of some convoluted plan to trick the authorities into getting a tugboat of your own as a certified retard.

 

[AmazingEagle]

I wonder what that must've been like? Chris coming to his parents, asking if he's really the TRUE AND HONEST CWC, and the rolling their eyes and explaining slowly to Chris that he is.

Barbara: "Yes Christian, you are the true CWC, my sweet son!"

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

I really want to hear Chris' commentary on the documentary. It would be really interesting to hear his thoughts about his actions and the events that happened in his life. Chris said that he considered commenting on the documentary, but knowing his laziness he probably wouldn't do it unless someone forces him to.

If he honestly tried to it would be about 50+ parts of him half trying to shittily justify his actions and half just going "hmmm.."
It'd be funny but it would need a "highlights" version.

Though not gonna lie I would LOVE to see him try to justify the shit he did especially in the old days but at the same time it would be depressing to see how little he has actually changed.

 

[Torne Dong]

I really want to hear Chris' commentary on the documentary. It would be really interesting to hear his thoughts about his actions and the events that happened in his life. Chris said that he considered commenting on the documentary, but knowing his laziness he probably wouldn't do it unless someone forces him to.

after watching chris 'react' to something i can safely say i have no desire to watch chris do a commentary of any form

 

[Uncle Meat]

The only way a Chris reaction would be any fun would be if you put his face in a little porthole window in the corner and muted his mic. Make him express his displeasure with his facial expressions alone.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

And have him do it to Sonichu: The Animated Series for maximum chimp-out hilarity.

 

[Larry Vaughn]

I used to watch these religiously, but just sort of lost interest a little after Chris troons out and haven't seen it since then. Does the entertainment value ever pick back up? The last I saw it seemed like mostly some petty facebook and eBay drama. I'd be willing to overlook the narrator's delusion that Chris is a woman if things just got interesting again...

The doopie saga is starting. I would say that you then get into the Idea Guys, Sockness, Praetor, and people like Kawaiisandbag, which depending on how you feel about those, it could liven things up.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The doopie saga is starting. I would say that you then get into the Idea Guys, Sockness, Praetor, and people like Kawaiisandbag, which depending on how you feel about those, it could liven things up.

Don't forget the Brony blocking saga and Chris' temper tantrums over new MLP content

(Seriously that shit is probably the funniest shit from Chris constant begging to be unblocked persisting how he learned from his past to saying Hasbro is causing the apocalypse by making a new MLP show)